Tag: Zooey Deschanel

So…. like if I was the type of person to place a wager I would have bet that Zooey was going to show up today.  In retrospect I should have placed that bet because I control the outcome.  That said, there ended up being a surprising amount of competition as the last 24 hours produced a lot of pictures of a lot of girls I like.  We’ll say it was a “stiff” competition.  By that I mean I twisted my ankle and now it is incredibly stiff and where else did you think that possibly could have gone, perverts?  Anyway, New Girl came back last night, I adore the show.  It honestly probably wouldn’t have mattered how the actual episode was because I really like Zooey and her being on my screen often result on her being on… uh, my other screen.  Because I post her.  Look, she’s here because she’s adorable and sexy and pretty and I knew it was coming.  She’s awesome.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

I have been rewatching New Girl because… um… I don’t have a reason really.  It’s summer, I need something to watch when I can’t sleep, and I like the show.  I also like Zooey Deschanel.  She is interesting because there has always been this sort of backlash against her on the internet but it is not the typical places.  I don’t think an actual for real human being has ever told me how annoying she is or anything, it’s always the editorial voice of some snarky blog somewhere.  Which really interests me because it almost feels manufactured.  Zooey is very up seeming and I guess quirky but I can’t see how anyone could be annoyed by a woman who just seems to be trying to enjoy herself.  She is obviously intelligent and a fine actress, I think it’s ok to wear a cute sweater just because you like cute sweaters.  I guess what I am saying is I am willing to defend Zooey Deschanel here against people who will never read this and the complaints about her that will never hit my inbox.  I hope one day she realizes just what I have done for her.  Whihc is… uh, nothing.  Except posted here here a bunch because she is so pretty.  And because today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Hey look, it’s Zooey Deschanel.  Yeah, New Girl was on last night and yeah I am watching it this morning while getting ready, so yeah, that’s why she’s here.  Except really she’s here because she is talented and beautiful and adorable.  I find her a skilled and pleasant comedic actress, I find her very nice to look at .  She has pretty eyes, pretty hair, a pretty voice.  Zooey has a lot going for her and that’s why she has appeared here so many time before.  She also deserves a better entry than this but I am just blocked, I can’t seem to think of a thing to type so I’ll just get to the real point: Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

It’s Wednesday which means it’s Zooey Deschanel Day.  I actually was beat last night due to a cold I am trying to kick and fell asleep before New Girl started, so I am watching it this morning.  All I know is she is silly and pretty and extremely attractive.  I happen to love how she is goofy and adorable at the same time.  Anyway, I don’t have a ton to say because I am feeling a little loopy and dizzy.  Sick and all.  But what I do know is that today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Last night was New Girl Tuesday which increasingly seems to lead to Zooey Deschanel Wednesdays.  I like Zooey a lot, she appeals to me on a few levels.  I mean, first I do tend to like the art she produces.  Second She is very pretty.  Third, I really like her personality.  I am not talking the Manic Pixie Dream Girl thing (which always seems like a strange accusation, New Girl does a lot to address that quirky isn’t always great in an adult situation but also 500 Days of Summer was stellar at showing what happens if you view a woman as a solution instead of a person).  I like that she tends to be positive and upbeat and I am not entirely sure why that is so mockable in some circles.  Well, ok, I know but it’s not really worth getting into. I like her.  I think she’s awesome, I think she’s fun, I think she is adorable and I think she is very pretty.  So today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Wow, it’s Zooey Deschanel everybody!  And it isn’t even the day after New Girl aired.  I think that might be a first.  I mean, I could find out but.. come on, let’s be real, I don’t care that fucking much.  I like Zooey a lot and will quite frankly fight anyone who wants to challenge me on it.  That’s really confrontational but she still gets a lot of hate around the internet form the sort of people who call themselves snarky while sitting around in their underwear randomly declaring other message board posters not edgy enough for the internet.  Ok… that was snarky and kind of douchy but I really don’t get why there are people who go out of their way to complain about her because here is the thing, Zooey Deschanel has never just shown up at my house and started being quirky and refused to leave.  God I wish she had but she hasn’t.  This is a lot of rambling for me to not actually ever form a coherant point beyond “She’s awesome”.  But she is awesome.  And Pretty!  And I am really still trying to get the hang of the new way of sorting my pictures in a post. Anyway, today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Full disclosure, I was going to post Zooey yesterday when I got distracted by Candice Swanepoel pictures.  This happens sometimes, I sit down to write an entry and by the time I get back up I have posted someone different than I thought I would sitting down.  I don’t really feel bad about that because I doubt she cares and she wouldn’t know anyway.  Actually, I will take that back, I am certain she doesn’t care.  She still wouldn’t know though.  Either way, it was not a judgement of Zooey, it was just a judgement on the alphabet, which is a total bitch  and strict and C comes before Z and it means I have to scroll past my Candice Swanepoel folder.  And well, we can blame modern computing as well, what with the little preview images peeking out of the folder to tempt me into some sort of bikini honey trap.  Again, not a judgement on Zooey or anyone really.  Well except maybe her parents, if her name had been Anne this never would have happened.  But that would have been a much more boring name so I forgive them.  Anyway, Zooey is great, I find her amusing, charming, and gorgeous.  Some of you may not but that’s ok, it’s not your blog.  It’s mine and today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Well, I said I didn’t want to end up posting Zooey every week so good news… it’s been less than a week!  Yay me.  Well, she’s attractive, it can’t be helped.   I did discover something interesting today though, while looking for pictures of her to post today I found myself humming, then singing and it slowly dawned on me that I was singing “Sentimental Heart”.  I haven’t listened to that album in a while but there it was, some sort of sense memory that just popped out.  It was pretty cool and reminder of how talented I think she is.  New Girl is just a joy these days, she’s a talented comic actress who has some real chemistry and I happen to really like her music.  On top of that, she is easy on the eyes.  I mean, those eyes… wow, they are gorgeous aren’t they?  Just enchanting.  So there we go, it’s as simple as I like her and she’s on my mind and apparently I like her so much there is music in my heart, so today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

I hope this doesn’t become a weekly thing after watching New Girl.  Not because I have anything against the show or Zooey but because it is hard writing about the same people again and again.  I try to keep things unique, I try to keep them upbeat, but there is only so much you can say without just going, “Girl pretty, want to touch girl”.  Which, now I am sorry I burned that line here cause man that would be a great entry.  Anyway, I find Zooey Deschanel sexy and charming and so today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

So New Girl started again last night and it basically took until the first note of the theme song when I was like, “Oh yeah, Zooey Deschanel is amazingly hot”.  I mean, her voice is just so enticing, there are few things sexier than a girl who can sing well.  Of course, she’s also just adorable, it’s kind of her whole thing.  And she’s funny.  She’s surprisingly divisive for someone who is basically just cheerful and pleasant all the time but I don’t want to get into that all over again.  I will just say I adore her.  I find the way she acts charming, I find her entertaining, I find her attractive.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.