So I realize Game of Thrones has long been a big gap in my nerd cred, which I was pretty much cool with. I have had a friend who has, quite literally, been bugging me at least once a month for over 15 years to read A Song of Fire and Ice, which is all kinds of scary because I have clicked on your tumblrs, that’s longer than a whole lot of you have been alive. Anyway, I resisted because I have no interest in reading long Fantasy series before they are done. I mean it’s been 17 years at this point, I am actually pretty glad I didn’t start when they came out because who wants to wait around 25 years to get closure? Christ, exes only wait like 6 months before you get that late night call or email or whatever asking why. 25 years? Well, so I had my reasons and lord knows the show hitting the airwaves (cablewaves?) didn’t help because suddenly even my parents are talking about it. The amazing thing is I have remained completely spoiler free, which I feel is pretty impressive. I finally gave in because… well, just too many people insisted, I’d rather have to sit around impatiently than listen to one more person look at me like I killed their dog when I tell them no, I don’t want to watch Game of Thrones. Anyway, so that’s where I have been at, as a side note plenty of people have tried to convince me to watch saying I would love Danys on the show. SO I have watched the first 6 episodes and… yeah, they were right, I guess people know me because they were right. Emilia Clarke is really pretty, though I would say I am torn, I think she looks better with her natural hair color but I do so love fancy costumes and fantasy style period garb, so I don’t know if I like her better on the red carpet or on the show. I guess I’ll just have to keep watching and looking at pictures until I come to a conclusion. It sounds grueling. I have come to one decision though, today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.
Tag: Actress
Because my sleep is a mess I am A) awake for the day and B) watching last night’s Mad Men. I mean, it isn’t too horrible to be up bright and early it’s just when 2 PM rolls around and I want to fall asleep I will curse being up before the sun. But right now I am just relishing the chance to relax and watch Mad Men. Mad Men, of course, means a Christina Hendricks post because it always does. I am not sure what to say about her really other than she is really pretty and a very talented actress. Obviously people like her a lot and well, the first picture I posted kind of shows what most people talk about with her but I think that sort of thing actually does a disservice, I think the middle pictures do a better job of showing off her beauty. I think she is genuinely pretty, not just a pair of breasts. I think what makes her so attractive, at least for me, is her attitude and the way she carries herself on screen, there is sensuality she seems to casually exude that others can’t match if they try. That said, I am not against her boobs (hey, anyone have drums on hand? Ready up a rimshot because… I wish I was against her boobs, ifyaknowwhatimean… come on!) but I think only paying attention to her boobs misses a lot of the point. There are lots of boobs out there, they aren’t all connected to someone worth obsessing over. These boobs are. Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.
In part it feels so strange that Jennifer Lawrence is exceedingly famous. There was a point, even after her first Oscar nomination where it seemed like the average person had no clue who she was. Now I think everyone does and everyone has strong opinions. That I find interesting to, I guess that goes hand in hand with fame, if Tom Cruise wasn’t famous most people never would have cared what couches he bounced on or what his cult had to say about psychology. But he was famous and everyone had strong opinions. Jennifer Lawrence is much loved which means she is also much hated. I guess you can’t really have one without the other, it’s hard to work up a lot of passion for someone you don’t actually know if there isn’t someone to clash with about her. It is all strange though because it really was not that long ago that Jennifer Lawrence was Jennifer Who. I like her though so I guess I am in the love her camp, though let’s be honest, love is a big word, much better to say it’s like and lust in my case. Anyway, what I am really saying is that today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.
It’s Jenna-Louise Coleman before Doctor Who comes on today, which is kind of the reverse of how this stuff works a lot of the time. I see something, my brain mulls it over, I wake up and out pops a girl from something I watched before. Not everyday and not always but it’s how it’s worked of late. But today I am thinking about her before she pops on screen. Probably because she’s really pretty. Also probably because this week her pictures in that latex outfit on top keep reappearing on my dash. I mean, that really doesn’t hurt. Anyway, she is charming and pleasant to watch alongside the Doctor and she is really, really pretty. I mean, everyone knows the thing I have for British girls at this point, right? Clearly I do and clearly she fits that mold as well. Anyway, she’s gorgeous and I look forward to her face popping up on my tv in a few hours so today I want to fuck Jenna-Louise Coleman.
Here’s Alison Brie because Alison Brie is really hot. That’s pretty simple but it’s also pretty true. She has popped up a bunch recently and I assume it’s because of the return of Mad Men. Her Esquire pictures are decidedly awesome. And I always like her work, even when the show is not so great (Oh my beloved Community… it’s none of the cast’s fault…). Anyway, the reason she’s here is because I like her and she’s hot and today I want to fuck Alison Brie.
I cannot explain why Sofia Vergara doesn’t appear here more often. I find her very attractive. I mean, I don’t think it should even take a lot of explanation as to why I find her attractive. I do still watch Modern Family. I think maybe it’s a sitcom thing… even when sitcoms sexualize someone people tend to be so cartoonish to feel like real people? Or maybe there is just something wrong with my brain? I don’t know, she’s hot, I like her, today I want to fuck Sofia Vergara.
Here are a few random things about Veronica Lake: when you think of the sultry look of the 40’s, especially the hair, there is a very good chance you are thinking of her, she was a fantastic Femme Fatale, she was very short, she had a reputation of being a raging bitch and sometimes violent. Here is a random fact about me, all of those things make me more attracted to her. Yes, all of them. One of my favorite things is film noir, it just… speaks to me in a way that our favorite things do. For those that don’t know film noir, among it’s other traits, is often visually striking, the lighting and the mood the visuals set are amazing. It only helps someone as pretty as Veronica Lake to be in such very pretty movies. I could tell you lots about her but you either A) don’t care and thus have scrolled past B) care a lot and found this by searching her tag in which case I am not teaching you anything. Seriously though, that face… that hair… she was gorgeous, even if her life was burdened by troubles. Anyway, my retrocrush picks always prove really unpopular so I assume you aren’t reading at this point. Fine, I get her all to myself. Today I want to fuck Veronica Lake.
I still have only seen Juno Temple in a few things, all of which I thought she was great in, but she is really here because I am really liking her hair red. I don’t even know if it’s still red, I just know it as red hair has been showing up on my dash for a few months it seems and it finally hit critical mass for me and bam, here she is. I am almost reluctant to post her because while I like her and like her independently of anyone else’s liking of her… I have someone I follow who is like way into Juno Temple. At least more into Juno Temple than I am. So I feel like she has dibs on Juno and it’s almost stealing to post her. But.. she’s worth stealing I suppose and so today I want to fuck Juno Temple.
I saw Evil Dead and it was not great but it also wasn’t horrible. Pretty faint praise I suppose but it seems to have created a love it or hate it mentality on the internet so I am going to stand firmly in the luke warm camp. I guess of course the internet does that in general, encourages people to take really extreme positions. A really clever person here would make a joke about binary code and binary opinions but I am only a pretty clever person, not a really clever person. Anyway, Jane Levy was in it and I thought she was pretty good in what she was given, though I was surprised at how she was used. I think I expected more ass kicking and less demoning. But you know, she is pretty, there is a certain attitude to her that is kind of fun and enjoyable. I don’t know, words have left me at the moment for the most part so let’s sum it up. Today I want to fuck Jane Levy.
Jessica Chastain is such a good actress guys, which is why she’s here. I mean, the red hair and blue eyes and being pretty doesn’t hurt but it’s her acting that puts her here. I mean, other people have told me they don’t even think she’s that pretty, which is madness but she as universally physically lusted after as some of my picks. As to what she is, well, she is a really, really good actress and that’s exactly why she’s here. I’m not saying acting turns me on (that would be strange, right? I mean someone somewhere must have this fetish but it seems even stranger to me than the balloon popping people). This blog, really, isn’t about turn ons or kinks or anything like that, it’s about attraction which is a different thing. Which is my point about her acting, personally someone is always more attractive if they are really good at something. They are always more attractive if you respect them. Not that there isn’t just purely physical attraction but I find that so much more fleeting. But someone you have respect for… well I find it harder to shake. And she is just so good. If you haven’t seen her in anything fix that. If you have only seen her in one thing, fix that because you will be blown away by her range, it really makes her stand out. Anyway, I think it is pretty clear I like her a lot and I am just going to go on and on showing that I can’t really praise acting with words other than “good” and “really good” so let’s cut to the chase. Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.
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