Tag: Actress

So… this is another Tomb Raider related post, or at least I don’t think it would be here without Tomb Raider.  Of course, I feel like that’s doing a disservice to Camilla Luddington, she isn’t just here because she is the voice and model for Lara Croft, but I doubt she’d be here if she hadn’t been, if that makes sense.  She is of course a working actress but I have not seen her work.  Different circles and all that.  So she is here because of Tomb Raider, see I heard her on the Nerdist Podcast (Occationally I do nerdy things.  Not often, just a little bit of the time.  Like 95% of my life is spent wearing a leather jacker, riding a motorcyle and jumping flaming buses while fighting pirate ninjas.  But the other 5% of the time I like nerdy things).  On there I found her to be funny, charming, very cool.  So, for now at least she is here because she just seemed pretty awesome and yeah, I like her voice and she’s pretty nice to look at.  Oh, yeah, and well, she’s British.  So today I want to fuck Camilla Luddington.

I know Claire Holt from the Vampire Diaries, which makes sense because she’s on the show and actually hasn’t been on a lot else.   She plays what is I guess an evil character but really nothing is that simple on the show and I have always had a soft spot for her.  That’s a classic story telling trick, you take a bad guy and make it stem from a relatable pain and insecurity and at least some people will care.  Anyway, the real point is I think she’s pretty and thought so from the second she appeared but she is hard to find pictures of.  I mean, they are out there, there just aren’t a lot.  Anyway, last night I watched the latest Vampire Diaries and today I want to fuck Claire Holt.

Let’s get this out of the way first, this post is pretty much 100% about and because of Barbarella, which I am sitting through for reasons I cannot entirely explain besides, “Because”.  See, between partying with Ho Chi Min and making workout videos and marrying Ted Turner, Jane Fonda was an actress and for those of you who don’t know Barbarella is a movie that I am pretty sure exists so teens had something to masturbate to before scrambled porn.  I could be off but since it makes pretty much zero sense and is pretty much Fonda as a naive and easily seducable space nymphet chasing a McGuffin in various states of undresses and sexy space outfits I assume that’s the point.  Anyway, I remember seeing it as a teen who had grown bored of scrambled porn and about the general impression I had was, “Jane Fonda was hot in that movie”.  I am watching it and… I was right.  The movie is worse than I would have realized or admitted at 13 but Jane Fonda is pretty hot.  So there we go, today I want to fuck Jane Fonda.

I have a ton of affection for Alison Brie.  She is just this awesome combination of funny, smart, talented, sexy, and pretty.  She hasn’t shown up in a while and I kind of blame Community.  This isn’t me slagging on the show but it was gone so long that my passion really cooled and now that it’s back it hasn’t rehooked me.  The thing is I still really find her attractive.  I am just… less passionate about it I guess?  It’s strange, it really shouldn’t function that way but it does so often with shows, as my passion for a show dies down so does my attraction to the cast.  Maybe I am just easily influenced.  Anyway, she’s here again because she is just gorgeous and today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

Nina Dobrev is really pretty.  This is kind of a common link between all the girls who show up here but it is different with each one.  I have a whole language to use to differentiate the beauty but then I just use “really” and “pretty”.  Because I am lazy I guess.  Also the difference is difficult to articulate, you can describe beauty but it so often just sounds overwrought and cheesy but that doesn’t really explain how someone kindles something different inside you than someone else.  I guess that is why there are poets and why I am not one.  What I know is she always looks so pretty, and effortlessly so, which is decidedly a skill because I doubt she just rolls out of bed looking like that.  But as humans we love that, someone who just looks like they aren’t trying but is still succeeding.  Cool people never seem to be trying hard. If they did they wouldn’t be cool.  For her beauty works the same way, her hair is fantastic, her face beautiful, the things she wears just gorgeous, so the fact that she just seems to look that way naturally just adds to it.  I guess that’s the best i can describe it, so I will just end this and say that today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.

So I guess her show is done, which has to be scary for someone on a show for tweens, they don’t always have a lot of career options ahead of them.  I don’t really know what her future entails, I suppose at the very least she’ll go along looking pretty.  I enjoy that the reaction of people who have no clue who she is is so often, “Wow, who is that”.  And it’s because she is really, really pretty.  That was my reaction the first time (followed by a little shock and horror that she was like 7 years younger than I guessed).  Anyway, I don’t have much else to say other than today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

So Kristen Bell hasn’t been here in a while and wow is she pregnant these days.  Now, technically pregnancy is a binary system, you are or you aren’t, there aren’t degrees but let’s be honest, she’s pretty pregnant looking to me.  Of course, it isn’t surprising that she’s still beautiful because… sigh.. Kristen Bell is perfect.  And I am not deterred, one day I will have her babies, you’ll all see!  Anyway, Kristen is still my biggest celebrity crush in the history of forever and she is beautiful.  So here are some pictures of her decidedly pregnant and decidedly not, just for comparisons sake.  I love her, she is great.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

The thing that impresses me most about Ashley Greene is how often she looks so good.  I mean, I guess that’s kind of part of the point of this blog but I just mean it seems easy for her, there are plenty of shots of her out somewhere and she still looks very good.  I sadly haven’t seen her in much, most recently I saw her in The Apparition, which I have mentioned was horrible.  She was pretty in it though.  Because she’s always pretty.  That’s pretty much the long and short of it today, Ashley Greene is pretty, thus today I want to fuck Ashley Greene.

Selena Gomez has been here before and I had no clue if she’d ever show up again.  I won’t call her an aberration, because I think she’s attractive but she is hardly someone whose work I ever find myself watching. So I don’t have a ton to say about her really.  Some people seem to really like her but fewer people than last summer when I posted her.  I mean, I don’t have facts to back this up just a general “feeling” I get from noticing… stuff.  I could be wrong.  Who knows but I know the career path Disney stars tend to take when their shows are done.  It isn’t fair but it is how it goes.  Anyway, I get why people find her attractive because she is attractive.  Today I find her attractive.  Today I want to fuck Selena Gomez.

Today it’s Christina Hendricks.  It’s been some time since she last appeared here and the reason is very simple, Mad Men isn’t on.  It isn’t that I don’t like her when the show isn’t on, it’s just easy to not think about her.  I am a little surprised how easy since the internet it pretty much obsessed with her, you’d think she’d be unavoidable, I know picture posts of her are popular but… I guess just not with most of the people I follow.  I really don’t know why, the thing is though I do like her, maybe not to the level the collective internet does but just because I don’t think anyone is perfect and holy fuck does the internet.  But she is very attractive and has a certain sensuality about her.  Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.