Let’s get this out of the way, yes I realize now as I am typing this I put up a picture of Ariana Grande in front of a Kleenex sign on this blog.  Yes, I am sure there is some subliminal message there or something but really… it’s just what I chose.  Though, you know, if you have a good joke about it knock yourself out, I’m not touching it (heh).  Anyway, Ariana makes her return and the reason is pretty simple, she’s cute as a button.  She is a tiny girl and yes, I have noticed smaller girls often seem to have this innate ability, though, I suppose it’s more likely learned, you’re tiny, it makes being cute easier, being cute helps you along in life, thus you continue being cute.  We can debate all of that some other time, whether social skills and coping strategies are nature or nurture, right after I run out of girls and this becomes a SocialSciencesIwanttoFuckToday.  For now though we’ll talk about how adorable she is and yeah, it can’t all be an accident.  She could wear leather and carry a whip and cover herself in tats and piercings.  She would likely still be attractive but unlikely as cute as she is wearing pink dresses and skirts and doing what she can to look small and innocent.  Thing is it definitely works, she catches my eye, I do find her adorable, and I find I am often charmed by her when I get a chance to see her on screen.  It’s kind of that simple, it’s why today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.