Scarlet Johansson is here today and I can’t really say I have a special reason. A lot of the time I have some sort of story about how I saw this or saw that or whatever that caused me to pick whoever. Not that I think anyone cares, I can’t really imagine anyone logging in to tumblr, scrolling through their dash, and then in a fit of rage overturning their desk while screaming, “This pick is bullshit! I demand a valid reason for this person to be fucked! You can’t just desire people willy nilly!" Though I’ll be honest, if you do have this reaction PLEASE contact me, your outlook on life fascinates me. Be warned, I’ll probably try to piss you off more, I like pushing buttons. Anyway, Scarlett Johansson is here today and I expect few complaints because most people seem to think she is hot. Well I do, too! So hooray for hotness, hooray for Scarlet, hooray for today, I want to fuck Scarlet Johansson.
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