Here is some Zooey Deschanel for no particular reason. I just woke up today and my mind was wandering and it somehow ended up on her. I really don’t know how it got there cause I watched View to a Kill last night which you may or may not know is considered by many to be the most terrible of the Bond movies. I wanted to rewatch it because I was like 6 when it hit theaters and so it was my first Bond movie. My Dad took me and I thought it was great. Further proof I had no idea what I was talking about when I was 6. I was an idiot. Anyway, I somehow got from there to Zooey Deschanel. I think I was thinking about who could make the movie more ridiculous. And that’s not a slam on Zooey Deschanel but imagine for a minute Zooey Deschanel as like… a KGB trained east German Assassin using microchips and horse steroids to destroy Silicon Valley and try to imagine taking that seriously. Then realize I didn’t just make that plot up, that was the plot of the movie. Maybe I am wrong, maybe evil Zooey Deschanel would make it all better. Maybe. I am not sure. She sure is adorable though and i like her a lot and so today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.
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