You may not know this but there is some shit going down in Brazil ladies and gentlemen, some real civil unrest.  Now, you may wonder what that has to do with Katy Perry but the answer really is nothing, it just so happens one of my tumblr besties is not only a half ninja turtle master of seduction and music but from Brazil, and she’s cool and it’s important to her.  So I tricked you with pictures of Katy Perry into learning.  That’s some pretty duplicitous bullshit, I know, but I would like to think Katy Perry wants her beauty used for good, not evil.  I mean, I don’t know her, so I can’t swear by it, but I have seen a lot of movies and if a girl that looked like her wanted to do some evil she’d have an Eastern European accent.  Those are just the rules, I didn’t make them.  Anyway, my basic point is that you should creatively use your lust for amazing looking women to do something worthwhile, or semi worthwhile like just linking a new article.  Ok, that’s just slacktivism but my real point isn’t that anyway, my real point is that today I want to fuck Katy Perry.