A friend broke my heart about a month ago when in reference to Mary Elizabeth Winstead she said, “I don’t see the appeal”.  Now, yeah, it kind of hurt because obviously Mary Elizabeth Winstead is one of my all time favorites but more so because when you care about someone you hate to see them so ridiculously wrong about something.  It’s like when you have that older relative who is kind of racist or you have a friend who thinks vaccines are a government plot or a coworker who thinks Donald Trump tells it like it is.  You aren’t defensive, you don’t need to be, everyone knows that person is wrong.  It’s because you’re a little embarrassed for them, that they could be so wrong.  And you know in your heart they’re a decent person so it’s shocking they can be so wrong headed about this thing.  So it broke my heart in that way.  Because obviously Mary Elizabeth Winstead is beautiful.  Just gorgeous.  She was doing 10 Cloverfield Lane related stuff yesterday and I am pumped for that movie.  I can’t wait to asked everyone I know to go to see it with me so they can turn me down.  Very exciting!  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.