Last time I posted Rosie Jones I very cleverly (ok, not that cleverly) posted only pictures of her with a Union Jack in them. Most people did not notice. It was a discussion I had with more than one person and I had to point it out. I was talking to one friend about it and pointed out the flag and she agreed and it was only a few minutes later she said, “Oh, there’s one in each picture!" I told her this was understandable, she was distracted by boobs which pretty much means Rosie Jones was doing her job. Like as a topless glamour model were she to not get you to look at her boobs she would be very bad at what she does. Which lead me to wonder if these sorts of girls aren’t actually working for MI-6, what better way to hide communications to spies than with boobs. You could just print them in magazines and no one would notice. I mean, hiding troop movements? Easy, just make sure the Russian satellite photos have a topless Rosie Jones and no one would even notice the tanks. This all strikes me as the sort of genius espionage work that years of Bond movies taught me to expect and I think we all know there is something attractive about a spy, so today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.
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