Tag: Actress

Here is Aimee Teegarden.  She is here because she’s never been here before.  Well… no, that’s not true.  She’s here because she’s pretty and I really thought she was attractive back when Friday Night Lights was on.  So I heard she was in a new show this fall on the CW that I will probably never watch and that got me thinking about her.  And I was surprised she’s never shown up because I like her.  But you know, out of sight out of mind.  But that got me thinking about how she hadn’t bee here, which got me thinking about her, which got me thinking extra hard about her.  Anyway, the basic point is I loved Friday Night Lights, like so much it’s really only a matter of time until I end up posting Kyle Chandler or something.  For now though Aimee Teegarden.  Because she is cutesy and curvy and sometimes that makes for a really enticing combination.  Today I want to fuck Aimee Teegarden.

So I am caught up on Game of Thrones (and almost caught up on the books), so there is that.  I’ll be honest, it was fun to start but eventually started to feel like a chore.  It’s ok but I don’t think I dig it as much as other people.  Anyway, I am caught up and as far as the show goes Emilia Clarke is the real standout for me.  She is gorgeous and now that Danys is being given more interesting things to do her acting is standing out as well.  I dig her.  Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.

Ok, so like for real the first time I saw and noticed Keira Knightley was during youth selling records (and sometimes movies).  She was on the cover of this DVD for Robin Hood’s Daughter or whatever.  I didn’t know who she was but every shift I would pass it a couple of times and always though, “man, that girl on the cover is really pretty”.  Anyway, then Pirate’s of the Caribbean came out and I thought, “Man, that girl in the corset is really, really pretty”.  Then I put together that she was the girl on the DVD.  Now, it probably didn’t hurt that you know, period dress in both things and no doubt I am a sucker for that.  Also British girls but I don’t think I realized that then.  Anyway, I liked her but then there was this whole skinny thing and you know I don’t judge and I don’t think you should either but I also don’t think you should feel bad if someone isn’t for you because of their physical shape.  So you know, she was too skinny for me in what I saw and the passion faded.  I don’t know how skinny she is now because I have recently seen her in a couple of movies and she was wearing clothing so who knows.  She looked good.  The thing that held true all this time is she is really, really pretty.  She has such a pretty face.  And you know, she’s kind of charming and that accent and well, today I want to fuck Keira Knightley.

So for reasons I am not sure of my dash has been full of Diora Baird recently.  This is odd mainly because…. well, if you search her tag it’s not exactly highly populated.  I don’t think she has been in anything big recently.  I could be wrong, maybe I missed Diora Baird day.  I posted her once before and what is most interesting about that is a year later that post still occasionally will get a like.  Anyway, she is very hot.  I have seen her in a number of movies and you may have too, you just didn’t realize it because they were really small parts.  Well… the role she played was small, obviously a big part of her appearances is not so small.  I think she’s just kind of destined to be the busty eye candy.  Anyway, she’s here because she kept showing up and I have always thought she was hot.  Today I want to fuck Diora Baird.

So I have been watching Happy Endings and am really enjoying it and it brought Elisha Cuthbert back into… well awareness for me?  I kind of forgot she existed.  It’s a little strange because I remember when 24 was the hottest shit on TV and she was thus one of the most popular women on the internet.  You know how those things go, there should be like a heat index, obviously there were more famous people but she was one of those it girls that anywhere you’d go people would have her on their hottest girls alive lists or whatever.  Anyway, that all cooled off eventually, probably about the time she was being chased by hillbillies and cougars and everyone got really sick of 24.  And if you had asked me a week ago I would have told you she was really pretty but didn’t do anything for me.  Some girls are like that, like paintings, you get the beauty, everything looks right, but nothing moves you.  Then I started watching Happy Endings and I am really liking it and as the show goes on… I find myself thinking about how hot she is.  I guess being associated with something I like is enough to awaken… whatever.  At least for right now.  So today I want to fuck Elisha Cuthbert.

Jenna-Louise Coleman is adorable.  I mean she also is sexy and hot but for some reason when I look at her the first thought I get is adorable.  I am not sure why exactly.  So watch me talk in circles dissecting it!  It’s who I want to over think wanting to fuck today!  Like, I think the eyes are part, she has the big round eyes and the full cheeks.  I also think it’s her height, she’s very short.  The thing is you can’t always tell that from pictures but I know a lot of short people and they all have very cute mannerisms, like it is a survival thing they learned.  They know being small makes them seem cuter so they take on cutesy mannerisms that accentuate the cute and tininess.  Maybe survival mechanism is the wrong word?  I don’t think tall people would go around stepping on short people and snuffing out their lives unless short people do that little head tilt, shoulder shrug thing that makes people go “Awwwww…” but I imagine it helps them charm people.  Charming people is a big part of life.  Sorry, people without social skills, it is.   Wow I have gotten off track.  Anyway, I was going to figure out why cute is the first thing I think about with her but maybe next time.  Today I want to fuck Jenna-Louise Coleman.

So another Game of Thrones addition.  I guess that’s obvious.  I had no idea who she was before watching the show because Downton Abbey is also on my long to watch eventually list. Anyway, she is pretty, strikingly pretty really, though pictures of her proved hard to find.  I mean, the internet is a world wide thing, right?  Why do I have so much more trouble finding pictures of British Women?  What I am asking is are you guys hiding stuff from Americans?  That’s not cool, we show you all sorts of pictures of our celebrities!  Or maybe I am searching wrong… does Google have a U or an extra E in England?  Maybe that’s my prouble, it’s Goougle or Ye Olde Googlee. Or I’m a jackass.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Rose Leslie.

So Rebecca Hall is apparently in Iron Man 3 and people are all about that or so I think.  I have not seen it yet and I haven’t really read much about it on purpose but the result is people have been talking a lot about her in it and i have tried to pay no attention.  I really had no clue who she was but I just watched this movie called The Awakening.  Of course, looking her up I have seen like 5 movies she’s been in other than that but I guess I wasn’t paying attention.  I mean, she was in Frost/Nixon but let’s be honest, when Richard Nixon walks in a room you don’t really have room to fantasize about anyone else, right.  Rawr… tricky dick indeed!  Anyway, my point is I can’t take anything seriously but I enjoyed what she was in, it reminded me of old school British ghost films, which makes sense in that it is a modern British ghost film.  The British part is important beyond my strange turn on for people born on small, rainy islands.  But they have a tone to them, they are reserved in a way that serves them well, the American versions tend more towards histrionics and flashiness which creates a completely different  feel and tone.  They always have someone respectable and smart and capable and professional at the center as things begin to spiral out of control and they are dragged down.  It is what makes them so good.  Rebecca Hall was of course the serious, capable, in control woman at the center and it was a good look on her.  Kind of a buttoned up sexuality to her that I liked.  She has nice lips and is pretty.  Um… I guess you may see her again when I see Iron Man.  Until then I can say that today I want to fuck Rebecca Hall.

So Blake Lively won the Met Gala… ok, I am joking but she did well, very well.  I loved her gown, it was great.  She looked great too.  She definitely won yesterday afternoon when candids from a recent photoshoot started popping up.  Today she has won my heart.  Yes, heart, obviously this blog is all about emotional attachment.  Wait, you didn’t think I was physically attracted to these women? Ick, gross.  Everyone knows girls are the #1 source of cooties!  I mean her long legs, her infectious smile, the gentle curve of her breasts, the way her hair cascades over her shoulders when she turns her head… who on earth would find that attractive?  Some sort of deviant I think!  In other news I’m a deviant and today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

So like… I kind of hated Anne Hathaway’s short hair.  I almost feel guilty saying that because I also kind of hate the thing where people get on women when the choose short hair, mainly because so much of it is steeped in kind of a condescending sexism (guys like long hair, guys would like you better if you smiled, you should make your decisions around what guys like..), so you know I don’t want to feed into any such nonsense.  But… here’s the thing, there are a few people it looks really good on.  Anne Hathaway I didn’t think was one of them.  It strange things to the shape of her face and her ears and well… she hasn’t shown up here a ton which is strange because there was a point in my life when I was teased about liking Anne Hathaway so much.  Partially I was teased because my girlfriend implied it was because she was in Disney movies and I was especially twisted.  I can’t totally deny that but I mean, she is also gorgeous.  And yes, I know I declared a winner of the Met Gala already so I am not going to crown her the winner but… she has to be pretty excited her new hair has really gotten the thumbs up for me, no doubt she has just been waiting for me to lust after her again.  I think it looks great.  I don’t know if it’s the color or the styling but it gets my approval.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.