Tag: Actress

I put Emma Stone in basically the same category as Sarah Michelle Gellar, which should make sense to no one except me.  Which is fine, since I am the one grouping them as such.  But they are similar to me in that I get they are very pretty, I get that many people find them incredibly hot.   I think they are pretty.  Yet watching SMG all those years on Buffy giving interviews or whatever I never wanted to make out with her, I kind of wanted to hang out with her, she seemed really cool, like she’d be fun to be friends with.  Emma Stone is the same way.  I mean, I am not blind, she is really pretty and I know people who really like her but I am always like, she’d be fun to hang out with.  Which is strange, I don’t know what it is and it means I am surprised she is here in this blog because what am I going to say?  Man, I want to friend her so hard!  I mean just friend her all night.  I’d like to just go meet her in a bar and then listen to how her day was and then we could totally play darts!  Or… whatever, I got lost.  Anyway, she is here because she IS pretty and she IS attractive and well, I’m not blind.  So today something slipped through and it’s just a little different, this once at least I can say today I want to fuck Emma Stone.

Attraction is an interesting and confusing thing.  I have read all about facial symmetry and complexion and all the reasons science tries to explain why we are attracted to who we are attracted to.  It always comes up wanting because there are biological and evolutionary imperatives but at the same time, we’re not all attracted to the same thing.  Even more interesting is how it is always in flux.  I watch Lost Girl and love it and most of the time I would tell you I am far more attracted to Ksenia Solo than anyone else on the show, something about her I just happen to find very attractive.  So after watching Lost Girl it seems almost odd that I am instead writing about Anna Silk.  She is attractive certainly but I know I find Ksenia Solo far more attractive.   It’s just how it works.  I am certain there are people who feel exactly the opposite.  This is something I know because I have watched the show many times and I know where and who I am drawn to but today I am posting Anna Silk.  Why?  I don’t know, she is what I want at the moment, at this very moment I am far more attracted to her.  I have no real point here, it is just interesting how this all can work, I suppose we’re all spoiled and fickle.  Or maybe it’s some other reason I can’t even imagine, my point is today I want to fuck Anna Silk.

Wow, it’s Zooey Deschanel everybody!  And it isn’t even the day after New Girl aired.  I think that might be a first.  I mean, I could find out but.. come on, let’s be real, I don’t care that fucking much.  I like Zooey a lot and will quite frankly fight anyone who wants to challenge me on it.  That’s really confrontational but she still gets a lot of hate around the internet form the sort of people who call themselves snarky while sitting around in their underwear randomly declaring other message board posters not edgy enough for the internet.  Ok… that was snarky and kind of douchy but I really don’t get why there are people who go out of their way to complain about her because here is the thing, Zooey Deschanel has never just shown up at my house and started being quirky and refused to leave.  God I wish she had but she hasn’t.  This is a lot of rambling for me to not actually ever form a coherant point beyond “She’s awesome”.  But she is awesome.  And Pretty!  And I am really still trying to get the hang of the new way of sorting my pictures in a post. Anyway, today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Man, DVRs have killed the watercooler.  I never watch stuff when it airs anymore so I can’t sit around and talk about how cute Felicia Day was in Supernatural now until later.  Thank god the internet has taken navel gazing to a new level and I can sit around and talk to no one about how cute she was and then hope people read it (They don’t, they just look at the pictures).  Anyway, I like Felicia Day, others like her more.  We’ve been down this road, nerds fucking love her because she is awesome to nerds and makes lots of nerd consumable entertainment.  These are all good things.  Today I want to fuck Felicia Day.

So if you were to ask me if Amber Benson would be the 3rd person from Buffy to show up here I would have thought it was unlikely.  She is just not the most traditionally attractive member of the female cast.  That said, she may end up popular.  I am not sure what to expect by I have a friend that to this day when she is mentioned always replies with, “Mmmmm, Tara”.  Which I think sums up her appeal greatly.  There was a stretch where a lot of principals on Buffy got pretty unbearable but Tara never did.  Tara was always fucking awesome.  You couldn’t not like her because she was great.  I will listen to no dissenting opinion on this because I do not believe you have it, I think you’re just a liar.  On top of this, Amber Benson seems to be pretty great.  She is talented, she writes, she creates, she does cool stuff and I have in the past few months heard her on a few different things, talking, most recently the nerdist podcast.  She is just so much fun, she’s clever, she’s fun, she has a wicked (and absolutely filthy) sense of humor.  It’s all part of her appeal, she is just so likeable and fun seeming.  She is pretty crush worthy I guess. So I get what people see in her just like you could see what Willow saw in Tara.  What I am saying is that today I want to fuck Amber Benson.

I have a lot of affection for Amanda Seyfried, for me it’s because Lily Kane was an amazing character and she was so good at it and it was my favorite show so… I like her. I know other people have different reasons, I’d imagine there is a whole generation, or mini generation with a lot of love for Mean Girls and it’s entire cast.  I don’t have much to say other than I don’t see stuff she is in that often but when I do I can’t help but remember I think she is talented and gorgeous.  So today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

So I finally got around to see Silver Linings Playbook.  I liked it.  I won’t lie though, Jennifer Lawrence was ridiculously hot in it and that is kind of my main take away.  I mean, the movie was good and there was lots to like but seriously it was my main thought on leaving the film.  Now it’s like… 16 hours later?  Something like that and I am still going, “Man, Jennifer Lawrence was hot in that movie”.  So nothing deep today, just simply that today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

I saw Mama last night and seriously, Jessica Chastain may be some sort of changeling or something.  The movie was pretty good but she was really good.  She has pretty much exploded out of nowhere into acting prominence in the past couple of years and I have seen I think… 4 movies with her in the past couple years.  She is like a professional chameleon, she is just radically different in every role.  I’m not talking about how she looks, though there are some wild changes there as well, but the way she acts, the characters she plays, just light years apart.  If I hadn’t gone into the movie yesterday knowing the bass player was also the blonde in the Help and was also the woman in Zero Dark Thirty I would never, ever have figured it out.  I am convinced someone could watch those three movies back to back and not realize the same actress is in all three of them.  So I am pretty blown away because she is good and she is just loaded with talent.  Also, she’s pretty attractive.  I guess it took me a while to get to that but I can’t help it, she just has serious chops and that in and of itself is pretty attractive.  An artist good at her craft is an attractive thing.  Anyway, I am impressed by her and you shouldn’t be surprised if she shows up again in the future.  Maybe.  I can only really speak for today and today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

When I posted Leslie Mann I had someone chide me and ask how I could watch This is 40 and walk away with her as the person I wanted to sleep with when Megan Fox was there.  I get it, that’s a very fair question.  I don’t know.  It did get me thinking though, it’s been about 4 years (4 years! I can’t believe it!) but there was a point where she was clearly the it girl out there.  I mean, she was all over the place and the world was in love with her.  I though she was amazing looking, too.  I definitely would have claimed she was one of the hottest women alive.  So what happened?  Man, I have no clue!  She didn’t get less hot.  The novelty wore off?  She showed up less often in anything I saw for one.  I am not sure what happened really.  But it got me thinking and I went looking for pictures and it reminded me that oh yeah, Megan Fox was smoking hot.  Is smoking hot.  So there we go, a couple of pictures and it helped me realize that today I want to fuck Megan Fox.

Anne Hathaway is here because someone I follow just discovered Anne Hathaway and is spamming my dash with her.  This is not a complaint nor is it something I will mock.  It happens all the time, be it in real life or with celebrities, you suddenly see someone all over again for the first time, just something you didn’t notice before, a spark.  It is kind of cool when it happens, a new perspective on the world is always a lot of fun.  Now, for me I have loved Anne for a very long time, she is just gorgeous and my god is she likeable.  I loved her speech at the Golden Globes and it kind of embodied what i like about her, happy, cheerful, game, dedicated to entertaining while seeming to really be thankful to be there, so happy for what she has, taking nothing for granted.  It was like at that horrible Oscars where she was entirely game and hard working, the show might have been dull but it wasn’t her fault, she wasn’t taking the chance for granted.  Anyway, here she is, she is fantastic and people discovering how fantastic she is is even more awesome.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.