So the Super Bowl is today and it always strikes me as a little odd that there is this weird celebrity push around it now.  Not the idea that famous people might show up to watch it, it seems like a fun time, but that the NFL manufactures all these red carpet events around the Super Bowl to just get celebrities there.  Besides just seeming odd I wonder what the point is.  You’re already the most watched thing in America and tonight game will be, as it always is, the most watched thing in the world today, so I am not sure who you are trying to rope in.  Now, I understand, “you already make so much money” is a poor argument because like all major corporations, the NFL’s goal is not to make money but to make all the money.  I just mean… who is going to watch who wasn’t already going to?  January Jones and Ashley Green are on the red carpet last night and who does that make tune in to a football game today?  I am just not sure who was either unaware or uninterested in the Super Bowl who that pushes over the edge.  Of course, I am an idiot to complain because I like red carpets and I like pretty girls.  And I even know that January Jones is a big Broncos fan, so I guess that makes sense.  I have no idea what Emily Ratajkowski thinks about football or the teams playing.  I am just happy for the excuse to post her.  I know she’s in a Super Bowl commercial but… well, who cares.  I take it all back, I don’t care, nice excuse to see Emily Ratajkowski.  She’s hot, she showed up, I am over thinking this.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

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