Here is Zoey Deutch because she’s really pretty. That’s the long and short of it. I saw some pictures of her at a photocall for… I think it said A Quiet Place but that feels wrong unless I am having a massive brain fart. Whatever is going on, she looked good because she is beautiful. Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch.
I am posting Natalie Alyn Lind and if you know me you can probably guess why. If you don’t well, it’s because I am required by law to post anyone who dresses as Daphne Blake. Look, I don’t make the laws, I just follow them. So she did. It’s not my favorite Daphne costume. I am ok with minor updates but I have never understood the urge to sexify it or anything because it’s medical fact that a purple mini dress, pink tights, and a green neckerchief is the sexiest outfit known to man. I had two grandparents who were doctors, which means I’m half doctor, I just know this stuff. Medical fact. So that said, it’s still a nice costume. It’s always well done really when first glance you just know who someone is supposed to be. And yes, first glance at thumbnails and I knew. So well done by Natalie Alyn Lind, she pulled it off well and she looks good. Today I want to fuck Natalie Alyn Lind.
Guys, it’s almost Halloween, like this weekend is the big weekend for it cause for some reason it’s still not a national holiday yet. It should be. Everyone in American should get November 1st off so we can all have a wild Halloween night. It’s the most magical night of the year. Everyone gets to dress up and pretend to be someone else and we all are just cool with this. Like, if I dress as Super Mario and go to the store on Wednesday no one will bat an eye. The only comments I will get are positive. But if I do that in December? Well, suddenly people are calling the cops. That’s magic. On top of that kids get free candy and uptight middle class people get one night where they can just fucking relax and be weird. So in honor of that I am posting Jessica Nigri, who keeps the Halloween spirit in her heart all year round. Here are pictures of her as totally spookifying scary creatures. There’s a scary moth, a scary Boosette, even a girl wearing barely any clothed, which if Anger is Fear turned inwards, the internet has taught meia girl willingly taking her clothes off is among the most terrifying things in the universe. Too much bare flesh on a woman who chose to expose it? That’s about the most terrifying thing most redditors can think of. So, I know this blog is usually full of pretty girls but today I present you with these terrifying pictures full of super scarifying pictures. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.
In the past couple months Olivia Cooke has been number 2 on quite a few days. Which annoys me. Like, she shows up so rarely and she is one of those celebrities that I just find so pretty. Which I mean is everyone on this blog but there are some people who just click with me and I know I am more into them than the other people looking at them right now. Which still isn’t the best way to describe this as it sounds like the sort of thing a stalker says but I mean like in Bates Motel Nicola Peltz was very pretty and clearly supposed to be the hot girl on the show but my brain was like, “Oh, Olivia Cooke, she’s the hot girl on the show”. Some people have that impact on me. It’s like you wierdos who like Velma more than Daphne despite that obviously being wrong. Or it’s not like that at all because I am right. Anyway, I find her very attractive and she has shown up on the red carpet a few times, which is always a rare treat, and then missed out on being posted. And it bothers me because I feel like I am just throwing away chances. Well, screw it, I am posting her today. Cause she’s pretty and that blue dress, right? Wow. Today I want to fuck Olivia Cooke.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead was at the Suspiria premier last night and honestly I had no clue she was associated with it. I mean, she may not be at all still, I was just surprised to see her there. I am fascinated by the remake because any remake feels like you are fighting an uphill battle but this one is just so fascinating. The original Suspiria is a cult classic and among the most beautiful things ever committed to film. It’s also a mess and makes no sense and there is barely even a plot to speak of. So on one hand it seems like it would be easy to construct a better story. On the other hand it seems like you’ll never top Argento’s visuals. I guess it feels like you’ll always be compared to something else which doesn’t seem fun. But hey, if you were trying to get me on board, having Mary Elizabeth Winstead show up on the red carpet goes a long way towards that. Part of me wants to make a joke about how that’s how you top Argento’s visuals but it made me uncomfortable, so I didn’t. She looked nice though. I wish she was still doing horror movies. Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
Here is Chloe Moretz cause she was at a screening of the Miseducation of Cameron Post and I thought she looked really good. That’s enough for me. I still haven’t seen it but I think I will at some point. Just you know, October is kind of reserved for a different sort of scary movie. Today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.
Madelaine Petsch was at the premier of the new Sabrina show and she looked great. I love a girl in a good suit and Madelaine Petsch is already inclined to look very good. So I am posting her. It’s been a few days since the premier I guess but I didn’t see the pictures until now. Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.
Hey guys, here is Holly Willoughby because apparently she has a line of clothes for Marks & Spencer coming out and there are pictures. I like clothes. I wear them every day. I like Holly Willoughby but admittedly interact with her far less often. I like both things though. So I am posting her. Also she looked very pretty in the pictures, that helped. It seems to be a jacket heavy line but that makes sense because as an expert on England I realize that it is kinda cold and gray all the time and it rains every day. Also castles get drafty. So smart move with the coats, everyone there needs them. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.
Hey guys. Here is some Jenna Coleman because she is at MIPCOM, which I think I may have even mentioned last year is part of this bizarrely changing entertainment world. Once upon a time industry trade shows that really had to only deal with finance and distribution rights didn’t have red carpets. Now everything wants to get more attention and so they have celebrities show up. It’s odd but I am not complaining because Jenna Coleman. She is so pretty and she looked good and so I decided to post pictures of her being pretty and looking good. And mainly wearing pants I guess? That wasn’t an attempt at a theme, it just happened. Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.
Starting almost a month ago the buzz on The Haunting of Hill House really took off. People were declaring it great and the first truly great horror show and all sorts of things that set me up for disappointment. I mean, some consider the source material the greatest haunted house story of all time and people said this could be better. That’s a whole lot of praise. So I watched it this weekend and I was unsure at the start. I thought it was a good show but perhaps light on the horror. Or like it was a “horror” show in the sense that it might have ghosts but it was really meant for normal people who didn’t love being scared. I was wrong. It just established a fantastic base by really getting us to know the characters and slowly dripping in the scares and ghosts. I am about half way through and am loving it so far. It really has struck a great tone. I care about the characters, even though a lot of them are assholes. I feel even more for the kids. This is Victoria Pedretti who has been in almost nothing ever. She plays poor, tragic Nell. Who I really felt for both as a kid and as an adult. It’s a hard life and something about her performance just made me very sad every time she came on screen. I guess the isolation. It really weighed on me. I liked it a lot and I like her a lot and I wanted to point out how great an October show this is to anyone who is interested. Today I want to fuck Victoria Pedretti.
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