So it is my friend Kate’s birthday today (different than the Katherine whose birthday was a couple of days ago, look Katherines basically rule my world) and she is one of my dearest tumblr friends and her birthday is almost over in New Zealand but it’s just starting here in America and America is what really matters so use that convenient link I put there to wish her Happy Birthday.  It is good New Girl was on last night because I would have hated to pick someone she hated for today.  I didn’t have to though because I get to pick Zooey Deschanel who she is in lust with.  I get it because I too find Zooey to be rather fetching.  It doesn’t hurt that Prince was on the show last night.  Fun fact you may not know about me but i love Prince.  Probably the best live show I have ever been to was a Prince show and until last night I didn’t realize Prince and Zooey singing together was something I needed so badly.  I wish it had been a better song, like If I Was Your Girlfriend would have been perfect (Or Head because I am a pervert.  Or maybe seeing Zooey sing Come would have been great, too.  Look, Prince has a lot of just flat out dirty songs that I would have enjoyed hearing Zooey sing).  But she did sing and she is gorgeous and like… I dunno, Zooey is great, I am out of things to say because now I am imagining her singing Jack U Off, which uh… if you aren’t a Prince fan I bet you know what it’s about anyway.  Look, let’s just get off… fuck I mean, leave this subject along and end it with today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.