Tag: Actress

For the middle of the week it’s been pretty rich as far as celebrity pictures go. In this case I went with Priyanka Chopra because I really like that dress she wore in the top picture. Liked it enough that if the AMAs hadn’t been Tuesday night she would have been a sure pick yesterday. But the AMAs did happen. I still like it today though and I got better pictures of it since. So I am glad to post her. Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Hey guys here is Aubrey Plaza on account of attractiveness. She is very pretty and very talented and I am suddenly realizing it’s been too long since I have seen her in anything. Probably months at this point. But she was at a premier this weekend and so I wanted to share her. Here she is. Today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.

If I were clever or a liar or actually I guess both, I would claim this post is because Doctor Who is back and somehow come up with a profound thing women and stories and what Doctor Who has meant to me and maybe some timey wimey bullshit or something and so on. But while I am sometimes clever and everyone fibs, I am remarkably lazy. So I will take the dull, lazy, honest route today. I am posting Karen Gillan cause she was at the Polo thing which seems like it should be annual but I swear to God happens like 12 times a year in LA. She looked pretty good but it was less about what she looked like there and more about the fact that I really like Karen Gillan. She’s kind of great in general so when she shows up somewhere I am eager to post her. So she’s here. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I am so happy the Good Place is back because what a fantastic show it is. I just love every second of it. It was on again last night and I am posting Kristen Bell because at this point it should be well known that I adore Kristen Bell like no other. I feel like if you watch the show or really anything she’s been in you’d understand why I have felt this way for almost 15 years. She’s just so good at what she does. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Last night was weird. I was listening to Bell Bottom Blues, which I think is far and away the saddest song even tangentially related to Bell Bottoms but that’s just my opinion, you are welcome to your own. It’s America, it’s your right to be wrong. Anyway, I was in kind of a dour place because sometimes that happens. You get home from work to an empty house and a crushing loneliness comes down upon you. It’s hard. Life is hard some guys. But then I remembered the time I saw Odin in the grocery store. I mean, I don’t have confirmation it was Odin. I didn’t talk to him. He’s Odin, it felt presumptuous and what do you even talk to a Norse God about? Nice Eye patch? Where are your ravens? Anyway, I thought about it and how it was remarkable that he’d be at my Kroger. I mean, a guys got to eat and I assume Gods do as well. If he wasn’t hungry then Cronus was a real dick if you ask me. Or maybe that was the whole point. I dunno, it’s been a while since I read about the Titans. Anyway, my point is that life can be a drag sometimes but it also can be full of some pretty great stuff if you give it a chance. Like pretty girls. Or new episodes of Doctor Who. Which I am very much looking forward to. So here we are. Today I want to fuck Jodie Whittaker.

This season’s run of Fashion Weeks is drawing to a close but Paris has been hopping the past few days. Which is awesome because there have been some really good looks. Here is Alicia Vikander from yesterday and it feels like ages since I posted her. I am really pleased to rectify that cause I think she looked great. She has it easy, she’s just beautiful in general but I tend to like her style as well. So I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Alicia Vikander.

Holy Crap I am well into Iron Fist now and I am digging it. It still isn’t the best Marvel show but that’s ok cause literally only one can be the best. I am liking it a lot this season though to be fair the stand out way better than the rest parts are the scenes with Misty and Colleen together. Fuck they rule. They get almost an entire episode together as my dream Marvel TV show. I know I’m not the only one asking for the Daughters of the Dragon and boy, their work together in this, their chemistry, it just makes it seem like a sure hit. My introduction to Colleen Wing came via old Iron Fist issues. When I was a kid Chris Claremont was king and he and John Byrne had a warm up run together before they made X-Men the comic by working on Iron Fist. I actually go tin because the first appearance of Sabretooth ever was in an Iron Fist Comic. Colleen green was almost too cool a character concept in that in the comics she is a Samurai detective, which is just amazing. She was also very liberated and independent in a very 1970’s way, as were most of Claremont’s women. I saw her kill a man in almost cold blood once. He had it coming but they were not fighting. She just drew her blade and slit his stomach in the middle of a speech. I knew she was a bad ass. I also watched her date Cyclops (fun fact I bet plenty of people didn’t know) and make her move by slipping him a card with her apartment key taped inside as he got on a train. I dunno if that’s badass or not but it made a mark cause I still remember it. I legit didn’t know you could make moves like that. Lord knows I don’t have the guts for that kind of thing. Anyway, she was awesome and… the first season I liked her but my brain rebelled against her being part of the Hand (spoilers I guess? It’s been a year). This second season though… man she feels like Colleen Wing. I have always liked Jessica Henwick’s portrayal but this year man. She’s perfect. All of it. The righteous angry, the barely contained rage, the good heart. She rules. And like she and Misty are the best part of this show. A show I am liking all around but they are so good it’s ridiculous. Today I want to fuck Jessica Henwick.

My beloved Kristen Bell was on WTF last week but I listened to it last night AND the Good Place is back. What an amazing Thursday. It’s be a better combination than a Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. And that’s so amazing the I am not just referencing the show but also a classic song. Anyway, she is endlessly delightful and has an impressive ability to be a bundle of joy as a human being and play just a delightful scumbag on TV. What a talent. What a human being. I used to say one day I was going to have her babies but I am getting older and the window on my having other people’s babies is just narrowing rapidly, so I will just say I think she’s great. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.