Tag: Actress

I just watched the final episode of Eureka.  I know it aired like a bajillion years ago now but that’s what Netflix was for.  It was one of those shows that was never great but always fun.  The kind of show that you can’t really say what draws you to but is charming enough that you keep going back.  At least, I did.  Anyway, Jordan Hinson was a regular and a catalyst for the show once upon a time and she was always attractive in an interesting way.  I couldn’t put my finger quite on why but there was just something about her.  So in honor of getting through the show she is here.  Today I want to fuck Jordan Hinson.

I am not sure when I first heard of Lucy Hale, she is one of those people who feels ever present despite not really being that old.  I know I saw her in an episode of How I Met Your Mother and I know I watched a couple episodes of Bionic Woman before giving up,  I also know how popular she is around these parts, I have been asked twice who I would fuck from Pretty Little liars.  It’s an attractive cast, I get the question.  My immediate answer was always Lucy Hale.  I haven’t seen the show but would have to be blind to have never seen the cast pop up on Tumblr. So, basically I know she’s pretty but not really being familiar with her work there wasn’t a lot of passion.  Except sometimes passion can rub off on you I suppose, and I know people who like her a lot, including a good friend.  I guess I saw her through my friends eyes, at least for today.  And so today I want to fuck Lucy Hale.

Anna Kendrick is back.  I have like zero idea as to why.  She was just like… there when I woke up.  By there I mean my mind.  Obviously.  I mean if she was just there in my bedroom somewhere I would have the decency to wait for her to leave before blogging about it.  Manners are important.  Anyway, she is pretty and sometimes she is very pretty and so… today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

So this is my 400th selection ever.  That’s a big number given I haven’t ever missed a day.  I am kind of proud of that.  Not put it on my resume proud but maybe I’ll print this pick out and put it on my fridge.  Probably not.  But maybe.  So Christina Hendricks will get that honor, which makes sense because she is who I picked today (that’s some tautological reasoning for you but I am tired).  Truth is Mad Men starts today and I am really excited about that.  I also have redheads on the mind after last night.  And boobs maybe.  The point is she has all these things, heads, boobs, and Mad Men appearances.  She is also pretty popular usually because people on the internet fucking love Christina Hendricks.  I get it, at least most of it.  It could be all boobs I suppose but she is so good on such a very good show I would like to think it is more that than just boobs.  People could google Denise Milani if they just wanted boobs.  Or I could be way over thinking this.  I don’t care, I just know I want her today.  If everyone else does that’s awesome, it would be cool to get a ton of notes on my 400th pick.  Or none, then I’ll just have her to myself.  Or something.  I’m distracted.  Mainly I just keep thinking about how today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

I think Mary Elizabeth Winstead is beautiful.  I guess that is the first thing and not really a secret, my praise of her here has been effusive, I know.  I also am a fan of hers.  I know this not just because I feel strangely possessive and protective of her but because I thrill in her success.  I guess because when I first noticed her it felt like I was the only one in the world who had.  That happens sometimes.  So I am always hoping for her career to somehow transcend to the next level.  Lord knows what that is or if it matters but I think we always want our favorite team to win, such as it were.  I just watched Smashed, which I had been meaning to see forever.  It was, obviously, not a sexy movie but it was good.  I liked it a lot.  She was wonderful in it.  I guess that goes without saying since the movie is pretty much 90% her.  So she’s here because I loved the performance and the movie.  And well because she is beautiful.  And because today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

I feel like it’s been a while since I posted Scarlett, she is actually one of my most posted celebrities but it comes in waves because unless she’s doing a movie… well, pictures of her are way rarer than they were a half a decade ago.  I wish they weren’t but I can’t just make Scarlett Johansson appear out of thin air.  Holy crap you guys if I could… well, I might still have this blog but I promise you she’d help proof read it!  Wait, that’s the lamest fantasy ever.  Well, that’s what happen when you just let yourself ramble meaninglessly, they can’t all be winners.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Recently the ever charming Female Celebrity of the Day commented about being out of new girls to post.  It is something I understand.  The rules for my blog are pretty simple, which is, if you didn’t know, I post whoever I want to fuck when the urge hits me that day.  So these rules are simple but I often worry I am posting people too often and getting boring or something, like my libido is driven by the opinion of others or something.  Anyway, it is a silly fear because there will always be new girls to catch one’s attention, it’s kind of the nature of celebrity.  Just think back 10 years, I would imagine your celebrity crushes have changed a bit since then.  Also because i am a nerd with excel I counted.  I have posted 151 different girls since I started this blog.  That’s some variety.  This is 152 and that’s surprising because I didn’t know she had never shown up here, but in a case of the snake eating its own tail I started thinking about her because I was thinking about who I haven’t posted yet.  So that means today I want to fuck Michelle Trachtenberg.

Today is April Fool’s day so keep your head on a swivel, people will do stupid shit and claim it’s jokes.  I am not really a fan of the day.  Some places and organizations do some top notch work on a day like today but in general it’s an excuse for non funny people to lie and then claim it’s a joke.  Youtube making an elaborate video about closing up shop?  That’s funny.  Someone telling you that you left your car lights on and then felling into peels of laughter?  That’s not really funny, it’s just dumb. So you know, keep an eye you, you’ll run into the second part a lot more.  Anyway, here is Leighton Meester and that’s no joke.  She’s pretty and hasn’t shown up in a while because she just is not part of my world anymore.  Which is a shame cause I really dug her once upon a time.  Oh well, these things happen.  We’ll always have the second season of Gossip Girl.  Today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.

I have woken up this morning and I feel like I am dying.  Or dead.  Or like I was dead for three days.  I’m not saying I’m Jesus, just the Jesus of blogging about what celebrities I want to sleep with.  Or something close.  My point is that I am sore all over and my head feels like it wants to explode.  I really would not be surprised if it split open and a living creature just crawled out.  That’s what happened if I don’t post tomorrow.  My head gave birth.  Wait, am I comparing myself to Zeus now?  Maybe I really do have some sort of god complex… anyway, happy Easter, I hope it’s a good one be you a believer in Jewish Zombies or just ancient fertility rites.  Either way, here is Kate Upton dressed  as a bunny.  And wearing Beach Bunny bikinis.  And putting on roller skates.  I am not sure how the last one really applies but if I felt better I am pretty sure I could come up with some mildly convincing bullshit.  I’ve been doing this over the year so let’s all just agree to pretend that’s what I did, I think I’ve earned a freebie.  Anyway, fertility rites, birth and rebirth, Kate Upton makes me think about those things.  Sorta.  Well, you get it, right?  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Obviously today Doctor Who is back. (I mean, obviously, right, EVERYBODY knows that, not just nerds).  But I feel like the universe is conspiring against me to make me think about Jenna-Louise Coleman.  The show is coming back, I keep seeing interviews with her, I just now am listening to an interview with her.  Anyway, she is lovely and talented and I am looking forward to seeing her tonight.  She has actually shown up more here than Karen Gillan which surprises me but… these things happen I guess.  I don’t know, Karen Gillan has a smoldering sexiness to her but Jenna has this sort of pretty and cute quality to her that I guess I have found more appealing.  Or I am over thinking it.  I do that.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Jenna-Louise Coleman.