I hope this doesn’t become a weekly thing after watching New Girl.  Not because I have anything against the show or Zooey but because it is hard writing about the same people again and again.  I try to keep things unique, I try to keep them upbeat, but there is only so much you can say without just going, “Girl pretty, want to touch girl”.  Which, now I am sorry I burned that line here cause man that would be a great entry.  Anyway, I find Zooey Deschanel sexy and charming and so today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.