I put Emma Stone in basically the same category as Sarah Michelle Gellar, which should make sense to no one except me. Which is fine, since I am the one grouping them as such. But they are similar to me in that I get they are very pretty, I get that many people find them incredibly hot. I think they are pretty. Yet watching SMG all those years on Buffy giving interviews or whatever I never wanted to make out with her, I kind of wanted to hang out with her, she seemed really cool, like she’d be fun to be friends with. Emma Stone is the same way. I mean, I am not blind, she is really pretty and I know people who really like her but I am always like, she’d be fun to hang out with. Which is strange, I don’t know what it is and it means I am surprised she is here in this blog because what am I going to say? Man, I want to friend her so hard! I mean just friend her all night. I’d like to just go meet her in a bar and then listen to how her day was and then we could totally play darts! Or… whatever, I got lost. Anyway, she is here because she IS pretty and she IS attractive and well, I’m not blind. So today something slipped through and it’s just a little different, this once at least I can say today I want to fuck Emma Stone.
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