I am like 99% sure I had never heard of Rachel Riley before a month ago.  I guess maybe I had and didn’t notice because once she was pointed out I was like, wow, she’s all over the internet.  Or at least the portion of the internet I frequent.  That happens a lot, how someone will be brought to my attention and I swear I have never seen them before in my life but now that I am aware of them they pop up all over the place (this is called the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon and it is a cognitive bias, if you were curious).  Anyway, I had a friend say, “I think you’d like her dress on 8 out of 10 Cats tonight” and like a lot of the time when British People talk to me I was pretty sure she was fucking with me and just making shit up because those words didn’t actually make sense together.  Long story short though, it’s a TV show, I watched the episode, I did like her dress and she was cute.  I knew she’d show up eventually because you know, blonde and British, it’s a thing with me. Sometimes you wake up and you just have a British blonde on the mind.  And by you I mean me because it might only happen to me.  But it does.  Besides, it’s always nice when I post someone brand new, it’s good that I have UK scouts to keep me updated like that.  I could still use scouts in other countries though so you know if you want my submit box is open for resumes.  Anyway, she is pretty and pleasant and her show was silly and fun and today I want to fuck Rachel Riley.