Tag: Actress

I was never into Baywatch.  As a matter of fact I would say it’s probably safe to say I have never seen an episode of Baywatch, which means maybe I shouldn’t judge it but you know… I did.  I will.  The boom in syndicated TV in the 90’s lead to a lot of shows that I think a lot of people loved but I never could bring myself to care about any of them.  My little brother loved Renegade but he was also 5. Anyway, Baywatch was a honest to god cultural phenomena when I was entering High School, I had a friend with a Pamela Anderson poster on his wall and… I never got the appeal honestly.  I guess those girls were never my type, I was much happier obsessing over Angela Chase.  The closest I came to caring was one month Cinemax had a girls of Baywatch thing where late at night they showed earlier movies from girls from the show and being Cinemax they got naked.  So I watched that.  Purely for research purposes and also because I was like 14 and always felt like I was getting away with something when I snuck into the basement after my parents were asleep to see boobs.  Anyway, all this brings me about to Alexandra Daddario who is in the middle of filming Baywatch and for about 2 weeks has been providing the world with wonderful pictures from the set.  I still feel no urge to see Baywatch but then if you do the math it seems like a movie I have to see.  I mean,I love the Rock.  I love Alexandra Daddario.  I love Priyanka Chopra.  All these people in a movie together?  That sounds like something I totally would intend to see and never get around to!  Like.. uh, San Andreas which I still haven’t seen.  Anyway, she has looked quite good.  She does that.  All these pictures plus a bunch the other day becuase it was her birthday?  I am surprised I hadn’t posted her yet. So here are a bunch of crummy set pictures because today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

Here is Chloe Moretz because she did some sort of promo photoshoot for a game called Sudden Attack.  It’s not a thing I know and it doesn’t sound like a thing I’d want to play but she looked kind of hot in the pictures?  I feel uncertain as to why.  I mean, maybe it’s the gun?  I feel strange wondering that but then again I was raised on 80’s action movies so maybe I see women with guns as sexy.  I honestly don’t know.  I’ve decided not to question it too much today, it’s a fine excuse to post her.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Chloe Moretz.

Here is Liz Gillies because any excuse to post Elizabeth Gillies is a good one.  She was at the Premier of My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2.  I have no idea why.  Is she in it?  Was she just around?  It’s a mystery because I haven’t looked it up.  I also haven’t seen the first movie because I kind of felt like it was all there in the title.  I got it.  I’m good.  She looked good because she looks good, that’s her thing.  I am grateful when she turns up places because she is seriously under represented.  All those years ago when I decided to give Victorious a chance at the urging of my followers (which, it’s been years, I feel safe now saying you were wrong.  You were just wrong, I shouldn’t have watched it.  I can fully see it having an important place in my childhood had I been a child but I wasn’t.  I am not.  It was not good) I was a little surprised that Liz is the one who stood out the most to me.  Going in I didn’t expect that because my knowledge of the show was that Victoria Justice was remarkably beautiful.  Instead she was the one I became least interested in.  Elizabeth Gillies has a certain charm and charisma and I could see why she was such a fan favorite.  So thank god she was at the red carpet for something because any excuse to post her.  Today I want to fuck Elizabeth Gillies.

Supergirl came back last night and thank god.  I mean… I think it was only not on for a week but I missed it.  I like the show.  I really like the character.  I really like Melissa Benoist in the role.  I am thankful she has it, not just because she plays it well but just because… she feels right.  She feels like Supergirl.  One of the things I am most thankful for with the modern waves of Superhero media is how many people playing superheroes seem to take that duty seriously.  Which I know sounds silly but I don’t mean character fidelity or something.  I mean kids.  I got into Superheroes as a kid and I am sure there are lots of reasons I was drawn to them but I know a big one was because of what they represented.  The world is unjust and you’re not really supposed to know that as a kid but for some of us your parents don’t shield you from that, instead they contribute to the knowledge, so I was hungry for some sense of justice.  It is nice to find something where people are good and do right not because they have to but because it is the right thing to do.  A world where people do their best to help.  So I love that so many actors and actresses playing the role seem to take that part of their job seriously and are willing to help give that magic to another generation of kids.  It can help a lot.  Last night was a good reminder because evil Supergirl really made me uncomfortable.  I didn’t like it.  I thought maybe I’d find it a little hot but no… I just didn’t like it.  So I am so thankful for a show that isn’t about darkness and it gave us a good example in the flaws of making a superhero more “mature” by having them act like dicks.  I am glad we have the character the way she is and I love the way Melissa Benoist plays her.  I love the way Melissa Benoist talks about it off screen.  So that’s why she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Melissa Benoist.

Because I am terminally lame and old I watched Saturday Night Live early this morning when I couldn’t sleep.  I probably would have done so earlier if I had remembered Ariana Grande was hosting but oh well.  She did well enough.  That sounds like faint praise I guess but I think the show has been struggling this year and so well enough is better than a lot of hosts so far this season.  She also is very pretty and clearly a talented performer, she’s been doing this a long time.  It was also a reminder that I haven’t posted her in forever.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

The time change is the devil.  I hate it so much.  Mix that with people doing the whole St. Patricks thing this weekend and it was just… ugh.  Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.  There will be no Green in this picture for your made up holiday.  If you want to get drunk grow a spine and get drunk, don’t claim to care about a holiday you don’t care about as an excuse to get drunk.  And dont’ even get me started on th- no, you know what, I am not going to rant, I will pass on being that old crank.  Here is Emmy Rossum because she’s easy.  I realize what poor phrasing that is but I mean I have no deeper connection or thoughts to her, she is just really pretty.  It’s my first thought when I see her, “Wow, she’s pretty”.  She often wears things I like and she’s very pretty.  She was at a ball or a gala or something and I really liked her dress a lot.  She looked pretty.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

Anna Kendrick was on Colbert the other night and I was vaguely aware of it because I saw people talking about it but I didn’t see her or it or anything until this morning. Once I did it was like, “Welp, I’m posting Anna Kendrick”.  Not only did she look fantastic in her red dress, she is just so amazing.  She is one of those people I have a huge crush on and it’s funny, I can kind of forget about it when she isn’t front and center but she shows up and bam, it’s back.  It’s because she’s basically perfect.  She is pretty, she is smart, she is funny, she is ridiculously talented.  She’s pretty close to perfect.  So here is a random collection of pictures cause it’s really nice outside so I am not really putting in the effort she deserves.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

A friend broke my heart about a month ago when in reference to Mary Elizabeth Winstead she said, “I don’t see the appeal”.  Now, yeah, it kind of hurt because obviously Mary Elizabeth Winstead is one of my all time favorites but more so because when you care about someone you hate to see them so ridiculously wrong about something.  It’s like when you have that older relative who is kind of racist or you have a friend who thinks vaccines are a government plot or a coworker who thinks Donald Trump tells it like it is.  You aren’t defensive, you don’t need to be, everyone knows that person is wrong.  It’s because you’re a little embarrassed for them, that they could be so wrong.  And you know in your heart they’re a decent person so it’s shocking they can be so wrong headed about this thing.  So it broke my heart in that way.  Because obviously Mary Elizabeth Winstead is beautiful.  Just gorgeous.  She was doing 10 Cloverfield Lane related stuff yesterday and I am pumped for that movie.  I can’t wait to asked everyone I know to go to see it with me so they can turn me down.  Very exciting!  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

I guess Quantico is back.  I hadn’t realized but I have been up since 1 AM and there it was so I decided to watch it.  Forgive me if this entry is even worse than usual but I am super tired, guys.  Anyway, I continue to watch the show despite the fact that it is probably the dumbest show I have ever watched.  I constantly find myself rolling my eyes and going, “Oh, come on”.  I don’t even know why I keep watching.  It isn’t like I want to see what happens next, I don’t care.  But I almost… like thinking it is dumb?  Spite watching maybe?  More likely I watch it for the same reasons now that I even gave it a chance in the first place.  Priyanka Chopra. She is so hot.  It’s just ridiculous how good looking she is.  And I guess after years of not being able to see her very often it’s a nice treat to get to see her every week.  Even if every week we get flashbacks to the worst training program in the history of anything ever.  I would think up a clever analogy but again, I am super tired.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Anne Hathaway has been on my mind all week.  Kind of.  Like, I have considered posting her each day but then haven’t.  Someone always wins out.  I think part of it might be subconcious concern for my friends @bannedfromtheendoftheworld because I know this will fill her with uncontrollable lust and envy given her deep seeded desire for motherhood and attraction to pregnant women.  Which is why there’s really only the two pictures of Anne pregnant here.  I thought she looked good at the Oscars stuff she was at but it was like… good for someone who has to take into account a giant belly because she’s pregnant.  Which seems like faint praise but honestly just gaining a pound or two can make everything I won fit like crap so I can’t imagine how hard it is to dress well when you’re pregnant.  I can’t imagine how hard it is to care on top of that honestly.  So I don’t like the faint praise of, “Looks good considering…” but I thought her dress looked good considering.  And she was pretty.  And I guess what pushed it over the edge today is she keeps popping up on my dash, it’s a nice reminder that yeah, I happen to find Anne Hathaway quite attractive.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.