“So I finally understand your Kristen Bell obsession. I was watching (tons of) interviews of her with Craig Ferguson.  Yeah, I get it now”.  I got this message from a friend.  My only answer is, well… DUH!  She’s awesome and fantastic and gorgeous.  She’s is Kristen Bell.  But I don’t care if any of you realize it now, it’s too late, you can’t have her, she’s mine.  I have called Dibs.  I called Dibs in like 2005.  We were meant to be together.  I know this for fact because I say it all the time and I don’t lie most of the time so there’s a really good chance it’s true.  Besides, restraining orders are so romantic.  Just a girl playing hard to get, being coy… ok, now that I have been creepy I am going to point out that yes, she is perfect and wonderful and adorable and hilarious.  She is great and more people should know it.  I know it.  I also know that today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.