Tag: Amanda Seyfried

Amanda Seyfried is interesting because I realize at this point it has been more than a decade that she has just been a pop culture presence in my life.  Things change a lot in a decade.  I certainly have.  I think our perceptions on celebrities do as well.  I can’t think of any particularly radical shift in how people view her in that time but she does feel like a completely different person than the one who appeared in Mean Girls and in Veronica Mars.  I don’t really have a point here, it’s just me noticing how time continues to flow swiftly forward.  She has always been pretty.  I thought she looked pretty in the Marie Claire photos that showed up everywhere yesterday.  So today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

Here is Amanda Seyfried for no particular reason at all.  I don’t really have any strong reason or rationale or anything.  I don’t even have much to say today.  I am tired and moving slowly and it was just like, “Yeah, sure let’s post her today”.  So here she is.  Enjoy.  Today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

Today is the day I officially became an old person.  No, it’s not my birthday or anything, I woke up with a painful Charley Horse in my right leg.  I guess this has happened at some other point in my life but it is basically a new sensation for me, so I Google it.  Upon doing so I discovered that, “Nighttime Charley Horses are common among the elderly.  Up to 60% of elderly people have been woken up by a Charley Horse in the last two months”.  So there we go, I’m elderly.  So I am posting Amanda Seyfried today because she is super pretty.  I remember once upon a time when she was a fresh young face and I would go, “Man, Lily Kane is pretty hot”.  You see, Lily Kane was the name of her character on what in those days was called a moving picture show.  We watched them on our tube based moving picture boxes.  That was how one watched entertainment back then, not like today with you kids and your internet and watching them on your iPads or your skateboards.  I can’t remember how long ago that was, see because I am old and old people forget all sorts of stuff.  All i remember for sure was to watch her on my tele-vision device I had to walk 10 miles through the snow uphill.  Eventually though I’d sit down and warm my hands on the side of the box and watch, commercials and all.  And I would think, “That girl Amanda Seyfried is mighty attractive.  I sure would like to take her to a sock hop or out for malted beverages”.  And I still think that but today I’d do it on some sort of fancy future jetpack and end up breaking my poor, old hip.  So while I still have a few breaths in me today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

Ok, so I have mentioned before (I think) that Amanda Seyfried doesn’t get posted as much as I feel is representative of my like for her.  I think this is because, in part, I start to think of some people as belonging to someone else.  Like… Oliva Wilde is clearly very pretty but I don’t feel a ton of passion for her and everyone knows Female Celebrity of the Day has dibs. One of my tumblr besties happens to have… if not dibs, first choice for Amanda Seyfried?   No, that’s wrong, that leads down some disturbing thought ways… just, she likes her a lot.  I feel like I probably liked her first but I can’t ignore the passion.  So like.. I almost feel like a poser.  Or… a follower because she just posted her yesterday.  And she pretty much reblogs pictures of her every day.  So… I think it subconsciously scares me off?  Or this is all bullshit and I am just having fun with links.  It’s a mystery I guess and a perplexing one because Amanda Seyfried is so gorgeous, I really should have her here more.  Well, today she is here.  Today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

Amanda Seyfried is here because she is very pretty and I like her.  I don’t post her as much as I feel like I should, which is silly, I have never resisted posting her but I feel like the amount I have posted her isn’t reflective of how much I like her.  I have liked her for a long time, like longer than some of you have been alive (Can we talk for a second about how Mean Girls was 10 years ago?  Really, I know how young some of my followers are, you were still potty training then).  She was the girl with the great boobs and pretty hair.  Now she is the girl with the great hair and pretty boobs (I am not knocking her boobs, I just liked them a little more before, I am not like… against her boobs now.  I promise you I’m not because if I was I wouldn’t be wasting my time typing.  Cheap joke?  Sure but I mean… I don’t have to explain myself to you, just let me think about my boobs a minute and then I’ll wrap this up…)

Ok, I’m back.  The point is she is talented and pretty and pretty and talented.  Big eyes, hair, boobs, whatever, I can’t necessarily come up with like the perfect explanation.  I just know that today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

Here’s Amanda Seyfried because why not.  She hasn’t really shown up on this blog a lot which is a little strange because I have always liked her and I have a friend who could tell you when I am talking about desirable celebrities she comes up a lot.  So why doesn’t she ever make it here?  I have no clue really.  It feels like an anomaly or something.  Maybe she’s comes in second a lot or something? I can see that I guess, I mean I loved Veronica Mars as everyone who has read this blog knows and she was like the second most desirable girl in it.  Mean Girls was awesome but at the time I thought Lindsay Lohan was hotter.  In Time was bad but she was hot in it but… Justin Timberlake was hotter?  I don’t know, it isn’t really a theory based on research or like… anything close to facts, it just popped into my head.  I am just trying to explain because it feels like a mistake she hasn’t been here more often.  But I am fixing that today.  Today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

I have a lot of affection for Amanda Seyfried, for me it’s because Lily Kane was an amazing character and she was so good at it and it was my favorite show so… I like her. I know other people have different reasons, I’d imagine there is a whole generation, or mini generation with a lot of love for Mean Girls and it’s entire cast.  I don’t have much to say other than I don’t see stuff she is in that often but when I do I can’t help but remember I think she is talented and gorgeous.  So today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

Amanda Seyfried is a gorgeous and charismatic actress and there is a lot to like about her physically.  I know the things that draw other people to her, I have friends who are really big fans of her but I think it’s her eyes for me, her eyes are really pretty.  I find it is where my eyes go every time, her eyes, even in pictures where her cleavage is showing and it’s pretty generous cleavage sometimes.  She is just one of those girls who there is something in her look, something magnetic.  I am in danger of repeating myself so I will just say man, those eyes, those eyes, those eyes.  I love them.  Today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

Ok, time for me to admit I am a pretty big fan of musical theater.  No joke, I love it and i have a real weakness for when they are transferred to film.  I even enjoyed Phantom of the Opera and from what I have been told there is absolutely no reason I should have enjoyed that. So I am looking forward to Les Miserables.  If I was really clever I could work in some sort of puns about red being the whatever of whatever and black being the whatever of whatever.  But I am not, I am lazy so I just reference it to seem a little smart.  Anyway, there is one extra advantage here and that is Amanda Seyfried, who has shown up a bit more on radar of late, no doubt because with the movie approaching we are just going to see more of a press offensive from all the stars.  Man this is awesome for me because I love Amanda Seyfried and she just doesn’t get the attention I think she deserves.  She is gorgeous and on screen can really be a magnetic performer.  So here she is today, I don’t have much more to say about her, she just had a bunch of pictures surface recently and so today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried. 

Amanda Seyfried really needs to get some higher profile work.  I say this strictly for selfish reasons, though I mean, I wish her well, I just only ever see pictures of her walking her dog these days.  That’s fine but it doesn’t do me a lot of good, I can’t just throw up a bunch of dog walking pictures, I don’t want you people thinking I have some sort of dog walking fetish.  Mostly.  I have to admit I would probably really enjoy seeing a girl walking buy, nudging the guy next to me and saying, “Check out the size of those puppies” and being the first person ever to be talking about the dogs.  Anyway, I would love to see her do a new photoshoot, show up on the red carpet, anything. And for selfish reasons because she is so very pretty and she especially cleans up well.  She doesn’t look bad in work out clothing but as someone who was a child model it isn’t surprising when she puts the effort in she can just look stunning.  As an added bonus I’d also get to see her in something and she is just so intoxicatingly charming in the right role.  So if anyone reading this has some pull, get on that, get her work and pictures and, I’ll be be happy.  But, dog walking or red carpet walking, today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried