Amanda Seyfried is here because she is very pretty and I like her.  I don’t post her as much as I feel like I should, which is silly, I have never resisted posting her but I feel like the amount I have posted her isn’t reflective of how much I like her.  I have liked her for a long time, like longer than some of you have been alive (Can we talk for a second about how Mean Girls was 10 years ago?  Really, I know how young some of my followers are, you were still potty training then).  She was the girl with the great boobs and pretty hair.  Now she is the girl with the great hair and pretty boobs (I am not knocking her boobs, I just liked them a little more before, I am not like… against her boobs now.  I promise you I’m not because if I was I wouldn’t be wasting my time typing.  Cheap joke?  Sure but I mean… I don’t have to explain myself to you, just let me think about my boobs a minute and then I’ll wrap this up…)

Ok, I’m back.  The point is she is talented and pretty and pretty and talented.  Big eyes, hair, boobs, whatever, I can’t necessarily come up with like the perfect explanation.  I just know that today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.