I think everyone is aware that I like Kristen Bell a lot.  And I mean everyone, like every person in the world because I think I have told everyone at this point, I am not shy about it.  By a lot I mean like, A LOT.  In all caps.  And I didn’t cheat and hit caps lock there, I held down the shift key all by myself, that’s just how dedicated I am.  So that’s why she’s here today.  I mean I sometimes have stories as to why, or a point to make, or even something particular to say about the girl.  Today I just want her because she’s perfect.  She’s my favorite and everyone knows it.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

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