Tag: Actress

I think everyone is aware that I like Kristen Bell a lot.  And I mean everyone, like every person in the world because I think I have told everyone at this point, I am not shy about it.  By a lot I mean like, A LOT.  In all caps.  And I didn’t cheat and hit caps lock there, I held down the shift key all by myself, that’s just how dedicated I am.  So that’s why she’s here today.  I mean I sometimes have stories as to why, or a point to make, or even something particular to say about the girl.  Today I just want her because she’s perfect.  She’s my favorite and everyone knows it.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I was pretty resistant to watching Gossip Girl when it started because it sounded fucking horrible.  But I was kind of goaded into it and once I watched it I was hooked, I won’t go so far as to call it Great TV but it was entertaining.  That was a long time ago but I am feeling nostalgic with it ending, it gave me a lot of enjoyment and some great bonding time.  Of course, one of the arguments used to convince me to start watching was “There are hot girls, really hot girls, it won’t be that bad”.  So I folded and while it was good the hot girls did not hurt.  So Today in honor of that I have made my choice (to be seriously greedy), today I want to fuck Leighton Meester, Blake Lively, and Taylor Momsen.

Now, lord knows I have made some picks that it seems like no one on the planet has responded to.  I get this, it makes sense, the blog is whoIwant to fuck today, not whotumblrwants to fuck today.  Sometimes it surprises me. Today… I will be surprised if this gets more than one or two likes and those will be from the always likes people.  I say this not because I am about to explain why Vanessa Bayer is unattractive but because I know from the reactions of other that I seem to be almost all alone in the fact that I find her attractive.  I get very odd looks when I tell people I find her very attractive when I am watching SNL.  Thing is, I do get it, finding a decent picture of her was a chore, she is not really glamorous and it isn’t like there was a large selection.  Thing is, I see her in a sketch in some bad wig and I am always stuck by how pretty she is.  It leads me to think she has a very pretty face and all the distracting stuff around it.. when you put whatever on it so that you can’t help but look at her face she is just pretty.  And obviously sometimes she’s funny (but good lord is there disagreement about that as well.  What is it about SNL that causes people to have such strongly held opinions).  But I like some of her characters at least, I think she’s funny and I don’t care if no one else agrees because it’s my blog and today I want to fuck Vanessa Bayer.

I am not a Krysten Ritter expert by any stretch of the imagination.  I know she started as a model and pretty much my only experience with her was on Veronica Mars where she was a little funny looking and her character was a little off.  I had no issue with her but she wasn’t a stand out.  I still think she is a little funny looking but in a good way?  I don’t want to sound insulting because I don’t mean it to be, having a unique look can be a very good thing and lord knows there is more than one type of beauty.  Now, Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23 has been suggested to me and I am sure I will get to it some day but I haven’t yet.  I just think she is attractive in a rather unique way.  Sometimes I like it.  Today I like it. Today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.

Isla Fisher is back again.  I saw Bachelorette and it was… well here’s the notable thing to me and how it applies here, Isla Fischer took was really was a pretty one note character and squeezed a lot more out of it.  It could have been thankless but her performance elevated it.  I have noticed over the years she is a pretty talented comedic actress, something that can be overlooked compared to dramatic chops from people (Like when Bridesmaids lost at the Oscars, a dramatic poop will always win out over a comedic poop scene). But she has that talent and the really quality comedic actors help to make their characters feel real even when they are, for example, too stupid to be able to function in reality.  She added depth and even a sense of sadness to someone who is beyond incapable and gets by on looks that are fading sooner than later.  So that’s a big part of why she’s here, a performance I note is always nice and talent is so sexy.  On top of that she is gorgeous.  I guess that was the other key to the role.  Gorgeous and talented, today I want to fuck Isla Fisher.

I have a strange relationship with Taylor Momsen.  She is still pretty though I rarely think of her and she doesn’t usually do a ton for me.  This is because I can’t help but think, “She used to be way hotter”.  Which is just creepy because… she’s not that old if you get my drift.  Which makes me sound like a creep but really she took a turn somewhere, she used to have this unique style that was strangely attractive but then one day… it started to seem a little desperate.  Like she took a step too far and there are few things less attractive than desperation.  Of course, this could just be me.  I doubt it’s just me but I am sure there are many people who like her even more now.  I don’t know, I get the appeal but most of the time I just don’t care.  But Gossip Girl is ending and I guess I am feeling nostalgic so today I want to fuck Taylor Momsen.

I don’t have a whole lot to say about Olivia Munn today.  I have written words of defense for a lot of people on this blog and it seems both silly and sad that I have to do so but people love to hate and it seems everyone but Tom Hanks and Gandhi are pretty divisive on the internet (I say this but I am sure someone will message me to tell me they are so over Tom Hanks or that hunger strikes are bullshit).  I don’t really have the energy to defend her here because I think the core of the dislike she gets stems from the dreaded “authenticity” so many of us hold in high regard.  And I get it but at the same time I don’t get it, it’s hard to tell who is and isn’t the real deal.  I mean, I get it, some people seem false to me as well and I get not liking them for that, I don’t get needing to spit venom at every turn.  As for Munn herself I am not the biggest fan in the world, I hardly follow her work but I have nothing against her and I do happen to wonder if part of the rage directed towards her isn’t because she’s good looking, or rather, she’s willing to use the fact that she’s good looking.  I’m not getting into all that today except to say it’s all rather silly to hold certain natural advantages against people and not others.  No one ever gets mad at someone for using their native intelligence for getting ahead, no one thinks it’s cheap or unfair.  Probably because most of these arguments are formulated by thinkers.  Anyway, I said I wasn’t getting into any of that, and I’m not, I am just here to say today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Time for me to get greedy again.  I almost feel bad that Candice Accola has never appeared on her own, like she’s only good enough to be part of a package deal.  Luckily, first thing I don’t feel that way and I know it and second I really doubt she cares at all, given she will never read this and probably doesn’t sit around wondering what strangers with strange blogs think of her. Anyway, thing is I watch a lot of shows that I am pretty sure were created for teenage girls.  The reason this would stand out is I am not, in fact, a teenager. Thing is Vampire Diaries showed up on Netflix, I had heard it was surprisingly good and I have trouble sleeping a lot of time.  I was hooked after just an episode, it is awesome.  Not Shakespeare awesome but oh my god I can’t believe they did that how does this show have so many twists and stay so good and I can’t believe what they are willing to do awesome.  A big part of the awesomeness is because of these two, Candice Accola has managed to give her character a lot of strength and appeal and while some people dislike some of Nina Dobrev’s characters I think she is excellent on the show.  I also think both of them are very attractive.  Thus they are here.  Thus today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev and Candice Accola.

I chose Karen Gillan today because Doctor Who is maybe the most hopeful show about the nature of humanity I have ever seen and I have a follower with a Doctor Who themed name that is pretty great and just started following me.  As I was checking out her blog she started posting some pretty depressing things with clear insinuations that she is considering suicide.  The world is a terrible and cruel place sometimes, it is absolutely horrible the way fate can treat us and even worse the ways we can treat each other.  I know as well as anyone that sometimes the night can get so dark that it looks like it will never be light again and worst of all you feel lost and completely alone.  Unloved, uncared for, drowning and struggling for breath.  Worst of all everyone around you seems fine, you think there truly must be something wrong with you.  You feel like know one knows how you feel and you will never feel better.  Truth is no one knows exactly what it feels like to be you and no one can offer you a magic cure but if you feel this way you are never, ever alone.  Someone cares.  I promise you someone cares.  Even if you think no one possibly could there are even strangers that care.  You are a human being, the very fact that you, the person you are exists is a miracle, there is no reason the exact combination of DNA and cells and quirks and traits you have should be here, it was a chance so infinitesimal I can’t even express it here because it would take too much space.  You are the fruition of 50,000 years of human history, you matter.  I cannot offer magic words and I cannot claim to be an expert, those people exist and those people will help you too but I promise you if you tell me your name and tell me you are having a hard time I will personally care.  Anyone out there can send me an ask, anyone can send me fan mail.  You can even tag me in a post if you need someone to talk to, I will gladly listen.  I promise you I am not along, not even close to it.  People will listen and they will care because you matter.  I don’t know what happened to my follower, it’s very early in the morning and I hope she just went to bed, she stopped responding to me.  I know how horrible things can feel sometime I wish no one had to go through it but if you just need someone to talk to I will be here.  There are numbers you can call 1-800-273-TALK will take care of you in America.  There are so many places, please don’t let hopelessness overwhelm you.  We don’t even have to talk about your problems, we can just talk about… how even during a post like this I will out of my ridiculously nerdy sense of obligation end it by saying Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan. 

Amanda Seyfried is a gorgeous and charismatic actress and there is a lot to like about her physically.  I know the things that draw other people to her, I have friends who are really big fans of her but I think it’s her eyes for me, her eyes are really pretty.  I find it is where my eyes go every time, her eyes, even in pictures where her cleavage is showing and it’s pretty generous cleavage sometimes.  She is just one of those girls who there is something in her look, something magnetic.  I am in danger of repeating myself so I will just say man, those eyes, those eyes, those eyes.  I love them.  Today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.