Tag: Actress

Ksenia Solo needs to get some new pictures out there and soon.  Now, normally I don’t make demands like that of celebrities for a few reason.  Pragmatically because I can make all the demands I want, they aren’t going to listen so I just look like a moron.  But also cause it’s douchey, the sense of entitlement involved in all of that is just disgusting (I am looking at you internet, you are soooo guilty of this shit).  I am saying it this time because I am almost out of pictures of her.  Well, not almost out but you know, there just aren’t that many and it is getting hard to not repeat myself or use some lame, grainy, low quality thing.  And I have the feeling this isn’t her last appearance.  She is so pretty but more importantly the girl is made of charisma and funny.  I am just blown away by how she lights up every scene she is in, she’s funny and charming and talented and man… I like her.  Today I want to fuck Ksenia Solo.

So the Golden Globes were last night and they could have at least turned this blog into an hourly thing instead of a daily thing.  The point is there were a lot of pretty people in pretty clothing being pretty.  It left me with a lot of options for today and I have had all night to think about it.  There were so many good looking people.  In the end though it seems like I had no choice.  Or, I had it narrowed down and couldn’t decide so I am not going to.  Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are wonderful, funny, beautiful people.  I just absolutely love them and between the two of them they have had if not the top show a claim to a top 3 spot for best comedy on TV.  And they hosted last night.  Everyone hates awards show, sort of.  I mean, we bitch about them and the jokes are flat and the speeches are boring and things go on too long but so many people watch, we must get some enjoyment out of them.  My point is when they were on stage they were entertaining, irregardless of bad jokes or otherwise because they are just such funny people.  The both are pretty, too.  I have found Tina Fey attractive since she started hosting Weekend Update and the better Parks and Rec has gotten the more attractive I have found Amy Poehler.  Anyway, my point is they are great and so today I want to fuck Amy Poehler and Tina Fey

I feel like this will be a strange pick for a lot of people?  I am not entirely sure why but I guess I am.  Leslie Mann is not a sex symbol but I have always thought she was very pretty.  I have however been derided for that by people I know, who have informed me I am strange for thinking so.  I am not really entirely sure why that is.  She’s funny… maybe that hurts her?  She isn’t the ‘hot’ one in any of the movies she’s in really but you know… I think she’s pretty.  And I like funny.  I have no idea why I like her and other people don’t.  It’s very strange.  But I saw This is 40, it’s my blog, not other people’s, so today I want to fuck Leslie Mann.

I like Jennifer Lawrence a lot.  I would say I am a Jennifer Lawrence fan.  Meaning that if she is in a movie I am more likely to consider it, I am interested when I see her name in a headline, I like her work.  Somehow I haven’t picked her a whole lot here and I don’t really know why.  I mean, I also find her attractive.  I guess maybe it’s a symptom of movie stardom, unless the gossip rags just love you so your pictures are all over the place, you don’t pop up as regularly.  It’s easy for me to go months without even thinking of her.  Well, I am thinking of her now, she is attractive, I like her, and today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Obviously I watched Modern Family last night.  I mean… I think obviously.  I am not sure Sarah Hyland would show up here otherwise.  That’s not a knock against her but I mean it was on last night and she’s here now.  She doesn’t really pop up in my thoughts that often otherwise, though I can’t really say why.  She is really extremely pretty.  Maybe it’s the imagined age thing?  Like I almost feel guilty feeling attracted to her sometimes because those who have no idea who she is often think she’s like 16.  But I don’t really feel guilty.  Mainly I’m just rambling.  Always a bad sign so let’s just cut this short and say she’s hot and today I want to fuck Sarah Hyland.

So Jessica Chastain is pretty new in terms of having celebrity.  It’s interesting because she’s in her 30’s and the sad fact is to a lot of Hollywood that’s old.  But she had her breakout year recently and has been nominated for a bunch of awards for what feels like 500 movie roles in the past couple of years.  She is pretty but I think the reason she’s really here is because I enjoy her work.  I can’t put my finger on it but something about when she’s on screen I like.  This is all really vague I know but I can’t help it, sometimes I just get vague feelings I can only sum up by saying today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Lost Girl is back and I am excited because I really enjoy the show.  It’s hard to quite describe it’s appeal because it is low budget and I suppose disposable TV but it is also totally awesome.  In my opinion perhaps the biggest part of the awesome is Ksenia Solo and Anna Silk, who are not only delightful in their role but also have just a fantastic relationship on screen.  It is just very unique among female friendships portrayed on TV, or at least somewhat unique, they don’t get catty, they don’t fight, they don’t… well, they don’t just sit around talking about guys.  I also love their performances, especially Ksenia’s, who is just massively entertaining.  Anyway, because I find them both so attractive and both fit together so well in my mind I am being greedy and so today I want to fuck Ksenia Solo and Anna Silk.

If you have been following this for a while you know I am a big fan of Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  Now, last time I got corrected on the Captain America thing and i Know, I know, everyone is right, it isn’t official yet but I can hope.  And yeah, Alison Brie would be cool, too.  I am pulling for Mary, though.  Other than that I don’t have a ton to say here though because I am just dog tired, I have been all weekend, just one of those things.  She probably deserves better but why don’t we make this like a mad libs and you can fill it in yourself.  Mary is so ______.  She is _____ and ______, which is why I ______ her.  _____ _____ ____, today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

So I watched this movie called the Apparition recently. I watched it because I love horror movies and it was getting a lot of attention for being horrible.  I realize that’s counter intuitive but so much of horror is forgettable I wanted to see what could make a movie get people so angry.  It turns out what made people so angry was that the movie was fucking horrible.  I can’t even tell you why exactly.  It wasn’t bad like some micro budget indie horror film is, where boom mics are in the shot and the acting is incompetent or the plot is cliche.  This felt like science was involved, like someone came up with a mathematical formula for creating a movie that just makes you unhappy, a perfect combination of ingredients.  Now, normally I don’t trash stuff here because everything is somebody’s favorite, even if it’s just the director’s mom, someone loves this movie.  I can’t get on board with that though and it does lead me to my point, Ashley Greene is just amazingly attractive.  It almost stood out more, you know like a flower growing through concrete sort of thing, where the beauty is contrasted by stark awfulness so the beauty is even more beautiful.  It was like that and that is why she is here today because The Apparition is horrible and Ashley Greene is hot.  Today I want to fuck Ashley Greene.

So Jenna-Louise Coleman is on my mind again.  I was engaged in a dialog about her last night with a friend and so here she is today.  I am crazy tired so I don’t have a ton to say except I like her, I think she has a really cute smile, she has been so charming in the couple of episodes she’s been on Doctor Who, and I also like her boobs.  So… she’s basically a triple threat.  Today I want to fuck Jenna-Louise Coleman.