Tag: Actress

Jennifer Lawrence has a ton going for her.  Not only is she pretty, she is part of a huge movie franchise, she is famous, she seems to still be getting a great mix of parts, both commercial ones and award baity ones, which can be tough to pull off and on top of that she is supremely talented.  I have brought that up before and it’s worth noting because not everyone who heads a major film franchise is, often they just look the part or do one thing well.   It is no secret I happen to like artists good at their craft, it is immediately attractive.  And so she is attractive.  I mean it helps that on top of that she has everything else all together, it’s like getting extra whipped cream on your sundae, she’s attractive and talented.  So today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

I have posted Emmy Rossum once before a long, long time ago.  I kind of knew at the time it would be a while until she appeared again because I never see her in anything.  I mean she is absolutely beautiful but it isn’t like she is one of those people who has hooked into my brain so that even if you never see their work you think of them.  We all have those people and I know people who Emmy Rossum is that girl for.  But she’s not for me.  In some ways this is kind of cool because it means she is completely not on my mind and then suddenly I’ll see her do something, be it a movie or just her pictures showing up on a gossip blog and all of a sudden it’s like finding her for the first time.  Which is awesome because she’s really pretty and there is a thrill to newness, so getting to rediscover someone is nice.  Which is what’s going on right now and so today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

As our political and social consciousness continues to evolve, Alan Quartermain stands revealed as just another white imperialist out to exploit the natives, and we begin to see that the overriding factor in James Bond’s psychological makeup is his utter hatred and contempt for women.

-Alan Moore

Alan Moor was talking about Ian Flemming’s writing there not the movies and the character more specifically than the subgenre but he did hit on a disturbing element of a lot of the media we consume.  As a horror fan I face it all the time but Bond movies have the same formula in the end.  You bring in a new girl, she exists to titillate and intrigue, you get to see some skin (more in horror, less in Bond but the idea is the same, we are to visually drink in her body), then she is dispatched because her purpose has been served.  These are the things that occur to me in adulthood that didn’t as a child.  I have long, long been a huge Bond fan, though I am sure I have followers far more devoted than I, but the feel of them has changed over the years.  We always knew that at least one of the pretty girls Bond beds will end up dead before the end of the movie, quite frankly the man’s cock seems to be amazingly bad luck, you’d almost believe bullet holes were sexually transmitted.  Obviously I saw Skyfall and I absolutely loved it, it is probably the best Bond movie since I was a kid but then I didn’t much like the Remington Steele era.  Interestingly the entire movie is about, at it’s core, the casualties of callous decision making, the disposable nature of people once they are used up.  I suppose the flaw in seeing them as resources rather than humans, they become very easy to toss aside.  It was impossible to not think of the nature of the countless Bond Girls over the years and to a degree the nature of celebrity.  This movie introduced me and likely many, many people to Bérénice Marlohe.  She is French and a veteran of French TV but largely unknown to the rest of us.  She may well remain that way because with celebrity we do have a habit of moving on very quickly, it’s not just what have you done for me lately it’s what are you doing for me right now.  It’s the nature of things but I suppose it is something we should think about from time to time.  We want what we want and there is no shame in that but I do sometimes wonder if we aren’t doing a disservice to someone, at least ourselves by being so fickle and seeing people as object.  I don’t know, I run this blog, I really can’t cast stones and this all was probably very boring to all of you but this is how it works, I write about whatever someone makes me think about.  Still, I don’t want to keep rambling so I’ll just go ahead and say today I want to fuck Bérénice Marlohe.

Ok, time for me to admit I am a pretty big fan of musical theater.  No joke, I love it and i have a real weakness for when they are transferred to film.  I even enjoyed Phantom of the Opera and from what I have been told there is absolutely no reason I should have enjoyed that. So I am looking forward to Les Miserables.  If I was really clever I could work in some sort of puns about red being the whatever of whatever and black being the whatever of whatever.  But I am not, I am lazy so I just reference it to seem a little smart.  Anyway, there is one extra advantage here and that is Amanda Seyfried, who has shown up a bit more on radar of late, no doubt because with the movie approaching we are just going to see more of a press offensive from all the stars.  Man this is awesome for me because I love Amanda Seyfried and she just doesn’t get the attention I think she deserves.  She is gorgeous and on screen can really be a magnetic performer.  So here she is today, I don’t have much more to say about her, she just had a bunch of pictures surface recently and so today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried. 

I am often torn as to if Anna Kendrick is hot or not.  I mean, obviously she is attractive or she wouldn’t be here, by definition if you’re attracted to someone it means you find them attractive in some way.  But I am not sure about out and out hotness and I am not sure why this question even occurs to me, much less leaves me so indecisive.  Past the physical there is a ton to like, Oscar nominated, she seems really pleasant and fun mixed with being a skilled actor but the hotness thing… I just don’t know.  I guess for today at least I am going with yes, I mean she’s here, so for now I must think so and so today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I cannot tell you how excited I am that Smashed is receiving great reviews and in those pretty much everyone is noting Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s performance.  She’s appeared before and I have mentioned I feel this special kinship there because I saw her first.  We all have stuff like that but the thing is I really thought she stood out in the horror movies I was watching with her in them, it happens sometimes and I was definitely taken with her.  It can be frustrating though, you watch someone end up in movie after movie that under performs and you feel bad for them, you root for people you like (I hope you do.  I have never understood where you don’t want your favorite whatever to become popular).  In her case it felt like she deserved some sort of notice because I thought she was a good actress.  It’s just nice to see something out there that is being praised and her being recognized.  I am sure it feels like a victory for lots of people out there who like her and I know there are a lot because her posts often prove to be uniquely popular.  So I am glad and on top of that I am attracted to her so today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

You know those long rambling posts where I mention for me a three way has to make sense for me, that I am such a nerd there needs to be some sort of internal logic or something. (Spider-Man and Batman can’t just team up! They are separate universes, you have to have a reason!)  Well… fuck it.  Today is a big day and it’s all about me so I want what I want and I am greedy.  I don’t think it’s a secret that Kristen Bell is like my number one all time celebrity crush.  And you have probably noticed Kate Upton gets posted a lot because I am incredibly attracted to her.  Well, I was sitting here with conflicting feelings, I couldn’t decide between the two and then it was like, fuck it, I have an imagitarium here, I can do anything I want.  There are no rules! (Well, there have to be some rules or there will be chaos but that’s a whole other thing, fuck the rules for right now).  So this is what I want today.  Hell, we can take turns, whatever but today I want to fuck Kristen Bell and Kate Upton.

Let’s get this out of the way, yes I realize now as I am typing this I put up a picture of Ariana Grande in front of a Kleenex sign on this blog.  Yes, I am sure there is some subliminal message there or something but really… it’s just what I chose.  Though, you know, if you have a good joke about it knock yourself out, I’m not touching it (heh).  Anyway, Ariana makes her return and the reason is pretty simple, she’s cute as a button.  She is a tiny girl and yes, I have noticed smaller girls often seem to have this innate ability, though, I suppose it’s more likely learned, you’re tiny, it makes being cute easier, being cute helps you along in life, thus you continue being cute.  We can debate all of that some other time, whether social skills and coping strategies are nature or nurture, right after I run out of girls and this becomes a SocialSciencesIwanttoFuckToday.  For now though we’ll talk about how adorable she is and yeah, it can’t all be an accident.  She could wear leather and carry a whip and cover herself in tats and piercings.  She would likely still be attractive but unlikely as cute as she is wearing pink dresses and skirts and doing what she can to look small and innocent.  Thing is it definitely works, she catches my eye, I do find her adorable, and I find I am often charmed by her when I get a chance to see her on screen.  It’s kind of that simple, it’s why today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

I don’t know Ashley Greene from Twilight because I haven’t seen Twilight.  But that’s probably where most people know her from.  I actually don’t know where I first saw her, I have seen her in a bad horror movie along the way but it’s probably pictures that brought her to my attention first.  Her Sobe ad, some sort of random walking around thing on some gossip blog.  That means I don’t have a ton to say about her here about how she charms me or is talented because I don’t really know.  I just know I think she’s hot and today I want to fuck Ashley Greene.

I can’t believe it took me this long but I finally bought Avengers on DVD on the way home this afternoon and am currently hiding away as Sandy does her best to drown my city.  So Avengers is playing and as such… bam, Scarlett Johansson.  Not a lot to explain there, she is incredibly hot in general, I happen to like her a lot as evidenced by all the times I have posted her, add to that the fact that she is just amazing looking in Avengers and… well, no duh, she’s here.  I am not even sure what to say other than that, for a girl who says she doesn’t really care much about being a sex symbol she certainly pulls it off well.  If only all of us could be so good at things we don’t care about.  My point is I don’t have the words, she’s gorgeous and today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.