Tag: Actress

The Met Gala is a pretty big deal for people of my ilk.  By that I mean the type of people who love seeing pictures of all the celebrities in their gowns and such, it’s almost as good as the Oscars.  Anyway, I haven’t seen everyone by a long shot so this is premature but I am prepared to declare Nina Dobrev the winner.  Yes, she has won a non competitive event. But she looks so good!  I mean look at her.  The dress was great, she looked great.  Really she tends to just look fantastic on the red carpet, it’s one of her things.  So I am posting her.  If later in the week I declare another winner just roll with it, if I was consistent I wouldn’t post a blog with a different girl every day.  For today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.

Another Day after Mad Men and another day with Christina Hendricks.  It happens I guess.  It means I feel like I don’t have a ton to say here.  Obviously she is very pretty, obviously there are things to like about her and obviously I am a fan of the performance she gives on the show.  But I feel like I just posted her and my brain is straining to come up with something new to say.  So I’m just going to leave it there and simply say today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

It has been said that those that find women attractive by and large are attracted to bigger eyes.  I am not sure if this is true or not.  I am attracted to some women with large eyes but I don’t think of it as a feature I go after.  Nor do I think every woman I am attracted to has particularly large eyes.  That said, Sarah Hyland does have pretty big eyes and I do find her attractive.  More importantly, one of the reasons we are supposed to find large eyes attractive is they remind us of youth.  Just like puppies, large eyes are something akin to babies and make someone seem younger and cuter and more in need of protection.  Specifically your protection.  My protection.  So, um, if you are attracted to her, congrats, apparently your have some antiquated damsel in distress thing going on.  Man, that sucked the fun out of things.  My real point is that she is cute and she is young looking and I guess the big eyes play into that, it adds something to it that maybe is better not thought about because here’s the thing, you can’t really control how or what you’re attracted to, you can only control what you do about.  So don’t feel guilty until you start nice guying her to death and become the white knight no one needed or wanted.  I had a point here but i have kind of lost it, I guess what I am saying is Sarah Hyland has big eyes and today I want to fuck Sarah Hyland.

Here’s Amanda Seyfried because why not.  She hasn’t really shown up on this blog a lot which is a little strange because I have always liked her and I have a friend who could tell you when I am talking about desirable celebrities she comes up a lot.  So why doesn’t she ever make it here?  I have no clue really.  It feels like an anomaly or something.  Maybe she’s comes in second a lot or something? I can see that I guess, I mean I loved Veronica Mars as everyone who has read this blog knows and she was like the second most desirable girl in it.  Mean Girls was awesome but at the time I thought Lindsay Lohan was hotter.  In Time was bad but she was hot in it but… Justin Timberlake was hotter?  I don’t know, it isn’t really a theory based on research or like… anything close to facts, it just popped into my head.  I am just trying to explain because it feels like a mistake she hasn’t been here more often.  But I am fixing that today.  Today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

Time is a bit of a strange thing in what it does to our perceptions. I have been attracted to Scarlett Johansson for over a decade but when that attraction was first there I felt like she was so young.  Now I think of her as basically the same age as me.  A few years when someone is a teenager feels like a lot, they feel like less later on.  I am not sure what the point is here other than the fact that impressions change, once a basically unknown actress then became the next big thing then became huge.  Now she’s like an elder statesman of attractive girl actresses.  Well, something like that, my point is it’s just accepted now that she is one of the biggest stars in the world.  It almost doesn’t even matter what she does.  I am babbling though, so let’s get down to brass tacks and cut the bullshit. Scarlett Johansson is sexy and beautiful.  I love her lips, her eyes, her boobs, and her essence.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Ok, so Candice Accola is getting her own entry.  I only know a few people who watch Vampire Diaries but of note while I was fixated on Nina Dobrev (and well, her boobs.  I was convinced the show was trying to make me look at her boobs) everyone told me they hadn’t really noticed because they were too busy being distracted by how pretty Candice Accola is.  And I get it, she is very pretty.  There is room in my heart for more than one actress on a show.  She does play a character who is impossible not to like, that helps, and yes, she is very pretty.  So today is her day here.  Today I want to fuck Candice Accola.

Hey look, it’s Zooey Deschanel.  Yeah, New Girl was on last night and yeah I am watching it this morning while getting ready, so yeah, that’s why she’s here.  Except really she’s here because she is talented and beautiful and adorable.  I find her a skilled and pleasant comedic actress, I find her very nice to look at .  She has pretty eyes, pretty hair, a pretty voice.  Zooey has a lot going for her and that’s why she has appeared here so many time before.  She also deserves a better entry than this but I am just blocked, I can’t seem to think of a thing to type so I’ll just get to the real point: Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

A lot of times when I post someone I have some sort of idea as to why or something to say but today I have no clue.  I try my best to only post when I get inspired rather than sitting down and saying, “Who do I want to fuck today?” I mean, obviously the integrity of this whole thing is of the utmost importance, I would hate for future generations to think I wanted to fuck Katy Perry on November 4th when really deep down I wanted Kristen Bell.  The truth is important, I’m like the Socrates of posting girls online, though I am not sure what my hemlock will be. Anyway, today I don’t know what is up really, Anne Hathaway just popped into my head.  My thought process was basically this: Anne Hathaway is hot, I like her, I would fuck her, I should post her.  And there we go, looking up pictures just helped me get more into it and so today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

I did not know who Katheryn Winnick was prior to the Vikings airing.  I had seen her in other things but just didn’t notice her.  She’s a fine actress and pretty but… well, now I have noticed her.  I have mentioned before my weakness for period dress (And apparently the name Katherine and all variations of it, for real I have posted more Katherines of various spellings than any other name by far) and I think that must be part of it.  I do seem to really like costumes.  At least, the type of costumes that appear on TV, I am sure there are whole eras of dress that would do nothing for me, we just don’t see a lot of shows about those time periods.  Anyway, that must be part of it but I think more of it has to do with the theory of The Other.  It is said this is where a lot of conflict comes from, be it racism and xenophobia or sexism.  There has always felt to me to be a lot of truth to that, everyone reading this will have to admit at least to themselves a strange discomfort they have felt in a room full of people they somehow see as not like themselves.  It is very unlikely in a dinner you are truly in danger but you can feel very much so just being around people who are not of your ilk, wherever that difference may lie.  But I think it also historically causes attraction as well.  Maybe the best thing Vikings does is accentuate the Alieness of Viking culture.  Now, be it accurate or not it does a very good job of making sure we know and feel they are not us, they are not even close to us, they are different and their ways do not always make sense.  I figure this, seeing Katheryn Winnick like that every week has to add to the appeal but why?  I mean, partially it could be the grass is always greener, ancient tales often speak of other lands and how they are known for the beauty of their women, no doubt this is because you only notice the hot girls when you travel to Elsewhereistan.  Also though I figure it has to be a deep seeded urge to conquer, a lot of this other conflict is rooted in a need to make others like us.  We don’t like talking to people who don’t share our world view.  Like it or not we have an urge to make others more like us or… exterminate them.  Even more disturbing sexual conquest has always been a part of this, a need to plant our flag or seed or whatever.  To make our mark.  Very few Romance novels have a woman falling for an outsider and becoming an outsider herself, much more common she tames his wild nature and makes him acceptable, normal, no longer the other.  Be it conquest through the heart or the libido it is still conquest.  And I think in that lies a lot of the attraction we have in these cases.  The attraction I have certainly.  What I am saying is you should feel bad about being attracted to Katheryn Winnick because you are perpetuating millennia of conflict and suffering.  So you know, walk away in shame, I’ll suck it up and take her.  I’ll be the bad guy here and say that today I want to fuck Katheryn Winnick.

“So I finally understand your Kristen Bell obsession. I was watching (tons of) interviews of her with Craig Ferguson.  Yeah, I get it now”.  I got this message from a friend.  My only answer is, well… DUH!  She’s awesome and fantastic and gorgeous.  She’s is Kristen Bell.  But I don’t care if any of you realize it now, it’s too late, you can’t have her, she’s mine.  I have called Dibs.  I called Dibs in like 2005.  We were meant to be together.  I know this for fact because I say it all the time and I don’t lie most of the time so there’s a really good chance it’s true.  Besides, restraining orders are so romantic.  Just a girl playing hard to get, being coy… ok, now that I have been creepy I am going to point out that yes, she is perfect and wonderful and adorable and hilarious.  She is great and more people should know it.  I know it.  I also know that today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.