Here is Scarlett Johansson because she is one of my favorites and I watched videos of her playing pattycake back stage at the Tonys and it was pretty adorable.  I am not sure what else to say here, she has shown up a lot, obviously I like her a lot.  She is sexy and gorgeous and… I have been into her for like 13 years now or something.  It’s a seriously long time at this point.  Somehow I am old but she is not.  Magic of celebrity.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.