One of the problems with doing a daily blog is that it is every day. I mean, I like that aspect but it’s such a rigid theme that some days are harder than others. What if you don’t feel great one day? What if you’re depressed? Distracted? You probably aren’t thinking a lot about celebrities or who is prettiest or most desirable or whatever. But I can’t imagine skipping a day because that would feel like failure and I like knowing I will do this every day. But then I am left wondering… is there a celebrity version of comfort food? What you turn to to just feel a little better? I don’t know, it isn’t like there is a real connection there, it isn’t like turning to a friend or a pint of ice cream, it’s just not tangible or physical. But maybe there is just comfort in familiarity, in sort of having a favorite thing, a favorite person, just a reminder of consistency? Or maybe I am over thinking things, I do that a lot, irregardless I made my choice, today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
Tag: Actress
Mary Elizabeth Winstead is the MEWiest. I realize that is total nonsense but it is what popped into my head and I guess the girl deserves her own adjectives. I am a pretty big fan of hers despite her not getting quite as many posts as others, it just happens that way. I think she’s great and I am convinced her career is about to hit a big upswing and… well I don’t have much to say past that except today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
I am a little surprised Sarah Hyland doesn’t appear here more often. I watch Modern Family, not always the day of but within a couple of days. I find her to be attractive, I even find her character attractive in a way. But… you know Sofia Vergara almost never shows up either and I like her. Maybe it’s just something about the show or when I watch it? I don’t know, I woke up early today and watched Modern Family while getting dressed, Sarah Hyland is hot, I like her, that’s about it I guess. Today I want to fuck Sarah Hyland.
I am pretty much solely posting this because Christina Hendricks popped up on my feed when someone reblogged the first picture. It’s a gorgeous picture. It’s pretty hard to talk about Christina Hendricks without talking about her boobs so I won’t even try, she has mammoth boobs and I have no doubt for many people that’s a lot of her appeal. I can’t say it isn’t part of it for me because I have never seen her without boobs. That said, I actually prefer when they are a bit more subtly displayed rather than falling out of a dress, and by slightly more subtle I mean still cleavage is fine. I do think besides her chest though she is gorgeous, she has a pretty face, I love the shade of red she’s chosen for her hair, and overall everything works together, including her sense of style most of the time. To top it all off I actually find it easy to forget what a good actress she is because the internet loves her boobs so much they are all that is talked about but seriously, she is just amazing on Mad Men. That’s not why she’s here though, she’s here because I thought she looked beautiful in that picture and it meant that today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.
I just got done rewatching Tucker and Dale vs. Evil because it’s on Netflix and is awesome. Mainly this is because of Alan Tudyk and the fact that he’s always awesome but I like everyone in it. Notably, Katrina Bowden plays the pretty girl/object of desire for the hero and villain. Last time I wrote about her I mentioned her job is basically to be pretty, it’s kind of the joke about her on 30 Rock, most pictures of her are at events where her job is to… well be pretty and draw attention to whatever product they are selling. That said, she does a good job of playing a winning, friendly girl that you can understand why everyone likes. What I am saying is I get how she can set off a giant battle between college kids and rednecks. I totally get it. Today I want to fuck Katrina Bowden.
Here is where I admit I know very little about Jane Levy other than I thought she looked good when promos for Suburgatory started showing up and she has looked good in the few episodes of the show I have seen. I have discussed before that it is rarer but it happens that sometimes I find myself stuck on someone I really never see in a show, see popping up on the internet or whatever. I don’t know why, part of me always feels bad, like it’s a classier form of lust if I can talk about how much I love Community before leering at Alison Brie’s boobs or something. It isn’t but it seems that way sometimes. We all have a complicated relationship with sex and sexual attraction, I suppose sometimes we need to make excuses. I really don’t have one here, she has great eyes, great hair, I see her for a few minutes quite often at either the end or beginning of my recording of Modern Family and today I want to fuck Jane Levy.
Ariana Grande is pretty adorbahot and that is obviously a lot of her appeal. I guess a lot of celebrity culture is really image based. Tom Hanks may not be the nicest man in the world but he seems to be and it seems genuine, we like that. On the other hand when someone’s image seems false people seem to pounce. We don’t really know, we just have to go by the vibe we get. Ariana has, to be honest, a very nice body and is very pretty but looking at her everything screams cute. She is very cute, what she does is very cute. In some people this is so grating, you want to tell a girl that she’s an adult and to use her upper register. In others though it just seems genuine and you think 19 isn’t so old that someone can’t act cutesy and child like. this is her, thus the adorbahot thing, she is hot but she is also adorable. I will try not to think too much on just what someone being seemingly innocent is attractive to so many people but sometimes it is and that’s that. As such, today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.
Today is Thanksgiving and there is plenty to be thankful for out there. I am thankful for Tumblr and all my followers, I never thought this blog would be as popular as it had turned out to be (even if most people delete their reblogs by the time I check them, I assuming you get embarrassed once you see what I actually wrote). I enjoy this though and I enjoy all the interactions I have had (I should also share this other tumblr Female Celebrity of the Day. The most common question I get is are there other blogs like mine and right now this is the closest one. Well, the most common is if there is a blog like this about guys, I haven’t seen one, someone should start one). I am also thankful for pretty celebrities who give me the inspiration to write. I am thankful for blondes who are sometimes brunettes. I am thankful for out bisexuals because being out is cool and frankly they seem to be all I have dated in a long time. And I am thankful for Amber Heard cause she is all of those things and she’s pretty awesome. Today I want to fuck Amber Heard.
I like Scarlett Johansson a lot. There is a very good chance this isn’t really a surprise unless you’re a new follower. I woke up this morning thinking about her. It’s such a strange phenomena, the way sometimes we wake up thinking about something with no real reason. Were we dreaming about it and forgot? I guess it’s just a quirk in how our synapses fire, sometimes I wake up singing something like a 4 Non Blondes song and obviously that isn’t because of all the radio play it’s getting recently. When it happens with someone like Scarlett I don’t mind, there are worse things to think first thing in the morning than, “Gosh, Scarlett Johansson is pretty”. I should point out Scarlett Johansson is pretty. Also very sexy. I happen to like her a lot and today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
Being sick as an adult is pretty lame. I mean, I guess it’s always lame but as an adult it is lame because you typically have to keep going with your life. You can’t just cough and make a sad face at your mom and skip out on responsibilities for the day, instead you cough, you make a sad face and you end up looking in the mirror and realizing all the dumb shit you have to do today and how if you don’t go to work it will be a crisis or at least an inconvenience (interestingly as adults we have way overblown ideas of our own importance just like we did as kids, it just manifests in different ways). I think the hardest thing though is the lack of comfort. I mean, you’re just a little sick and your throat hurts a little? Just take something and move on, no one is going to baby you over something everyone experiences now and then. Well, unless you have a good boyfriend or girlfriend, they will indulge you… to an extent. Anyway, if you can’t tell I am mildly sick but have decided to whine about it because whining at least makes it feel a little better. Someone somewhere will feel bad for you. Of course, it doesn’t exactly lead to sexy thoughts but I think I ended up thinking Kristen Bell would be perfect for today because as everyone knows but her we were meant for each other, so I guess I take some comfort in the idea of her. Or maybe subconsciously I think she makes good soup. I don’t know, I have to go to work but I guess today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
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