Last night was New Girl Tuesday which increasingly seems to lead to Zooey Deschanel Wednesdays.  I like Zooey a lot, she appeals to me on a few levels.  I mean, first I do tend to like the art she produces.  Second She is very pretty.  Third, I really like her personality.  I am not talking the Manic Pixie Dream Girl thing (which always seems like a strange accusation, New Girl does a lot to address that quirky isn’t always great in an adult situation but also 500 Days of Summer was stellar at showing what happens if you view a woman as a solution instead of a person).  I like that she tends to be positive and upbeat and I am not entirely sure why that is so mockable in some circles.  Well, ok, I know but it’s not really worth getting into. I like her.  I think she’s awesome, I think she’s fun, I think she is adorable and I think she is very pretty.  So today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.