So I know I just posted Kate Upton.  I know this.  I also know I told you I had a problem.  Did you not believe me?  I meant it.  Or wait… maybe I didn’t?  I think I’m going to try playing it much cooler from now on.  I was discussing recently that if she wanted to I guess I would sleep with Kate Upton.  If she saved me from ninjas.  Because I’m nice.  And out of a sense of obligation.  What I am saying, is if you’re reading this I might consider sleeping with you, Kate.  Maybe, if you play your cards right.  See, now I will seem totally mysterious, what do I think makes me so great?  Who knows but she’ll need to possess it.  I know, pretty crafty.  Well, I can be pretty clever for the right inspiration.  Pretty clever when today I want to fuck Kate Upton.