Tag: Actress

Here is Bella Thorne because she did a photoshoot on a beach the other day and… spoiler alert, Bella Thorne is pretty hot.  I have stated before I am not really a bikini person in the sense that I don’t care.  I have no strong feelings any direction so I find other people’s obsession a little eye roll inducing.  They aren’t something exciting like uh… I dunno, shiny gowns on a red carpet.  That’s something to be obsessed with.  Anyway, she is in various bits of swimwear here because well… there was a theme, why not just go with it?  Anyway, there was a gif and a bunch of pictures and I came to the conclusion she was hot.  It’s a gift, my ability to determine these things.  Today I want to fuck Bella Thorne.

So… I’m still posting stuff from the Oscars?  I guess so but it wasn’t like… planned.  On Monday I almost posted Saoirse Ronan.  In the end ALicia Vikander won out but Saoirse came close, mainly because her dress was amazing.  Well, someone reblogged it again today and it was sitting on my dash and man it looked good.  It is just very classic looking.  I mean, it’s shiny but it’s a classic cut, a great color and she looked pretty?  I don’t have a lot of great reasons I suppose but I will say of the best picture nominees this year Brooklyn was probably my second favorite.  I think she was good in it.  I think that’s enough for today.  She’s good at what she does, she had a pretty green dress, she has a name that is very hard to say or spell.  Today I want to fuck Saoirse Ronan.

Last night was the end of my beloved Agent Carter.  Definitely the end of the season, very likely the end of the show.  I am in mourning because I loved it.  I loved Hayley Atwell in the role.  Now, certainly Peggy Carter will go on.  Marvel will no doubt have her in comics.  Hayley Atwell will go on as well.  That magic combination of her as Peggy Carter won’t though.  Which is sad because she was brilliant in the role.  I imagine her mark will forever be on future version of the character.  I will miss it because I loved the show and I loved the performance.  I adore her and today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Today was a really hard pick.  I am sure everyone has been anxiously awaiting my post and by everyone I mean probably just @female .  I know he is.  The Oscars were last night and the red carpet for it and the associated parties was very rewarding this year.  Last year I remember not being wowed by that many people, this year there were so many people I was wowed by.  I have like 6 people I wanted to post today and i keep going back and forth.  I whittled it down to three and then from there down to two.  I am still kinda sitting at two and I have gone back and forth on who to post as I have been sitting here.  Going from one picture folder to the other.  I am going with Alicia Vikander though.  She was gorgeous.  I liked her dress a lot, I liked her whole look, her earings were great, she is just a vision to look at.  She won an Oscar so good for her.  She certainly had a very good year.  She looked great and I found her very charming in the red carpet interviews I saw with her because, yeah, I watch those and she was basically the first to arrive of the big names so she got talked to a lot.  I like how touched she seems when she wins awards.  And she is gorgeous.  So today I want to fuck Alicia Vikander.

Jessica Chastain was at the Independent Spirit Awards last night and thank god!  I feel like I have been a little cheated this Chastain Season because she skipped over a lot of the awards stuff on account of being out of the country and working on movies like some sort of actress or something.  It’s one of those mixed feelings thing because in the right now I just want more picture of her on the red carpet because she is beautiful and elegant and I want to see what she decides to wear.  But long term I know what I really want are more movies with Jessica Chastain because she is a remarkably gifted actress and like all great artists every work of theirs is a gift.  Still… kinda wanted her showing up in pretty gowns.  I am glad she’s in town though because I was worried she might not be at the Oscars.  I just didn’t want to know how you could have the Oscars without her.  I mean, I know they did it for like 80 years that way but never again if I have my way.  So she should be there, which means I am fully willing to admit she might get posted again tomorrow because… well, who knows what the red carpet will bring tonight.  I included an after party pic from last year’s Oscars though just… cause?  It made sense when I chose it.  I am looking forward to the Oscars though because I happen to enjoy it, and not just in the let’s bitch about it way.  I could watch people win the minor awards all day, it’s nice to see someone have a truly great day.  They look so happy.  Anyway, here is Jessica Chastain because she is magnificent.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

I watched Gilda last night because I was feeling heavy hearted and my mind was in a place that watching some Film Noir just felt like the right thing to do. As a result, here is Rita Hayworth, who was born not a Hayworth but a Cansino.  The studio changed her name and dyed her hair red because if people thought she was too ethnic they wouldn’t see her in movies.  Who knows if this is true, Hollywood has a lot of bullshit rationalizations for their racism.  Be it the public or the system, the result is the same, the world is a cesspool and as such the good get doused in shit and the bad are just aware enough to float to the top if they want.  Differences are to be eliminated because it makes us feel more secure.  We crave order more than justice and especially if that order keeps us safe at the expense of some other guy’s liberty.  Sorry, this isn’t cheery I guess. In fairness, I said I was in the mood for Film Noir so I wasn’t in the best place with my view of humanity.  It’s a genre that at it’s best is bleak and it’s view of the human condition and more importantly the way man treats man is at its lightest described as dark.  Anyway, this is Rita Hayworth’s best known role and to many people the defining Femme Fatale.  It makes sense because she is conniving, manipulative, and is has a sexuality to her so white hot I am surprised the celluloid didn’t burst into flame.  It’s a neat trick to make a character you know would be trouble but even as you’re watching you know you’d fall for it.  Hayworth was known for her iconic red hair, which as said earlier wasn’t really red.  She was one of the premier sex symbols of the 40’s and I included the most iconic poster of her in this set so you can see it.  It’s the poster that inspired the Shawshank Redemption and who knows how many fantasies (I think, I can’t remember, it all gets mixed up in my memories sometimes).  It was a good movie, I had seen it before but had almost forgotten how much I enjoyed it.  Rita Hayworth alone is worth the price of admission.  Today I want to fuck Rita Hayworth.

So we’re getting all the peripheral guild and association awards leading up to the Oscars and it’s a little bittersweet.  Once the Oscars are done awards season is over and that means the red carpet stuff will dry up, which hurts in part because the red carpet stuff hasn’t entirely blown me away this year.  I feel like we haven’t gotten all we deserve.  Maybe that’s just me.  Krysten Ritter stood out yesterday though and if you’re a fan of hers this year has been good for her.  She has shown up more and of course Jessica Jones was outrageously successful on an artistic level.  Maybe commercial, too, it’s hard to tell with Netflix.  I hope it catapults her to super stardom though because she certainly deserves it at this point.  It’s so strange to think that she was once someone who I just didn’t like after her work on Veronica Mars because now I just see multiple roles in a row where she was absolutely amazing.  Just exceptional.  But that’s kind of her, she is after all a young girl who moved to New York to be a model and said, “Well shit, this is something that chews you up and spits you out after a year or two, I need to figure out something else to do” and basically just decided to learn to act.  It worked.  So she is great.  I really liked her gown at the Costume Designers Guild Awards, too.  I am not sure hwo others will feel about it but the color just complimented her so well, she looks gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.

Ariel Winter was at some Young Hollywood thing last night.  I don’t know much about those but they seem to happen all the time and some people are indeed part of young Hollywood and some are like in their 30’s so I don’t really understand and they seem to happen a lot.  What I did notice is that Ariel Winter looks good in black.  The times I seem to notice her she is in black.  I don’t know why that is.  Maybe it’s her hair.  I know sometimes she dresses in ways I quite like, sometimes it’s not for me.  Black seems to be her color though.  I thought she looked good. Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

I started watching the Netflix series Love late last night.  Or maybe early this morning. I am unclear on the time.  It all blurs together something.  I was kinda expecting to post Gillian Jacobs but after seeing the trailer last week, int he back of my head was the idea that i might post Milana Vayntrub.  Basically because when AT&T commercials come on I am like, man, she’s hot.  But I don’t tend to see those during like.. the morning.  Mainly because I’m not watching TV.  So she doesn’t ever get posted but she’s often on my mind because the one time I have posted her was kind of an evergreen post, it gets liked or reblogged about once a week by someone.  I figure this is because people are looking for the AT&T girl, find out her name, search her and… well, her tag isn’t that crowded and there aren’t that many pictures so my post is popular (Also, I guess I was pretty early in posting her.  Though not that early, my buddy @lunoboom was telling me about her youtube channel and how she had a crush on her YEARS before).  So I was glad to see her because I think she is really attractive.  I also think she is hilarious but two episodes in I haven’t really seen a lot of that from her unfortunately. Ex Girlfriend is a pretty thankless role to play.  In life and on TV she’s never the hero.  But anyway… I am rambling, I’m pretty tired.  Today I want to fuck Milana Vayntrub.

I knew by yesterday afternoon that I was probably going to post Blake Lively today.  She was at the Michael Kors show the other day and when I saw pictures of what she wore I was blown away.  Like I immediately went and messaged my friend @thunderstormofoblivion because I knew she’d agree on account of her medical condition, which is having eyeballs.  It was a good reminder that when Blake Lively wants to she can completely blow my mind.  She has been at various things in New York for the past couple of weeks, sort of circling around Fashion Week and Deadpool stuff.  Anyway, here are a bunch of pictures of her, including the Michael Kors dress and they are mainly of her outside walking to stuff because she has the amazing ability to look like she’s in the middle of a fashion shoot while walking to the car or whatever.  Her entire life is like some sort of glamor shoot.  It’s a little ridiculous.  I guess that comes from being preternaturally beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.