So Amber Heard was photographed on the set of some movie I assume dressed for a funeral.  I could be wrong but it looked that way to me.  She looked pretty hot.  I don’t have a funeral fetish but it did make me think of the benefits of someone really hot showing up at my funeral (I am not dying).  I want Amber Heard to show up at my funeral (I am not planning on dying soon, my choice of who could change one day, I’ll try to keep you guys in the mix).  She would show up looking amazing.  She would try to throw herself on the casket and cry out things like, “Best I ever had” and “No one else could ever satisfy me”.  I feel like if I am going out I could add some mystery and excitement to everyone’s lives.  People would talk about that for a long time.  Did you see that hot blonde?  She was inconsolable.  Who knew our dearly beloved, lost too soon, probably the best friend anyone could ever have was so amazing in bed.  Life changing even.  Now it was pointed out to me I could just sleep with Amber Heard to have this happen rather than having someone hire her or getting make a wish or something to contact her.  I appreciate the faith but if I could get Amber Heard to sleep with me I wouldn’t be writing this right now.  I would be sleeping with Amber Heard.  Given I am at work that would be both very hot and probably disastrous for my career, so it’s a blessing and a curse that I am not a walking, talking Amber-Heard-Seduction-Machine.  The funeral thing would be pretty cool though.  Anyway, my main point is today I want to fuck Amber Heard.