I got a text just recently that read simply, “Katy Perry is so hot omg!"  Then a follow up from my friend informed me she had been looking at gifs of Katy Perry’s boobs for 15 minutes.  So you know, I was like, "Katy Perry has boobs” and for the sake of science I looked.  I have determined that yeah, she probably has boobs.  I am pretty sure.  And she does skew towards the so  hot omg end of the hotness scale also.  You can trust me, I am an expert.  Of course now that I have extensively researched this I had to share my findings so there you are.  Feel free to share this information with strangers, just tell people Katy Perry has boobs and is hot.  They’ll thank you I am sure.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

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