Tag: Actress

This one feels like a strange one.  Not to me but maybe to everyone else.  I have been aware Linda Blair was hot in the 80’s for a long time.  I think since I saw Hell Night as a preteen, which, in my defense, she was exactly what a preteen would notice.  It took place on Halloween night and she was dressed as what I can only describe as a boob princess, which is a fancy dress that seemed to be entirely designed to show off her boobs.  I would normally mock this kind of costume choice except it’s a movie and I’ve seen plenty of Halloween costumes over the years so it’s basically Cinema Verite.  Anyway, being the little girl from the exorcist she showed up in a lot of horror movies later in her career and I always think she looks good.  I just know that’s probably what makes it strange because all anyone else knows her as is the girl from the exorcist and I doubt (and hope) no one sees that and thinks about how sexy it is.  So I guess most people didn’t know she was hot, just me and Rick James.  Anyway, I watched a movie called Witchery the other night but not for her, I watched it for the Hoff and because there was an ice storm outside so I had decided it was a good night to just stay in and watch movies.  I fell asleep like half way through.  It was amazingly bad.  Now, a lot of people would not go back and rewatch the end of a movie they have declared “amazingly bad” but if you are surprised I did then you really don’t know me at all, do you internet?  So yeah, it was bad but Linda Blair was in it and she looked good.  Also naked in the half I slept through, so worth rewatching if that’s if that’s your thing.  I enjoyed it, it isn’t the first time I have thought about posting her, now I am.  Today I want to fuck Linda Blair.

Anna Kendrick won the Grammys last night because I am the authority on such things.  I kind of knew she would when the first pictures surfaced because first of all she looked amazing.  Second of all she’s Anna Kendrick, which means she is amazing.  This gives her an extra bonus.  Then my night went all pear shaped and long story short I didn’t get a lot of sleep so my brain is moving pretty slowly, so I am really no match for Anna today.  She looks amazing and it meant that yeah, I’m not going to fight with that, she wins.  For real though, that black dress is pretty perfect, right? Right. And I have nothing more interesting to say than today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

There is a whole lot going on this weekend.  From a celebrity pictures point of view I mean.  Fashion Week in New York, the BAFTAs in London, The Grammys in LA, I am sure other stuff I am forgetting.  It means parties and events and all sorts of craziness and it means there is a lot to pick from.  If your favorite person doesn’t show up I am sorry, this blog is about my libido though, not yours.  Here is Ariel Winter who is making her first ever appearance on this blog.  I think she is attractive and thought she looked cute as a button in a pilot’s hat at the pre Grammys party Delta always does.  I have never gotten the connection between airplane travel and music awards but they do this every year and I do appreciate the fact that it means a bunch of celebrities end up wearing pilots jackets and hats and what not because it’s usually adorable.  Anyway, here she is because today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

Here is Hayley Atwell because yesterday was Tuesday and I am basically in love with Peggy Carter.  I think Hayley Atwell is pretty great, too.  The bad news is apparently this season’s ratings aren’t too good for the show.  By bad news I of course mean the worst news ever.  I love the show and was looking forward to it all year, I will be very sad if leading up to winter hiatus next year I don’t have the show to look forward to.  At least we’ll always have Hayley Atwell, who I assume will remain a delightful combination of funny, charming, British and beautiful even if the show is canceled.  I mean, I can’t imagine that going away.  Anyway, here she is because I adore her.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

So the Super Bowl is today and it always strikes me as a little odd that there is this weird celebrity push around it now.  Not the idea that famous people might show up to watch it, it seems like a fun time, but that the NFL manufactures all these red carpet events around the Super Bowl to just get celebrities there.  Besides just seeming odd I wonder what the point is.  You’re already the most watched thing in America and tonight game will be, as it always is, the most watched thing in the world today, so I am not sure who you are trying to rope in.  Now, I understand, “you already make so much money” is a poor argument because like all major corporations, the NFL’s goal is not to make money but to make all the money.  I just mean… who is going to watch who wasn’t already going to?  January Jones and Ashley Green are on the red carpet last night and who does that make tune in to a football game today?  I am just not sure who was either unaware or uninterested in the Super Bowl who that pushes over the edge.  Of course, I am an idiot to complain because I like red carpets and I like pretty girls.  And I even know that January Jones is a big Broncos fan, so I guess that makes sense.  I have no idea what Emily Ratajkowski thinks about football or the teams playing.  I am just happy for the excuse to post her.  I know she’s in a Super Bowl commercial but… well, who cares.  I take it all back, I don’t care, nice excuse to see Emily Ratajkowski.  She’s hot, she showed up, I am over thinking this.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I uploaded the pictures for this post at 6 AM and then saved it as a draft because I suddenly got really tired and decided it was time for bed.  So the post is rather late today because I am a mess of an adult.  I woke up at 2 AM and was up until close to 7 and… it’s a mess.  But I did manage to catch up on TV in that time frame and when I got to iZombie I knew someone from the show was getting posted because the episode just worked for me.  When I heard Kristen Bell’s voice I knew it was her because first of all I love Kristen Bell.  Second of all I love Kristen Bell and Rob Thomas together.  Third of all I love Kristen Bell and one day I am going to have her babies.  You’ll see!  So any excuse to post Kristen Bell is a good one and here she is.  Because she’s amazing.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I have almost posted Natalie Dormer for the past couple of days.  Like, I keep finding myself thinking about her when I get up but then by the time the day gets going I have forgotten and it isn’t until the next day that I remember that oh yeah, I keep thinking about Natalie Dormer.  I don’t have a particular reason I can think of for her to keep popping up.  I haven’t seen a movie or a show or anything with her in it recently.  So I guess a non particular reason would be that she is very sexy.  That seems like a reason.  So when I saw her show up in pictures from a Zoolander screening I knew I was posting her.  I also really liked her dress.  Not because of the plunging neckline, though, I should point out I am not opposed to plunging necklines, but just the feel of it.  I think black works well for her and something about the cut and styling was vaguely sinister.  I think vaguely sinister works well with Natalie Dormer.  I don’t think she is a sinister person, I just think her sort of crooked smile where she might be up to something pairs well with potential secret Sith Lord or something.  My brain is a strange place.  I liked the dress.  I like her.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

This post had a convoluted way of getting here.  I was listening to like a month and half old podcast cause that stuff can stack up, I listen when I can but I listen to too many. Anyway, screenwriter Tess Morris was on and I thought she was quite funny and she was talking about writing this movie called Man Up.  It is a romantic comedy but she was funny enough I decided to give it a shot.  It also had Simon Pegg and Lake Bell, so it seemed like something to take a chance on.  I quite liked it.  I wouldn’t say it should be an Oscar nominee but as someone who is quick to deride Romcoms as a lazy genre that doesn’t really try to be good, just marketable, it stands out that I liked it.  Because it was interesting and well written.  And Simon Pegg was funny.  And Lake Bell was funny.  Lake Bell was also a fair bit more interesting than any character is in most romcoms.  She just felt more complex and fully realized.  Lake Bell being a talented comedic actress likely helps with that.  So here she is.  Because she is pretty and funny and I watched the movie so… today I want to fuck Lake Bell.

My brain has kind of been all over the map as of late.  Like, I start thinking of girls with the most spurious connections to them.  And my brain hasn’t full settled on people, it’s kind of all over the place.  I was listening to an interview with Garrett Morris, which I was excited for because I am a huge SNL fan and he is among the most overlooked of the original cast.  So I was listening to that in the car and that made me think of Two Broke Girls because I know he’s on that now and that got me thinking about Kat Dennings and how can that show be a huge hit and yet pictures of her are so rare and often not that great?  It feels like a great injustice.  She stuck in my head though and keeps fighting her way to the front so I am posting her today.  Which is good because it’s my friend @sticky-stupid-runningdownmylegs birthday and she hates a lot of things but she loves a few things and I think Kat Dennings is one of them.  Or used to be.  I can’t keep up with my own libido, much less everyone else’s.  She may have moved on to only liking older men married to rock stars now.  I hope that’s not true.  I still like Kat Dennings on account of her being hilarious, charismatic, and hot.  Today I want to fuck Kat Dennings.

Scarlett Johansson has come up a lot recently in the periphery of my life.  Now there are two ways to look at this, either it’s because she is one of the biggest movie stars in the world and thus pop culture will dictate that if you are connected to the world around you that Scarlett Johansson will probably get mentioned, or show up in something, or get reblogged on tumblr or whatever.  Especially when she is in a movie that is set to be released this week.  Or you can take it as a sign.  I will leave it up to you to decide, I am not tell you what to think, so if you want to believe in signs I won’t stop you.  I’ll quietly mock you but I won’t stop you.  Anyway, Hail Caesar is headed out this week and it is seems to be one of those made for me movies.  The Cohen are among my favorite if not favorite directors working, it’s about old Hollywood, Scarlett Johansson will wear clothing from the 1950’s.  These are all things I love.  So today someone was just talking about her in a conversation I was not part of (what I heard was, “What was that black and white movie with Scarlett Johansson and Billy Bob Thornburg”.  I didn’t correct anyone) it was enough to get my brain obsessing about her.  And how beautiful she is.  It’s been 15 years now that I have been crushing on Scarlett Johansson, which is a really long time.  But she is so pretty.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.