So…. like if I was the type of person to place a wager I would have bet that Zooey was going to show up today.  In retrospect I should have placed that bet because I control the outcome.  That said, there ended up being a surprising amount of competition as the last 24 hours produced a lot of pictures of a lot of girls I like.  We’ll say it was a “stiff” competition.  By that I mean I twisted my ankle and now it is incredibly stiff and where else did you think that possibly could have gone, perverts?  Anyway, New Girl came back last night, I adore the show.  It honestly probably wouldn’t have mattered how the actual episode was because I really like Zooey and her being on my screen often result on her being on… uh, my other screen.  Because I post her.  Look, she’s here because she’s adorable and sexy and pretty and I knew it was coming.  She’s awesome.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.