I think I have seen Bryce Dallas Howard in a bunch of things but as I think about it the only things I can remember her in are The Help and 50/50, in both of which she was a huge bitch. And not the good kind of bitch but the kind where you kind of want to punch her in the face she is so casually and carelessly evil. I am not sure what it says about me exactly that those roles are my memory of her and yet when I think of her I go, “She’s pretty hot, I’d fuck her”. Of course, I am imagining no one ever thought they’d say that about a relative of Ron Howard either but here we are. Well, I wish everyone a good new year, I guess it’s appropriate I ring it in with a girl I have never picked before. Here is to new things and new beginnings and here’s to saying today I want to fuck Bryce Dallas Howard.
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Most Popular Posts of 2012
This feels like a pretty good way to close the year out, my most popular posts for each month this year. It seems pretty clear what you guys like best, that would be Mosh and Pigeon Foo. Or maybe just models in general, you guys like models. And not redheads. Or Singers it seems. Anyway, everyone have a great new year, I am gone until it’s 2013.
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Last time I posted her I had a little debate with myself about if Anna Kendrick was hot or not. I basically have decided it doesn’t matter if I usually find her hot just that I do sometimes. The thing is I always find her attractive, I have heard her on things like podcasts or other interviews and she is funny and intelligent to go along with being a talented actress. These are attractive qualities. I would say she doesn’t really ooze a basic sensuality like some do but she is undoubtedly attractive. At least, I find her attractive. It’s why she was here last time and it’s why she’s here now. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.
Charlize Theron has shown up here once before where I commented that while beautiful I rarely found myself attracted to her. It’s true, I have never found myself lusting after her really. The truth is I don’t even really ever think about her, she just doesn’t pop up in my mind. So I am surprised she is showing up again. I am watching Arrested Development in anticipation of the new shows and well, she showed up and… well, she’s beautiful. I am sure I will go back to not thinking about her at all in a few days because that’s what’s happened before but right here with her in front of my face I have to admit, she is just stunning. A truly gorgeous woman. Today I want to fuck Charlize Theron.
So I have gone on at length (and on and on and on) about why certain people pop up here or why causes me to think about them and so on. In some ways it’s a self perpetuating cycle. See, I have my desktop constantly rotating, two times a day from a folder of about 500 wallpapers of various interests. That’s enough that I see things sometimes I hadn’t seen or thought about in a while but by it’s very nature any girl in there is obviously a girl I cared enough about to place in a special folder. And then she pops up, I remember all over again why I liked that picture so much, why I liked that girl so much and then bam, here were. Which is how Christina Hendricks showed up, that first picture is my desktop. And it was a reminder, oh yeah, she can be really hot. Is really hot. I really thought the next appearance she made would have been when Mad Men came back again but here we are, here she is. And this is just one of the many reasons this blog runs the danger of repeating itself, self selection bias. Biased or not, today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.
I probably should have known this was going to be today’s pick well in advance because it’s Christmas. For those who don’t know I am not making some odd connection between Christmas and brunettes or Christmas and English women, I am making a connection between Christmas and the Doctor Who special. Obviously I was going to watch it at some point today. Obviously it was going to be a mix of sad and exciting and wonderful. Obviously, given her last appearance, Jenna Louise-Coleman was going to confuse and astound me. Obviously it meant she would show up here. So I just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and hope your day was a good one. If not there is still time left, make it good. See you all tomorrow, I am done for now because today I want to fuck Jenna Louise-Coleman.
Scarlet Johansson is here today and I can’t really say I have a special reason. A lot of the time I have some sort of story about how I saw this or saw that or whatever that caused me to pick whoever. Not that I think anyone cares, I can’t really imagine anyone logging in to tumblr, scrolling through their dash, and then in a fit of rage overturning their desk while screaming, “This pick is bullshit! I demand a valid reason for this person to be fucked! You can’t just desire people willy nilly!" Though I’ll be honest, if you do have this reaction PLEASE contact me, your outlook on life fascinates me. Be warned, I’ll probably try to piss you off more, I like pushing buttons. Anyway, Scarlett Johansson is here today and I expect few complaints because most people seem to think she is hot. Well I do, too! So hooray for hotness, hooray for Scarlet, hooray for today, I want to fuck Scarlet Johansson.
I meant to mention it last time I posted her but then forgot, I am really, really excited about the fact that Mary Elizabeth Winstead is going to be Sharon Carter. I was so excited as a matter of fact that the nerd in me didn’t even go, “Wait, she’s not blonde”! That said I cannot imagine her as a blonde so it will be interesting to see. I am excited for a couple reasons, one my baser reasons is that I really hope the go with the white body suit look for Sharon Carter and I’d like to see Mary in that. Lord knows they figured out how to make a similar costume work for Scarlet Johansson. More to the point though is I actually think females in super hero movies have the potential to be meaty roles, or at least atypical ones. When she’s written well Agent 13 is not just the girlfriend or the girl hostage or… well your classic roles for pretty girls in movies. Again, I think Black Widow ended up being a role that avoided that and I am hoping for the same here. Also, the Winter Soldier run was so amazing, if the movie is half that good this is going to be awesome. Plus, as I said last time, I like seeing people I like succeed, I think a movie that will make hundreds of millions of dollars will only help her career. Also, white body suit, seriously, Google it, just amazing. So today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
There is a generation for which Phoebe Cates getting out of a swimming pool in a red bikini was a sexual awakening. I am not part of that generation, I was alive when Fast Times came out but barely. That said, Gremlins was awesome and I rematching it right now because it is awesome and it’s almost Christmas (You know it’s a Christmas movie, right?) Now, I am not sure what my dad was thinking letting me watch it at like 5 years old because the movie is fucking terrifyingly violent. Why did it not scare the shit out of me? I have no clue but I loved it and love it still, and while I was too young for any sort of awakenings there definitely were some crush like feelings for Phoebe Cates. We have taken some trips in the wayback machine a few times here before and the prove to be amazingly unpopular. I am interested to see if the same proves true because there are a TON of gifs of someone getting out of a pool in a red bikini when I check her tag, so someone must agree with me when I say today I want to fuck Phoebe Cates.
Full disclosure, I was going to post Zooey yesterday when I got distracted by Candice Swanepoel pictures. This happens sometimes, I sit down to write an entry and by the time I get back up I have posted someone different than I thought I would sitting down. I don’t really feel bad about that because I doubt she cares and she wouldn’t know anyway. Actually, I will take that back, I am certain she doesn’t care. She still wouldn’t know though. Either way, it was not a judgement of Zooey, it was just a judgement on the alphabet, which is a total bitch and strict and C comes before Z and it means I have to scroll past my Candice Swanepoel folder. And well, we can blame modern computing as well, what with the little preview images peeking out of the folder to tempt me into some sort of bikini honey trap. Again, not a judgement on Zooey or anyone really. Well except maybe her parents, if her name had been Anne this never would have happened. But that would have been a much more boring name so I forgive them. Anyway, Zooey is great, I find her amusing, charming, and gorgeous. Some of you may not but that’s ok, it’s not your blog. It’s mine and today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.
Who I want to Fuck Today 