So there is an entire genre of movie out there that if not gone is pretty fringe but once upon a time was a pretty big deal.  These were movies that were steeped in eroticism for it’s own purpose, the type of movie varied but it was pretty popular in horror, especially the sort of Gothic Horror that Hammer Films traded in.  Blood and Bosoms it was referred to.  There was not a lot of gore but a lot of moments of tension filled with eroticism, it was there for a reason and it’s because these movies always appealed to teens and frankly porn was damn hard to find.  Now, with my generation porn was still hard to find, all we had was our imagination and memories of the time Dana L. spent what seemed like an hour bend over trying to pick up the badminton birdie in gym class.  Well, that and the movie channels.  I was lucky enough to have a dad who for some reason bought all the movie channels when they were part of a free trial and then never got rid of them.  Now there were a few different types, there was the tittie movie, which was a flimsy plot about a car wash or a girl trying to get into fashion or something but really existed to have all the female cast members strip out of their tops and jump on beds every few minutes.  Then there were these throwbacks which seemed classier and somehow were more titillating while showing less.  My favorite was the Vampire Lovers which I couldn’t even understand how it was tweaking my little 14 year old brain but i knew I loved it.  Ingrid Pitt was the star and dripped with sensuality in a way that plastic blondes on trampolines could only dream of.  She was of course a Vampire and went around seducing women.  I was pretty sure two girls kissing was the greatest thing I ever saw.  Pretty sure.  I taped it just in case and rewatched it a few times just to make sure.  I was pretty dedicated to the science of what was the greatest thing ever.  I’m not a hero, I just care about knowledge.  Anyway, I was talking to someone about it and how great Ingrid Pitt was and is and you know sometimes I take a trip in the wayback machine.  Today is one of those days because today I want to fuck Ingrid Pitt.