Tag: Actress

Olivia Munn was at a launch party for a magazine she’s on the cover on and she looked fantastic. Because that’s what she does. She looks fantastic. Pretty much all the time and it’s really a little unfair how easy it seems to be for her. I mean she must put effort in but everywhere she goes she looks amazing. I am not complaining so much as jealous? Cause I am not getting better looking as I get older so I don’t know what bullshit magic she has tapped into but it’s unfair. She looks good is what I am saying. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

I am posting Saoirse Ronan today because it’s rare she shows up outside of awards season so it’s nice she did, even if she was at an Oscars adjacent thing so that’s almost cheating. She looked good though, I like when she wears a nice dress. I don’t have a lot more to say than that I guess. Today I want to fuck Saoirse Ronan.

Here’s Emma Watson because I’m such a radical non traditionalist, I love posting my way out there unpopular celebrities. You know, real out there types who have appeared in the most successful movie franchises of all time. I also love Brussels Sprouts guys. Love them. Like plan weeks of meals around what will go well with them. What I am saying is I am a unique and fascinating iconoclast, which is why I am posting Emma Watson. I don’t want a parade or anything, just recognition of how I forge my own path. Anyway, she looks good because she is actually very pretty. I have little to no opinion on Wizards and shit and that always frustrates people but it’s just how it goes. She seems fantastic though even without the movies, in part cause I have always liked how she uses her fame. Today I want to fuck Emma Watson.

Here is Becky G cause she was at Spotify’s Secret Genius Awards last night and well, she’s got quite a face. I think she looked beautiful. She just looks great so today was a mostly easy choice except for the fact that there was one other person there who looked amazing. But seriously, Becky G looks so good here. So she wins. Today I want to fuck Becky G.

How about some Scarlett Johansson for you guys today? She’s shown up a couple times this week at things and we should all be thankful for that. It was a Gala at the Natural History Museum in New York, though if I am going to be biased here, and I am, it’s no Smithsonian Museum of Natural History. It’s cool, I get it. The Smithsonian doesn’t have a Gala and it’s not in New York. You take what you can get when it comes to museum galas. Anyway, she has looked lovely this week. And since history was mentioned she was the first person I ever posted and would likely be the most posted person ever on this blog if I had started it 10 years earlier. That’s not saying she isn’t as appealing now, just that she has had staying power and I have always been into her. But also like a lot of famous people, showed up in pictures more earlier in her career. Cause that’s just how that works for whatever reason. And by whatever reason I mean I am older now too and my big Friday night plans are to stay in and play video games online with my brother. So I get it. People don’t take pictures of me doing that either. I don’t think. I hope not. Scarlett looked very good and I am glad to see her. Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

I am in general grateful for Doctor Who but especially incarnations of The Doctor which emphasize the kindness. Which is seems like Jodie Whittaker’s version does. I have talked about fictional characters before and the important roles they can play as aspirational figures. My entire life people have said Superman is lame but to me Superman is a man with the power to do anything and what he has chosen to do is help people. That’s powerful and it’s moving. Doctor Who is a show cut from a similar cloth with it’s humanism at it’s core and the fact that The Doctor is as close to a god as you can be and in the end always ends up helping. I guess I am thankful for the show and I really like Jodie Whittaker’s version of the Doctor. I guess I haven’t really disliked any take but her take is what I felt we all need right now. I watched this week’s episode and I liked it but more importantly I liked her. So I am posting her. I can’t really sexualize the Doctor as a character but I can appreciate the beauty of the woman playing her and like her. Today I want to fuck Jodie Whittaker.

Sometimes there are people who have almost made this blog for years. For years. Why don’t they? Usually cause there is some bad luck involved. Always a bridesmaid never a bride kind of thing. Sometimes it’s just cause they’re weird. Not in an insult way but in a it’s hard to wrap my head around it and post them and when I post someone who feels out there to post I don’t feel like I can just write, “Hey, this girl is pretty. Have a sweet Monday. San Dimas High School Football Rules”. I mean, I could. It’s my blog but I have standards. So Poppy has almost made it but keeps not because she is really, really strange. If you recognize her it’s probably from her Youtube videos with are slightly off kilter. This is because Poppy is basically a performance art piece. I mean, she’s also a pop singer but she’s an art project. The collaboration between multiple artists and if you have done a deep dive on her channel, which of course I have, if you’ve read this blog you can’t be surprised, you’ll discover a deep ambivalence not just about Internet Fame but Internet Culture in general. Her videos are often full of cliches and common sentiments we see in countless other places on the internet but she has robbed them of all emotion or sincerity. They become creepy and hollow. I guess it’s a way of showing the hollowness that was always behind empty statements of vapidness. It’s really kind of brilliant sometimes. My friend and I were watching her selling things from her merch store and she was saying these rote things that people might think to themselves when looking at clothes and they took on this whole weird life as she said them with a vacant smile. It was a mix of hilarious and unsettling. Which is why I have never posted her. Mixed in with this is that she’s coded to be an attractive youtube star. Pretty, innocent, positive. Big eyes and cute dresses. And just off enough that you start to feel bad about finding her attractive. Which I also think is part of the whole thing. Again, I find it kind of brilliant but it means I feel almost bad when I have thought about posting her. But hey, I run a blog called Who I Want to Fuck Today, people are already judging me, what am I scared of? Heights mainly. Also Ghosts. I am pretty sure she is short and if she’s secretly any supernatural creature it’s a robot, not a ghost. Yes, I just said robots are supernatural. Prove me wrong, Internet, prove me wrong. Today I want to fuck Poppy.

Here is Olivia Munn because Olivia Munn is really pretty. That’s simple but it’s just the truth. She has a habit of looking very good on the red carpet and just out and about and probably doing most thing. She is very photogenic is my point. To the degree where sometimes it feels a bit unfair. Either way, the result is I am a big Olivia fan and thus I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Hey guys, happy Wednesday. I am posting Lili Reinhart because I had a dream about her. It wasn’t a particularly interesting dream I guess. She seemed very nice. A bunch of people got locked out of their hotel rooms. She was fun and funny. See, this is proof other people’s dreams are boring. I can feel you yawning through not just the internet but space and time since I am typing this and literally no one can read it yet. Sorry. I do what my subconscious tells me to. Today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart.

You are going to hear a lot today about how this is the most important election of your lifetime. It might be. It might not be. That’s actually a thing for historians to decide. I am here to tell you that every election is important and I have a part of a letter from George Washington to make my point today.

It is now no more that toleration is spoken of as if it were the indulgence of one class of people that another enjoyed the exercise of their inherent natural rights, for, happily, the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance, requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens in giving it on all occasions their effectual support.

It would be inconsistent with the frankness of my character not to avow that I am pleased with your favorable opinion of my administration and fervent wishes for my felicity.

May the children of the stock of Abraham who dwell in this land continue to merit and enjoy the good will of the other inhabitants—while every one shall sit in safety under his own vine and fig tree and there shall be none to make him afraid.

Less than two weeks ago there was a mass shooting at a synagogue. Hate crime is up. I am not cannot and will not claim an election with change any of this. Instead I will point out that the ideals Washington expresses there have been in my head since that event and they are ideals we have fallen short of again and again. Because America is a nation made of people. And people falter. Often badly. Often terribly. But they are ideals to strive for. That’s what America has always been about. Finding a better way, working towards it. It’s always a work in progress and we can always do better but we should always be trying to do better. The government of our first President tried to strive towards these ideals of religious freedom, of not just tolerance but acceptance. Civil rights are not a thing handed out upon high. He notes that here. They are a human right, they are owed, not earned. I do not believe our current government or many of our current politicians are making any attempt to strive towards this. People are afraid because of what they are and we have promised they did not have to be. And part of it is because people don’t vote. When everyone votes Politicians have to appeal to the middle more. They have to seek compromise and work together. When most people do not it’s only the fringes they have to appeal towards and it sends us down a dangerous path. So yes, this election is important. Every election is though and it’s crucial you vote if you are an American because it is your right. Because it is your moral duty. The American Experiment still has the potential to be something great but it takes action from all of us. I firmly believe in the ideals espoused in the founding of my country but they are not words written on paper to be forgotten, it takes us to never forget them and to do what we must to live up to them. And most importantly to hold those who represent us accountable to them. I am posting Chloe Bennet today for two reasons. First cause she was wearing a shit that said vote and I thought maybe people would read it if it was on a pretty girl’s chest. Second because she is very much America. Second because I think she’s pretty and I liked her Calvin Klein shoot. Go vote. Please. Today I want to fuck Chloe Bennet.