So I watched the Oranges just like.. well not too long ago. It wasn’t bad. The point is the whole reason it was even on my radar was because of Leighton Meester. I feel like.. lonely for her? Except that isn’t really right. Nostalgic for the intensity in which I was attracted to her, perhaps. There was a point where I was really into Gossip Girl (because it was no joke amazing at one point) and she was the best actress on the show playing my favorite character and always gorgeous. So I was just way into her. Then the show wasn’t as good and now it is long over and even before that it might as well have been over because I didn’t care a lot… and I just don’t see or think of Leighton Meester very often. And I wanted to just see her in something. Because she is talented and gorgeous and I almost feel like she is being left behind. I don’t know, maybe she has stardom in her future. Maybe she doesn’t and doing smaller movies will satisfy her. I hope so. The thing is she is truly beautiful and… well, I like nostalgia sometimes, just like anyone else, even if that nostalgia is just for the way things were in 2010. What I am saying is I like thinking about that and I like thinking about how today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.
Tag: Actress
It is always kind of odd when I post a Bollywood star for a few reasons. One is that it gets like no notes traditionally, which kind of makes sense and kind of doesn’t, I’ll come back to that. Second it always costs me followers which is really odd because… well, it’s just one day, right? I hate to lose you if you’re exiting because of this but I can’t say I care a whole lot. I love my followers but I am going to post who I want when I want. Now the notes thing is strange but expected because most people who would be inclined to follow me (or who I know even) likely have zero idea who Priyanka Chopra is. This is odd though on an intellectual level. I don’t expect you to know her but in reality she is way more famous than like at least half of the people I post. Way more famous. But fame loses a lot of it’s luster if you have to explain that someone is famous. That said, India is a big country. Really big. A lot of people know who she is. They just aren’t reading this blog it appears. Anyway, if you don’t know who she is she is a former Miss World and a current actress and obviously very beautiful. Stunningly so I would say. Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.
Aubrey Plaza returns and it’s simply because I love Aubrey Plaza! I mean, not like love love, I don’t even know her, that seems like a bit much. I can’t even commit to a brand of shampoo I like best, I’m not going to start declaring my love for women I don’t know. But I just mean like she’s awesomely hilarious. Seriously anytime I see her in anything I end up laughing and go, “Man, I love Aubrey Plaza”. Because she’s awesome. She is just so funny and that alone is pretty attractive. But then you throw on top of that that she’s pretty attractive and you get… really attractive? I don’t know, I wasn’t a math major. It sounds right to me. I just watched the Maron she guested on and she was great in her brief appearance and she was funny and she’s great and and and and… today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.
I started to write that I have a love/hate relationship with Olivia Munn but that isn’t really accurate. I don’t feel that strongly about her either way, it’s more accurate to say I have a lust/forget she exists relationship with Olivia Munn. This is not to criticize anyone who feels really strongly about her, I was just never a regular watcher of G4 so I never felt a strong connection with her. She is definitely attractive, I won’t deny that, so I get being really into her. I don’t really understand the hate she gets but then I rarely get putting a lot of effort into hating someone you don’t know. I mean, I realize vitriol is the fuel that runs the engine of the internet but that has always seemed odd to me, too. Anyway, she was at… something, I can’t remember what now, she looked pretty good. I liked what I saw, it was enough, today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.
So I know I just posted Kate Upton. I know this. I also know I told you I had a problem. Did you not believe me? I meant it. Or wait… maybe I didn’t? I think I’m going to try playing it much cooler from now on. I was discussing recently that if she wanted to I guess I would sleep with Kate Upton. If she saved me from ninjas. Because I’m nice. And out of a sense of obligation. What I am saying, is if you’re reading this I might consider sleeping with you, Kate. Maybe, if you play your cards right. See, now I will seem totally mysterious, what do I think makes me so great? Who knows but she’ll need to possess it. I know, pretty crafty. Well, I can be pretty clever for the right inspiration. Pretty clever when today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
Amanda Seyfried is here because she is very pretty and I like her. I don’t post her as much as I feel like I should, which is silly, I have never resisted posting her but I feel like the amount I have posted her isn’t reflective of how much I like her. I have liked her for a long time, like longer than some of you have been alive (Can we talk for a second about how Mean Girls was 10 years ago? Really, I know how young some of my followers are, you were still potty training then). She was the girl with the great boobs and pretty hair. Now she is the girl with the great hair and pretty boobs (I am not knocking her boobs, I just liked them a little more before, I am not like… against her boobs now. I promise you I’m not because if I was I wouldn’t be wasting my time typing. Cheap joke? Sure but I mean… I don’t have to explain myself to you, just let me think about my boobs a minute and then I’ll wrap this up…)
Ok, I’m back. The point is she is talented and pretty and pretty and talented. Big eyes, hair, boobs, whatever, I can’t necessarily come up with like the perfect explanation. I just know that today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.
I am actually surprised Jessica Pare hasn’t been here before because I am obviously a Mad Men addict. It is my favorite show and pretty much has been since it started. (Or technically after season one when I discovered it). She is obviously pretty and I like her, I just think that she is kind of drown out by Christina Hendricks who is, like amazing. On all fronts. But Jessica Pare is pretty, and she is interesting on the show, or at least her character can be. She seemed more of a mystery early on. I also found her more attractive then. I guess dark and mysterious is a thing that’s attractive. Anyway, she is pretty, I like her and this is long over due. Today I want to fuck Jessica Pare.
Jennifer Lawrence is back. Why? Because it’s my blog and I can do whatever the hell I want. Sometimes I really don’t have a reason other than it’s what popped into my head. I think she’s talented, I think she is funny, I think she is hot. She’s a triple threat. Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.
So this feels like a strange post for me because… everyone in the world likes Emma Watson more than me? (Seriously, she is the most often asked about. Early on I used to get a lot of “When are you going to post Emma Watson?” questions. People don’t ask those anymore, I don’t know why, it’s odd) I have nothing against her. I mean she seems lovely, I get she’s pretty, it’s just… I had no reason to care. I think it is almost reactionary. Not contrary, I don’t hold it against her or anything but people love her so much it feels like it would be insincere of me to be into her, other people like her way more! I would be… like, taking up some of the attraction? Some of the pining? I don’t know. I guess I don’t want to accidentally create the perfect Tumblr post and cause Emma Watson to fall hopelessly in love with me when there are legions of people out there who would be so much more dedicated to. I haven’t even seen a Harry Potter movie, I don’t particularly feel a need to. As a matter of fact I have never seen Emma Watson in anything. Until I just saw This is the End. She was basically just a cameo but, I dunno… she was kind of hot? I can’t explain it, maybe I just want to be like everyone else, I want to be accepted. I just got home, I’m hoped up on sugar water and twizzlers so I have made my decision, today I want to fuck Emma Watson.
So once upon a time I saw this movie Dance of the Dead because… I watch a lot of horror movies. Especially late at night when I can’t sleep. So I saw it. Somehow. It was surprisingly good and surprisingly competent. That kind of sounds like faint praise but for real, small horror films often look like something someone made with their mom’s camera and their friends acting. This one was good. This girl, Greyson Chadwick was a standout to me. (She also is easily my most obscure posting yet. She seriously has 4 posts in her tag. Of course, good news if she ever checks her own tag… well, my ask box is open if you’re interested) I just watched it again because it was there. She is still hot and I was able to find picture thus… today I want to fuck Greyson Chadwick.
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