Today is the day I officially became an old person.  No, it’s not my birthday or anything, I woke up with a painful Charley Horse in my right leg.  I guess this has happened at some other point in my life but it is basically a new sensation for me, so I Google it.  Upon doing so I discovered that, “Nighttime Charley Horses are common among the elderly.  Up to 60% of elderly people have been woken up by a Charley Horse in the last two months”.  So there we go, I’m elderly.  So I am posting Amanda Seyfried today because she is super pretty.  I remember once upon a time when she was a fresh young face and I would go, “Man, Lily Kane is pretty hot”.  You see, Lily Kane was the name of her character on what in those days was called a moving picture show.  We watched them on our tube based moving picture boxes.  That was how one watched entertainment back then, not like today with you kids and your internet and watching them on your iPads or your skateboards.  I can’t remember how long ago that was, see because I am old and old people forget all sorts of stuff.  All i remember for sure was to watch her on my tele-vision device I had to walk 10 miles through the snow uphill.  Eventually though I’d sit down and warm my hands on the side of the box and watch, commercials and all.  And I would think, “That girl Amanda Seyfried is mighty attractive.  I sure would like to take her to a sock hop or out for malted beverages”.  And I still think that but today I’d do it on some sort of fancy future jetpack and end up breaking my poor, old hip.  So while I still have a few breaths in me today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.