Tag: Actress

So I was watching an episode of The Monkees last night and it revolved around the band meeting a hot girl at the laundry mat and all falling in love with her.  I saw her and was like, oh, she’s pretty.  Then she stood up and I was like, wow, she’s… we’ll say I will say she looked pretty.  Then I was like, hey, she looks familiar.  So I looked it up and it was non other than Julie Newmar.  Now, I remember thinking Catwoman was pretty as a kid watching old episodes of Batman but I didn’t remember Catwoman looking quite like that. Maybe tight white is a better look than sparkly black?  Who knew.  I of course immediately messaged my friend @lunoboom to let her know because she’s into old ladies.  And I had to tell someone.  I guess I should have kept watching Batman?  I just kind of thought it was lame even as a kid.  I knew it was too silly to be the Batman I wanted.  Anyway, it isn’t like this is news to most people but it turns out Julie Newmar was smoking hot.  So today I want to fuck Julie Newmar.

Here is Anne Hathaway because she was at the premier of the ALice Through the Looking Glass movie, which is a movie I know next to nothing about but I certainly have made assumptions about.  That might be unfair but I assume it’s one of the new versions of classic stories where they totally awesome it up.  I tend to massively dislike those things, trying to be cool is a sure way to be painfully uncool.  I could be wrong.  I have seen next to nothing about it, the only reason I know it exists is occasionally celebrities show up at events surrounding it.  Maybe it will be good.  That would be nice.  Anne Hathaway looked great though.  So she’s here because I quite like her.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

I am going to go ahead and say Ariana Grande won the Billboard Music Awards last night because I thought she looked really pretty.  Also, almost no competition.  Not a ton of people there from what i have seen.  I will admit I haven’t researched it.  I didn’t watch it.  Music awards shows are by and large the worst.  That’s a lot of negativity I realize but i haven’t really slept well in over a week so you’ll have to forgive me.  I liked her dress, it was a good color, and interesting design.  So she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

I am not sure why, maybe it’s an upfronts thing, but Krysten Ritter has been doing all sorts of… stuff for Netflix this past week?  I know there was some Jessica Jones stuff. Also a luncheon called Rebels and something.  That made me laugh, because nothing is more rebellious than attending a luncheon.  Anyway,  I am glad to see her, glad for Jessica Jones’ success.  I think she has looked good, I am tired, so I am cutting this short and just posting her.  Today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.

One of the joys of Cannes every year is not just getting news about movies that could be potentially good but also that it is a truly international affair.  It means I get pictures of people who otherwise are almost impossible to get pictures of.  Like Mallika Sherawat, who I have not posted in over 2 years.  The last time was June of 2013, where I also made references to Cannes.  Because this set of pictures is 3 from this year’s Film Festival and… one from last year.  Cause she basically shows up about once a year.  Which is a shame but it is what it is.  Besides, if I really want I can go watch her play a snake lady again or something.  Anyway, I think she is pretty and I really liked her purple gown at the amfAR event, though a quick check through the Indian papers tells me it’s controversial.  Because, and this will make those of you who aren’t well aware of the culture that swirls around Bollywood laugh, her dress is considered scandalous and she is almost always criticized for showing too much skin. It’s a whole thing with her that makes me roll my eyes.  Anyway I think she looked good in it. So she’s here today because today I want to fuck Mallika Sherawat.

Hayley Atwell was at the ACB Upfronts and hey, any excuse to think about Hayley Atwell is ok with me.  Because Google uses some sort of witchcraft I have already been peppered with ads for her new show whenever I watch YouTube and uh… wow it looks terrible.  Not because of her but because it looks like the sort of overwrought legal drama that makes my eyes want to roll out of my head.  You know, the show The Grinder was mocking his year.  Of course, the Grinder got canceled and the shows it parodied go for like 10 years so maybe this will be good for Hayley.  ABC, home of the shows I don’t enjoy but end up watching because I really like the woman who plays the lead.  Quantico just got a partner I guess.  I really shouldn’t complain about shows I haven’t actually seen yet but… well, it’s not my first rodeo.  Anyway, I am excited about her being in a new show, though I wouldn’t have made her use an American accent, not when British accents are all so great, but at least she will be on TV.  So that’s good.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Well, the day got away from me, so this post is going up late.  That’s ok, there was a lot to choose from with Cannes still going on but I am getting to post my favorite, Kristen Bell.  She was at the upfronts for NBC, so maybe she’s doing some show for NBC?  I have no idea.  I should look into that.  I just thought she looked lovely as always and I absolutely adore Kristen Bell.  So here she is because like almost every day, today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Forgive me guys, I am pretty sleepy.  I did finally see Civil War though and that means I am posting Scarlett Johansson because it doesn’t take much of an excuse for me to decide to post her.  I liked the movie.  I still think Winter Soldier was better so I am on the other side of that divide from people who think it was the best Marvel movie yet.  I liked Scarlett in it, she still gets the best fight moves.  She looked good.  It was fun.  I am out of things to say.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Here is Blake Lively because Blake Lively is just dominating Cannes.  She has looked fantastic.  I have really liked a lot of what she has worn and I think maybe her blue gown she wore most recently was the best.  It looks pretty great.  She looks great. Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Cannes continues to pay dividends, this time in the form of my beloved Jessica Chastain.  She has looked quite good and rose to the top today.  It was tough because frankly there are quite a few people who have really stood out so far.  Still, it’s not like I need much of an excuse to choose Jessica Chastain.  Now I am just waiting on word about the actual movies there, I don’t know what she is even in there but fingers crossed it ends up good.  The nice thing about being a fan of her work is even the mediocre movies feature an amazing performance by her but it sure would be nice to get an actual good movie out of the mix as well.  She has looked great though, even though @wildflagsure disagrees and I think said she was a gross ginger earlier.  I wouldn’t normally sell a friend out like that but just in case Jessica Chastain reads this I want her to know I disagree and am willing to offer a shoulder to cry on if she is hurt by @wildflagsure cruel, cruel remarks that were not at all sarcastic or a joke but just mean.  I guess I should stop before I start shouting, “no one loves you like I do, Jessica” because I really would rather not be institutionalized.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.