Tag: Zooey Deschanel

There as a premier for Trolls last night and Zooey Deschanel was there and I will full on admit I don’t know why.  I guess she’s in it probably but I don’t know.  I mean I am aware Trolls is a thing but it is unlikely I will ever see it on purpose, I only have so much energy and I tend to watch adult cartoons if I watch animation.  Which sounds dirty but I am sure you know what I mean.  Anyway, I thought Zooey looked nice and in general think she looks nice, so this was an easy pick.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Here is Zooey Deschanel because I watched New Girl last night.  TV season is really back in full swing and I actually don’t watch that much right now (and I couldn’t be happier with that) but I almost never abandon a show until it’s just gone.  New Girl is still amusing but isn’t the dynamo of entertainment it was once upon a time.  I though Zooey looked really pretty yesterday but I realized as I was watching I haven’t posted her in forever.  That’s very likely because of the whole thing where New Girl is now just a thing I watch as opposed to a thing I get excited for.  I definitely have found the more I am into the work someone is doing the more I am likely to post them.  Anyway, she’s pretty and I still laugh when I watch the show so today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

I am going to half ass this today, guys.  I was in the middle of trying to think of who to post and I just found out Prince is dead and suddenly I don’t have the energy.  he was on an episode of New Girl so here is Zooey Deschanel.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Here is some Zooey Deschanel for no particular reason.  I just woke up today and my mind was wandering and it somehow ended up on her.  I really  don’t know how it got there cause I watched View to a Kill last night which you may or may not know is considered by many to be the most terrible of the Bond movies.  I wanted to rewatch it because I was like 6 when it hit theaters and so it was my first Bond movie.  My Dad took me and I thought it was great.  Further proof I had no idea what I was talking about when I was 6.  I was an idiot.  Anyway, I somehow got from there to Zooey Deschanel.  I think I was thinking about who could make the movie more ridiculous.  And that’s not a slam on Zooey Deschanel but imagine for a minute Zooey Deschanel as like… a KGB trained east German Assassin using microchips and horse steroids to destroy Silicon Valley and try to imagine taking that seriously.  Then realize I didn’t just make that plot up, that was the plot of the movie.  Maybe I am wrong, maybe evil Zooey Deschanel would make it all better.  Maybe.  I am not sure.  She sure is adorable though and i like her a lot and so today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Here is Zooey Deschanel because she is pretty and I like her.  Not really the world’s most in depth explanation I know but I a out of town and you know, i hate writing this stuff on my phone.  It is tedious.  So I hope everyone had a good holiday and is off having fun today.  Sorry if you have to work.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

You may not know this about me but you might because there is a very real chance I have mentioned before that It’s a Wonderful Life is my favorite movie.  It’s basically perfect and a perfect reminder that my life is pretty good.  George Bailey is one of my heroes, which I guess could be odd to say about a fictional character for some people but in my mind he is a moral ideal to aspire towards.  I would very much like to be as good of a person as he is.  Now, I will probably stop there because I can go on and on for pages about It’s a Wonderful Life and both the light and dark that inhabit it.  I won’t though, I bring it up because to me it also embodies a great deal of what I look for in a Christmas movie.  It didn’t even begin it’s life as one but has become one because it is one with cynical people and cynicism deeply embedded in it but in the end some form of hope and goodness manages to shine through.  Which is why I love Elf so much.  It’s easily my favorite Christmas movie of the past… however long it’s been.  It is a movie that works entirely because it is a cynical world inhabited by cynical people except one man who is truly earnest and sincere and just how someone who truly believes in the best in people can change things.  Her career is so different now I cannot imagine a situation where Zooey Deschanel would be cast as the cynical, hopeless one anymore.  It is the opposite of her image and that is the trap of a successful actor, we have a public image in mind and we want them to stick to it. Honestly, Zooey in Elf is like the evil opposite universe her, blonde hair, dour, hates singing.  It is a little strange to see.  None of that is my point though.  My point is I happen to like Christmas.  I like the chance to remember kindness and love.  I like good Christmas movies.  I like Elf.  I just wanted to get to talk about it and Zooey is gorgeous.  I actually love Zooey Deschanel, I find her endlessly charming.  Anyway, why don’t you go ahead and tell me what your favorite Christmas movie is down below, I am always interested in knowing things like that. Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Zooey Deschanel was really pretty on New Girl last night, thus she is here today.  I know that is a boring way of putting things and I have been boring all week but I have been really tired.  I have been doing that sleep thing where you wake up every half an hour or so. It leads to strange dreams and not a lot of restfulness.  So I am trying my best, I promise.  I know people have told me they like when my entries are funny but my brain isn’t working at that capacity today.  So here’s a joke I loved when I was 5.  This guy is at an intersection with a truck full of penguins and they are making a commotion.  So a cop pulls him over and says, “These penguins are a nuisance.  Take these penguins to the zoo!"  So the guy agrees.  The next day same truck is there full of penguins and they’re all wearing sunglasses and the cop pulls him over again and says, "I thought i told you to take these penguins to the zoo”.  The guy says, “I did.  Today we’re going to the beach”.  Maybe Zooey Deschanel would like that joke.  I feel like she wouldn’t hate it at least.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Here is Zooey Deschanel on account of her being quite pretty and adorable.  I was talking to a friend over the weekend about how she dresses and it was pointed out that she always looks so nice.  So… I chose mainly pictures of her face?  What can I say, I am complicated.  But she does always look so nice.  It is interesting that she has such a distinct style.  It is interesting that she is so distinct in general.  I am glad that in general I hear very little about how annoying she is these days.  It seems like a handful of years or so ago it was all I heard.  I never did quite get it, I always found her charming.  Maybe New Girl being popular was enough to turn the tide.  She is pretty hilarious on it so I can see that swaying people.  Or maybe those people simply got drown out by the fact that more people know who she is now.  I don’t know why but it’s a good thing when you don’t have to listen to people just trashing other people.  Always a good thing. Anyway, she is very attractive and I think I almost always post her on Wednesdays which makes sense and today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

So it is my friend Kate’s birthday today (different than the Katherine whose birthday was a couple of days ago, look Katherines basically rule my world) and she is one of my dearest tumblr friends and her birthday is almost over in New Zealand but it’s just starting here in America and America is what really matters so use that convenient link I put there to wish her Happy Birthday.  It is good New Girl was on last night because I would have hated to pick someone she hated for today.  I didn’t have to though because I get to pick Zooey Deschanel who she is in lust with.  I get it because I too find Zooey to be rather fetching.  It doesn’t hurt that Prince was on the show last night.  Fun fact you may not know about me but i love Prince.  Probably the best live show I have ever been to was a Prince show and until last night I didn’t realize Prince and Zooey singing together was something I needed so badly.  I wish it had been a better song, like If I Was Your Girlfriend would have been perfect (Or Head because I am a pervert.  Or maybe seeing Zooey sing Come would have been great, too.  Look, Prince has a lot of just flat out dirty songs that I would have enjoyed hearing Zooey sing).  But she did sing and she is gorgeous and like… I dunno, Zooey is great, I am out of things to say because now I am imagining her singing Jack U Off, which uh… if you aren’t a Prince fan I bet you know what it’s about anyway.  Look, let’s just get off… fuck I mean, leave this subject along and end it with today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Today I had a real hard time deciding who to pick.  It was like an embarrassment of riches in my mind. My brain is bouncing from girl to girl to girl.  It’s one of those days, I just… can’t stop thinking about them.  There is a word for what I am but man, I can’t remember it.  It is something, I am sure someone will remember what that word is where you can’t stop thinking about sex.  Anyway, I finally settled on Zooey Deschanel.  Settled on but never for, she is amazing so of course she trumped the other girls flitting around through my thoughts.  I love Zooey.  She is funny, she is smart, she is goofy, she is pretty, she is sexy, she is talented, and yes, sometimes she is quirky.  She is also very sexy.  So easy hard choice today.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.