Full disclosure, I was going to post Zooey yesterday when I got distracted by Candice Swanepoel pictures.  This happens sometimes, I sit down to write an entry and by the time I get back up I have posted someone different than I thought I would sitting down.  I don’t really feel bad about that because I doubt she cares and she wouldn’t know anyway.  Actually, I will take that back, I am certain she doesn’t care.  She still wouldn’t know though.  Either way, it was not a judgement of Zooey, it was just a judgement on the alphabet, which is a total bitch  and strict and C comes before Z and it means I have to scroll past my Candice Swanepoel folder.  And well, we can blame modern computing as well, what with the little preview images peeking out of the folder to tempt me into some sort of bikini honey trap.  Again, not a judgement on Zooey or anyone really.  Well except maybe her parents, if her name had been Anne this never would have happened.  But that would have been a much more boring name so I forgive them.  Anyway, Zooey is great, I find her amusing, charming, and gorgeous.  Some of you may not but that’s ok, it’s not your blog.  It’s mine and today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.