You know those long rambling posts where I mention for me a three way has to make sense for me, that I am such a nerd there needs to be some sort of internal logic or something. (Spider-Man and Batman can’t just team up! They are separate universes, you have to have a reason!) Well… fuck it. Today is a big day and it’s all about me so I want what I want and I am greedy. I don’t think it’s a secret that Kristen Bell is like my number one all time celebrity crush. And you have probably noticed Kate Upton gets posted a lot because I am incredibly attracted to her. Well, I was sitting here with conflicting feelings, I couldn’t decide between the two and then it was like, fuck it, I have an imagitarium here, I can do anything I want. There are no rules! (Well, there have to be some rules or there will be chaos but that’s a whole other thing, fuck the rules for right now). So this is what I want today. Hell, we can take turns, whatever but today I want to fuck Kristen Bell and Kate Upton.
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