There is a generation for which Phoebe Cates getting out of a swimming pool in a red bikini was a sexual awakening.  I am not part of that generation, I was alive when Fast Times came out but barely.  That said, Gremlins was awesome and I rematching it right now because it is awesome and it’s almost Christmas (You know it’s a Christmas movie, right?)  Now, I am not sure what my dad was thinking letting me watch it at like 5 years old because the movie is fucking terrifyingly violent.  Why did it not scare the shit out of me?  I have no clue but I loved it and love it still, and while I was too young for any sort of awakenings there definitely were some crush like feelings for Phoebe Cates.  We have taken some trips in the wayback machine a few times here before and the prove to be amazingly unpopular.  I am interested to see if the same proves true because there are a TON of gifs of someone getting out of a pool in a red bikini when I check her tag, so someone must agree with me when I say today I want to fuck Phoebe Cates.

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