Tag: Actress

Here is Scarlett Johansson because she is one of my favorites and I watched videos of her playing pattycake back stage at the Tonys and it was pretty adorable.  I am not sure what else to say here, she has shown up a lot, obviously I like her a lot.  She is sexy and gorgeous and… I have been into her for like 13 years now or something.  It’s a seriously long time at this point.  Somehow I am old but she is not.  Magic of celebrity.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

So like, I saw Juno, I liked Juno a lot at the time and never fully got the backlash.  I mean, I got the dialog complaint I just thought it was wrong?  It probably helped that I liked all the actors in it, I found them all likeable which is pretty important in the sort of movie that is basically people hanging out talking.  That is where I first saw Olivia Thirlby and I actually thought she was kind of the “hot one” in the movie, even though Ellen Page is very pretty.  This isn’t one of those “then I forgot she existed” entries, I knew she still existed but I seriously have seen her in like nothing else.  Except I watched Dredd last night.  It was surprisingly good and she was in it and she looked really good in it.  I guess I have a thing for body armor… I think it comes from the time the swat team broke into my house and… ok, I don’t have a story about it, I think it’s the semi-super hero thing.  I like the girls, I like the costumes.  I already thought she was hot.  She definitely is hot.  So today I want to fuck Olivia Thirlby.

The problem with… movie stars?  Actresses who are only in movies?  I don’t know, your term here I guess, but actresses who are in movies is they can kind of slip from sight easily.  Not all, some just are forever on gossip sites and the internet but it is a very select few.  Otherwise it depends on when movies come out.  So Jessica Chastain showed up a lot over the month and a half surrounding the Oscars but now it has been a while.   Any way she is here again and she is still gorgeous, at least I think so, I have heard from dissenters.  I will brook no dissent though about her skills as an actress, she is awesome.  So she is hot and a great actress and I am quite the wordsmith with my very original prose here.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So there is an entire genre of movie out there that if not gone is pretty fringe but once upon a time was a pretty big deal.  These were movies that were steeped in eroticism for it’s own purpose, the type of movie varied but it was pretty popular in horror, especially the sort of Gothic Horror that Hammer Films traded in.  Blood and Bosoms it was referred to.  There was not a lot of gore but a lot of moments of tension filled with eroticism, it was there for a reason and it’s because these movies always appealed to teens and frankly porn was damn hard to find.  Now, with my generation porn was still hard to find, all we had was our imagination and memories of the time Dana L. spent what seemed like an hour bend over trying to pick up the badminton birdie in gym class.  Well, that and the movie channels.  I was lucky enough to have a dad who for some reason bought all the movie channels when they were part of a free trial and then never got rid of them.  Now there were a few different types, there was the tittie movie, which was a flimsy plot about a car wash or a girl trying to get into fashion or something but really existed to have all the female cast members strip out of their tops and jump on beds every few minutes.  Then there were these throwbacks which seemed classier and somehow were more titillating while showing less.  My favorite was the Vampire Lovers which I couldn’t even understand how it was tweaking my little 14 year old brain but i knew I loved it.  Ingrid Pitt was the star and dripped with sensuality in a way that plastic blondes on trampolines could only dream of.  She was of course a Vampire and went around seducing women.  I was pretty sure two girls kissing was the greatest thing I ever saw.  Pretty sure.  I taped it just in case and rewatched it a few times just to make sure.  I was pretty dedicated to the science of what was the greatest thing ever.  I’m not a hero, I just care about knowledge.  Anyway, I was talking to someone about it and how great Ingrid Pitt was and is and you know sometimes I take a trip in the wayback machine.  Today is one of those days because today I want to fuck Ingrid Pitt.

Here is Brea Grant who is probably best know for being on Heroes.  I knew her from there.  I thought she was pretty in Friday Night Lights.  I guess she was in Halloween II but I have blocked that out of my mind the best I can so I don’t remember.  I kind of forgot she existed.  Nothing against her, just forgot.  Anyway, I finally caught up on last week’s Maron and she was in it and it was like, oh yeah, she was really pretty.  She had a look I liked.  Not just cause she was in a bra and then a tight shirt.  She’s pretty but I don’t have anything else to say I guess except today I want to fuck Brea Grant.

I had a friend ask me once if the reason I found Bollywood stars no one had heard of (well, in my peer group, obviously people have heard of them) was simply because they are exotic. The short answer is kind of, the long answer is no but… Yeah, that is probably part of it and Mallika Sherawat is a good example I think.  It has been mentioned to me she is known for dressing provocatively on the red carpet and other places and you know, with an American star that might stink of desperation or the dreaded trying to hard and I would roll my eyes and look away. (Not everyone though, obviously I am totally fine when some people do it).  It doesn’t bother me with her and part of it might be that many of us pursue a higher class lust.  Finding people attractive has become so jumbled in fears of objectification, feminist theory, just the way the world has changed that I think sometimes there is an instinct to not seem like you’re engaging your baser instincts when you are.  Hell, this whole blog could be called just that, do I really need a paragraph on why I like someone so much when the pictures make it pretty clear she has great boobs?  No, probably not but it makes me feel better.  I would say there are other reasons but who knows, it could just boil down to that.  Anyway, that’s my little paragraph today to make the call of the wild seem more civilized, either way the basic point is that today I want to fuck Mallika Sherawat.

It has gotten pretty warm out but it is nice and sunny and pretty outside and for some reason that weather seems suited for Blake Lively.  I don’t know why.  Breezy Blonde with a great smile seems made for warm weather.  That makes no sense.  I mean I know her from Gossip Girl which filmed in winters and New York gets cold.  She looked very good there.  I guess I just feel her natural habitat must be Southern California.  Or I could be wrong, look, real talk time people, I slept funny and I keep thinking this headache will go away but it hasn’t.  So I am like… just kinda out of it, tired, sore, attracted to Blake Lively but not entirely articulate.  Do you care?  Probably not but sometimes I just ramble.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Man, it is hot outside.  Which you guys probably don’t care about but I am telling you, it is hot out.  I know because I was out for a walk and I can tell you first hand, it’s getting hot.  Which is why I am posting Kristen Bell.  Or not directly but my mind wandered while walking and I started thinking about Kristen Bell as I am want to do.  Then I came home because it was hot and I wanted to cool off.  And then I was like, well, here I am thinking about Kristen Bell.  I guess we know what that means… and thus today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Sometimes stuff feels a little bit like serendipity.  For a couple of weeks now I have been feeling like Isla Fisher was really doing a good job on the red carpet and I thought there was a good chance she’d show up here.  Then I got into Arrested Development far enough that she showed up.  Now she’s here.  It was pretty simple.  I don’t have much more to say about that, she is gorgeous and talented and always a welcome sight.  Today I want to fuck Isla Fisher.

Sometimes when it rains it pours.  Like last weekend at this time I was pretty bored.  This weekend has been wall to wall excitement and I have way too much media to consume.  Stuff is backing up.. why did Arrested Development have to wait for this weekend?   Anyway, I also got more Happy Endings in the mail and so I have to watch that (have to).  Good news is it is still a lot of fun and Elisah Cuthbert is still very pretty.  I still feel strange that like… she is having this Renaissance with me, especially because I am finding 12 year old pictures of her.  Apparently also her stomach is a thing.  I mean, I know it exists, it is a thing, I think I would have noticed if she didn’t have a stomach but I mean it’s like a thing. My searching brougth me a lot of people out there making Elisha Cuthbert Stomach Appreciation posts.  It’s a nice stomach, I didn’t realize that was what people focused on with her.  Didn’t she usually wear shirts in 24?  I have no clue, I’m babbling.  Anyway, she is hot and here she is and today I want to fuck Elisha Cuthbert.