I have seen pretty much every Dario Argento movie ever made.  This is strikingly odd because I don’t think I have ever seen a Dario Argento movie I have liked, like the only thing he’s ever created that I enjoy is Asia Argento.  It’s like watching them is a habit I can’t kick.  It makes no sense. Except it kind of does, as a kid with the rise of VHS and cable channels desperate to fill hours I saw a lot, and by a lot I mean like thousands of houses, of European horror films.  Hammer Horror was the best but Italian Horror films had their own magic.  They tended to have some of the most strikingly beautiful people you have ever seen in them while balancing that with terrible acting, horrible stories, and laughable special effects (I saw a guy shoot a monster spider once.  The spider was clearly a stuffed animal and when the squib went off stuffing blew into the air and slowly floated down)  There was a strange luridness to them and they way the camera gazed at women that  was both off putting and hard to look away from.  I don’t remember the movie but I can remember being 10 and seeing a tall, brunette with knee high brown leather boots and the way the camera panned up her legs.  It stuck with me even if nothing else did.  So maybe that is why I keep going back, even though the movies are bad they have something effecting about them, which is more worthwhile than something you completely forget.  That said I watched Argento’s Dracula 3-d and it was god awful.  There was a hot girl in it though.  Of course there was a hot girl in it and of course she got naked.  And of course there is always something about being attracted to “the other”.  Oh, she has an accent.  Oh, she is from a whole other continent.  Oh, she speaks a different language.  Sometimes I am remarkably easy.  Anyway, this is an Italian and Spanish model and actress and I found her attractive enough to type this up so I guess that means today I want to fuck Miriam Giovanelli.