Tag: Actress

I started watching Castle for Nathan Fillion because… well, that guy is dreamy, right?  I mean I stopped watching eventually but he remained awesome as always.  And today’s article seems like a good argument for nurture over nature because his TV daughter has become pretty popular among nerds for the same reasons, she’s a funny, cute nerd. I mean look up above, we have comics, Star Wars, Star Trek, and Firefly.  Anyway, I think she is adorable and very pretty and just… appealing.  I like the cuteness.  Today I want the cuteness. Today I want to fuck Molly Quinn.

I think at our core a lot of humanity is just about wanting to be loved.  Or at least have someone care.  Care that we’re here, to make us feel like maybe we matter a little.  I know we spend a lot of time shouting into the darkness just to prove we exist, we want some validation for that.  All of us do sometimes.  It is why we start blogs, so we can put a piece of ourself out there and hope someone notices.  Look, I don’t even care about notes except that sometimes I do.  When a post gets no notes I don’t mind, when it gets a lot of notes I get excited though.  It is nice, it feels like you did something that mattered to someone.  I started this blog on a boring afternoon last spring because I was alone in my apartment with no plans and my main social outlet was stuck in Canada.  None of my friends were free and I was essentially house bound.  So I felt compelled to do this.  It became way more popular than I would have guessed because… well, it’s me discussing my libido.  Today is my 500th entry and I won’t lie and say it’s a coincidence Kristen Bell is here.  She’s here because I knew this date was coming and it is impossible to separate that in my head so by the time I hit the shower this morning she was on my mind because she just felt so right.  In 2004 I was in a brand new city and stuck in a shitty relationship.  Or maybe I was out of a shitty relationship.  It was one of those were we broke up and made up and were incredibly toxic to each other and it just makes everything miserable.  I found Veronica Mars at this point and it made me feel better for at least an hour at a time.  Good art does that, true beauty can help you overcome a lot and truly great art will change the way you see things.  It’s probably why I am celebrity obsessed because the artists are the ones who create the art and the ability to make magic in someone else’s life is amazing and amazingly attractive.  Kristen Bell is beautiful and she is also amazingly talented.  She is charming and witty and funny and just fantastic.  And she holds a special place in my heart because she was on my favorite show at a time I really needed a favorite show.  So it makes sense she’s here today because today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So I have mentioned a few times lately that some people make me think of other people or something.  I guess this is a good time then to point out that I think this guy here who follows me might be Aly Michalka’s mom or something because he reblogs pictures of her like it’s his damn job.  Which is a big part of why she’s here, lots of new pictures of her this week and I guess you can say he’s kept me up to date.  She hasn’t appeared here in a long time, I am up and down on her I guess?  Like, there was a stretch where I really liked her but… she just has become increasingly obscure and so I don’t think of her.  These things happen.  I hope she’s doing well.  I know she has very dedicated fans.  Anyway, what I am saying is that today I want to fuck Aly Michalka.

Debby Ryan has been requested here before.  Or.. whatever it is people do, I am not sure request is the right word, more I get asks that say, “Have you ever posted Celeb X” or “When are you going to post Celeb X”.  I always was polite but people who know me know I don’t find her attractive.  So… why the hell is she here?  I don’t know.  Or I do but I don’t understand. What happened is I had 2 episodes of Gravity Falls on my DVR because I love cartoons and it’s fantastic and you know, Kristen Schaal, ya’ll, I’ll watch anything she does.  Well Debby Ryan’s show is right before it so I always get the last 2 minutes.  And I was watching and something happened in my brain and all of a sudden I was like, Debby Ryan is fucking hot.  And I was like, whoa, slow down there, I’m just here to watch a loveable pair of twins deal with the supernatural in Alaska, Brain.  Then my brain decided to start telling me all the interesting things it saw about Debby Ryan and some things it couldn’t see but was imagining and it was this whole thing and… anyway, a walk to get a sandwich later and I was all better.  Or so I thought.  She’s back in my brain.  I guess I’ve been converted because there is no way I could deny that today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

Here is Jayne Mansfield who has actually appeared here once before.  I was actually thinking about Marilyn Monroe when I woke up and that somehow morphed into Jayne Mansfield.  I happen to like Jayne Mansfield more which in the modern world just makes me wrong.  Probably would have in the 50’s as well, Marilyn was always more popular and Jayne Mansfield is basically forgotten by most people.  Which is a shame because she was in a couple of very good movies and she was very hot.  Especially in the Girl Can’t Help It.  She was, at the time, most famous for her measurements which were a ridiculous 40-21-35.  Of course, she was also a genius level IQ which seems to have played a part in her rise to fame because she was pretty clever in getting attention and publicity.  Of course, like so many of the retrocrushes I have posted things didn’t end well for her.  I don’t just mean the car crash, there was also pills and booze and sex addiction.  It’s a pretty familiar tragic tale and I was talking to someone last night about how we’re all a little culpable in these things, our voracious appetite for schadenfreude can fuel these things.  I guess just let that temper this a little bit for you today.  What a bummer way to end.  Oh well, here comes the real end: today I want to fuck Jayne Mansfield.

I have been rewatching New Girl because… um… I don’t have a reason really.  It’s summer, I need something to watch when I can’t sleep, and I like the show.  I also like Zooey Deschanel.  She is interesting because there has always been this sort of backlash against her on the internet but it is not the typical places.  I don’t think an actual for real human being has ever told me how annoying she is or anything, it’s always the editorial voice of some snarky blog somewhere.  Which really interests me because it almost feels manufactured.  Zooey is very up seeming and I guess quirky but I can’t see how anyone could be annoyed by a woman who just seems to be trying to enjoy herself.  She is obviously intelligent and a fine actress, I think it’s ok to wear a cute sweater just because you like cute sweaters.  I guess what I am saying is I am willing to defend Zooey Deschanel here against people who will never read this and the complaints about her that will never hit my inbox.  I hope one day she realizes just what I have done for her.  Whihc is… uh, nothing.  Except posted here here a bunch because she is so pretty.  And because today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Ok, so I have mentioned before (I think) that Amanda Seyfried doesn’t get posted as much as I feel is representative of my like for her.  I think this is because, in part, I start to think of some people as belonging to someone else.  Like… Oliva Wilde is clearly very pretty but I don’t feel a ton of passion for her and everyone knows Female Celebrity of the Day has dibs. One of my tumblr besties happens to have… if not dibs, first choice for Amanda Seyfried?   No, that’s wrong, that leads down some disturbing thought ways… just, she likes her a lot.  I feel like I probably liked her first but I can’t ignore the passion.  So like.. I almost feel like a poser.  Or… a follower because she just posted her yesterday.  And she pretty much reblogs pictures of her every day.  So… I think it subconsciously scares me off?  Or this is all bullshit and I am just having fun with links.  It’s a mystery I guess and a perplexing one because Amanda Seyfried is so gorgeous, I really should have her here more.  Well, today she is here.  Today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

So I posted Katharine Isabelle once a long time ago.  She was of course in Ginger Snaps which I think is one of the best horror movies of this century and if you haven’t seen it do yourself a favor and go see it.  It is an excellent example of how horror can be allegorically rich.  Last night I watched a movie called 13 Eerie which I did not know she was in but immediately recognized her.  She is fantastic and pretty and I am pretty sure anyone who knew who she was before I posted this will agree.  But that’s like one of you.  Or no, wait… she was in Supernatural.  Like twice.  I know I have Supernatural fans following me.  I don’t want to make any promises but I heard that if you reblog this Mischa Collins will kiss Jensen Ackles.  Or Jared Padalecki.  Or Jensen and Jaren will kiss.  Or whatever, they’ll all come over and make out with you.  You just have to reblog this.  Also you should watch Ginger Snaps because clearly you love quality horror themed entertainment, so go get it.  You can probably skip 13 Eerie.  Anyway, my point is that Katharine Isabelle is pretty great and so today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle.

So I watched the Bollywood version of Nightmare on Elm Street last night and if you know me well enough you’ll know this is pretty much the perfect movie for me.  It basically follows the plot of the original except there are a lot more musical numbers (there is a seriously long song and dance number about wanting to go on a Picnic).  There is also a fair bit more bad Kung Fu at random points that have nothing to do with the story.  There was definitely a lack of Kung Fu in the original.  Anyway, this lead a friend to ask me how I can watch these.  Well, it’s simple, I put them in my DVD player and push play.  I mentioned I like the singing and dancing and usually the movies are very pretty and just… I like them.  When this wasn’t good enough I mentioned Priyanka Chopra is pretty hot.  Now, she wasn’t in this movie because she was like 6 when it was made but was more a general proof.  This i a proof I know works because all the time people watch stuff they tell me is bad and defend it to me with, “Duuuude but celebrity X is so hot!"  Now, I should point out I don’t think Bollywood movies are bad.  They’re different.  But I really enjoy them.  I still used this defense as a way to shut them up.  See, I don’t think anyone could argue against me there, Priyanka Chopra is really hot.  I mean she’s just gorgeous.  So that all had me thinking about her.  So now she’s here because today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

I have never posted Billie Piper before because she is one of those girls who sometimes I think looks amazing and sometimes holds no appeal for me.  I mean, I love Billie Piper.  She was my first ever companion!  I knew Doctor Who existed as a kid because it was that weird show with the scarf guy that looked like it must be horrible so I never watched it.  It wasn’t until I was an adult and they relaunched it that I gave it a chance.  So of course, like everyone else who first saw the Doctor through the eyes of Rose, Billie Piper is a big deal, she was there for us, we were supposed to see ourselves in her (ok. I know I just set up a pun there, ignore it).  The thing is I have a lot of affection so i don’t want my first comments to seem negative, she is wonderful.  She just… doesn’t often catch my fancy.  I almost don’t think of her that way.  I guess it’s like when people say it’s like thinking that way about your sister.  I don’t know, I don’t have a sister, someone with a sister will have to tell me (Oh god, what am I doing on this post.  Don’t tell me!  Look, you guys have sent me messages like that before, I really don’t need to know how much you like one of your family members boobs.  Somethings should stay personal).  What I am saying is… god I don’t even know, I have made a total mess of this post, Billie deserves better because she is absolutely amazing.  Today I want to fuck Billie Piper.